Alone in gym. 69 decides what I do
Alone in gym. 69 decides what I do
Curl in the squat rack
Throw a weight at the mirror
do your workout and don't be a faggot
Actually lift for once in your life
Squat naked
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Shout Allahu Akbar
kipping pullups
Dumbbell deadlifts 8*3.
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post ass
Leave and go to a real gym
69 with next person you see
press your bare ass cheeks against all the mirrors
fap
Use the CrossTrainer naked, feel your balls smacking around between your thighs.
re-roll
Suck your own dick and videotape it
Stop posting in a chinese cartoon imagem board
Hide naked in the women's locker room and make heavy breathing noises when someone enters.
This
You have to do it
Do a 3x8 squat using a bench as weight in the middle of the gym
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Do your normal routine. Naked.
complete your workout, put everything back in place and go home.
T bag the seats
Get a banana and act like a monkey on the equipment.
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do a barrel roll
Go home. You're not gonna make it.
Hang nooses in all the squat racks and from all the pullup bars.
And some weighed dips.
Roll
kys
BRETT FAVRE
DB curls in the squat rack
Squat naked
smear some poo on every barbell
Masturbate while looking at yourself in the mirror
400 lbs atg squat. film it and post.
rolling this
Rolling for this
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Molest the receptionist.
Hang yourself
Take all your clothes off and squat
Walk around without your pants on, do cable hip thrusters
Actually work out.
Rub yo dick on everything don't have to take it out but just rub it on everything if there's a camera you have to stare at it while doing so
Rolling
Workout like you should
at soeme point during your workout you need to yell out "allah ackbar" at the top of your lungs and then furiously strip down to your boxershorts and run around yelling "allah" 3x5 reps
also meme magic is at play so don't be a faggot
masturbate naked in front of the mirror while screaming OHYES SCOOBY PLS REKT MY BOYPUSSY WITH YOUR 30 YEARS WORTH OF NATTY GAINS
record it
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deadlift naked
reroll
Piss on some weights
barbell hip thrusts naked
do a poo - but not in the loo
Barbell up in ur anus
pee on the floor
Spend an entire workout doing nothing but ass.
Attempt a bench press PR with clips on the bar
Stack plates and make a tower reaching the ceiling
Be careful!
Deadlift some heavy ass weight you faggot
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Rear glute spread 3x10s
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fucking kill yourself
Lrn2/ properly rotate images, asshole
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DO DEEP SQUATS WITHOUT PANTS AND WAIT FOR AN EMPLOYEE TO COME IN. WHEN THEY DO, SCREAM "ONE THOUSAND SIXTEEN, ONE THOUSAND SEVENTEEN"
Load up 700lbs and squat it.
bench 1pl8
masturbate and post proof
Lmao roll
So close
this
db curls in the squat rack
Kill yourself
Go for a new deadlift pr
Take a massive upper decker in the girls bathroom and record it.
hijack speakers, lift to anime theme songs.
I think he's at home now guys
rollan
shit in the middle of the gym floor
LEAVE Veeky Forums FOREVER
rellon
masturbate anally
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Put so much weight on the bench that you can't press it and lie there with the barbell on your chest until someone walks in.
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hang yourself with giant rubber band.
>Sit in squat rack
>Eat pizza
Lift naked
Give the receptionist a huge tip.
rub your dick on all the dumbbells, record it.
Fling rubber band at hulked out chad and say you wanna fuck his boy pussy
Get a gf
This one