How do you get this body when you live in a jungle where meat is scarce?

How do you get this body when you live in a jungle where meat is scarce?

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this guy has no arms while having buff chest and abs

looks so weird

>in a jungle
>where meat is scarce
maybe if you're a giant pussy

I wonder if any cave men were Veeky Forums by today's standards
I mean shit I can barely find enough calories to stay out of Skelly mode now, I can't imagine having to chase shit for a measly chicken breast

it's not scarce when you're an alpha and fuck shit up

Massive pussy detected

Bugs (e.g. larvae) contain way more protein per gram than your run of the mill estrogen filled mass produced chicken breasts... You just can't be a little bitch whining "eww, that's so icky" all day

good luck finding and eating a kg of bugs a day

jungle is full of sanekes to eat. just dont get bit

>this nigga ain't ever heard of Tapir!

he looks like shit honestly, his obliques ruin his v line, and he has no arms or shoulders

While you're in CAPE WAKANDA exploring INFERTILE GRASSLANDS and chartering BOATS
Tarzan is making MAD GAINS by eating BUSH GRUBS and fucking CHIMPANZEES.

eat gorillas

I'll take roids for 500,000 Alec

Top quality m8

Right, because you'd be so busy, you know, NOT hunting/foraging for food?

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>find dead tree
>crack open tree with rock
>shitload of worms and maggots
>free high protein food

I wish this meme would die.

most prehistoric men from tribes were ripped assuming they weren't in a famine. Getting enough calories in the wild to build muscle isn't impossible. You'd know this if you have ever gone hunting or fishing.

this song is awersome

Well big arms (I mean bicep/tricep) don't contribute much to athletic movement when compared to the torso.

I usually listen to it like 10 times in a row every day immediately after waking up

How do you get this body when you live in a jungle where meat is scarce?

Big cats get lots of meat in the jungle though.

How does this primitive have thicker legs than me when I squat twice a week?

They eat bugs and worms.

He is physically active for most of the day. You are physically active for 2 hours tops per day including your gym work.

Look up otzi, preserved caveman, he was small but ripped, barley any body fat but used a bow that most current bear hunters would find too heavy, you had to be fit to survive back then

natural selection x F

>Look up otzi, preserved caveman, he was small but ripped, barley any body fat

Impressive. Very nice.

Look up bow draw weight, otzi used a 200+ bow, maybe 1% of guys on here could even pull that taught much less hit something with it, listen to history on fire's episode on him, otzi was a motherfucker

Hunting is mostly waiting and watching. Nothing that'd burn calories.

Kek

I always thought it was neat that the older male scientist from Thor/avengers series is this guy's dad.

Barley is used to make beer you autistic moron. Learn english.

also that actor is like 6'5" so he's gonna have lanklet proportions unless he hops on a shit ton of juice

Look how fucking ripped he is.

>le evolution meme

Holy fuck those legs are amazing.

So thick legs are good for survival? SS+GOMAD+Squats confirmed for living like an alpha jungle beast?!?!

its called being tall, you fucking manlet.

how do i reach otzi mode?

Spend all day looking for tasty high protein bugs with a big kill every 3-4 days easy bro

get your dick ripped off by a glacier.

be dan henderson

This movie is racist as fuck just so you know faggots
Really drives home le evil white man agenda
Enjoy being ing told you and your entire ace is a piece of shit when you're going out trying to have fun

he's like 4'8

some lame b8 there dude,its like you are not even trying

DEM TRIPS O TRUTH

they have extensive knowledge and they actually do workouts aside form training for combat. clearly an adequate amount of nutrients.

>You need meat to get big

well memed