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Fat people stories thread

>at gym
>doing curls
>see new fatty
>good for him
>he goes to the hex bar
>loads it less than 1pl8
>steps inside and lifts it his legs as far as he can
>starts farmer walking
>okay.jpg
>does a few laps meandering through equipment
>not really in the way just weird
>stop at water fountain
>can't hold hex bar and drink
>hoists it up over his gut
>leans forward with bar resting on the edge of fountain
>gulps water and backs away
>tries to lower hex bar
>can't do it
>see if turning visibly red
>not sure if from weight or shame
>does another lap
>tried to casually push down at hex bar
>it's not moving captain
>starts to awkwardly attempt to remove plates
>lift bro moves in to help
>tries to push hex bar down
>fatty just says it hurts more
>bro calls in the squat team
>fatty looks so ashamed as they lift the hex bar over his head
>guys tell him to be careful bro
>fatty goes right to locker room and then leaves
>poor guy

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>people lying on the internet

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There are some holes in this story.

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>fitsticky.com/intermediate-programs
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You're an ass

>that guy who drinks water during sets

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>tfw my phone's keyboard auto completed that entire sentence

Also, contribootin'

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Stale but it'll be new for the summerfags.

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thank mr skeltal

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>get interviewed by a fat lady
>she asks my hobbies
>running, working out
>I goofed
>should have said baking cupcakes
>she crinkles her Crisco lard face
>interview is over pretty quickly

Didn't get that job.

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well would you have liked to work with a bunch of fat people? maybe it was for the best.

yeah it was an amazing job with great career prospects. and the girl that was going to be training me was a gym bunny latina with a killer ass.

I was thwarted by the fat troll under the bridge

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Donut holes yeah

Shoulda said Freezing smugglers in carbonite.

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shiet!
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kek

And thread is kill

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Close enough

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the funniest part is that they are probably heavy enough to meet the weight limit for what constitutes a car

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I'm good.

Thank fucking hell I looked at immunity cat before that other fat cunt.

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Before or after, it doesn't matter. Immunity Cat is omnipotent and omnipresent.

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I fucking love immunity cat.

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your cancer ruined this thread. fuck you.

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Thanks for killing the conversation. Now all we have is stale images and no greentext.

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people have no shame anymore

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Good...good. Let the fat hate flow through you.

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I was really hoping the gun would go off. And then I wondered if the bullet would even get anywhere anyway.

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I didnt go through that cut for nothing