Sup geese

Sup geese,
I'm hoping to fuck this chick. Thing is im scared of the condom breaking when I cum. How do I make sure it doesn't so I can safely cum inside her?

Also do you count the weight of the collars in your bench press?

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das a risk you gotta be willing to take mayne

It's fucking designed to not break you fucking retard, that's literally a condom's only purpose, how fucking thick can you be

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yeah ok makes sense

Make sure you use multiple condoms simultaneously to ensure that it wont break all of them. Also condoms should be kept in wallets or pockets for a week or two to become more 'malleable,' and therefore less likely to break from rigorous intercourse.

Ive only fucked girls on birth control before. The one time I did use a condom it broke and she got the morning after pill. This chick isn't that hit and so I can't afford getting her pregnant as I don't want her in my life after ive fucked it

dont use experied condoms or condoms that have been exposed to extreme temperatures or been in your wallet/pants for to long

make sure no air is trapped in the tip when you put it on

what kind of nigger-tier condoms do you even use f'am

>when ya go 3 rounds wid da hunny but ya only brought 1 jimmyhat
it turns out if you fuck them properly once girls lose the ability to care whether you wrap up for rounds 2 and 3

Durex senpai. They were pretty fresh, only just purchased then when I used then. Must not have left enough air at the top

Condoms make me cum quick which annoys me. I could fuck raw for a while but once a stick a condom on I need to nut after a minute

your supossed to remove air in the tip
here It starts at the part you probaly got wrong
youtu.be/psAHcNHzUUU?t=42s

lol embeed ignores starting time go 42 seconds or watch it all

Put tape on the end of your dick as well as a condom. Works great

>not wanting to impregnant a white female
Making it, r-right?

>Breaking a condom
How do you even manage? Those things are super fucking elastic. Or are you one of those fags that can't take the time to leave no air in?

>one of those fags that can't take the time to leave no air in?
Yeah. Do you just squeeze the air out when it's on?

Bro the collars are like 200g each it should matter all that much

You squeeze the tip and then just roll it properly. If you fail and end with some air in the middle you slowly push it out, or just say fuck it and take a new one.

> 2016
> using condoms at all
> not smashing qt3.14 Veeky Forums grills raw
> not getting them pregnant
> not ruining their perfect bodies
> not having to marry them out of shame
> not having to get a shitty job to support your dysfunctional family
> not drinking all the gains you made away to content with the sadness
> not dying of liver failure with a wife that hates you and a child you told was a mistake

ISHYGDDT

put a dab of superglue in your peehole and pinch it shut. should open up again in a few days

posting this to her facebook.
you don't deserve this 10/10.

GET KEKED

I've been trying to get my husband to put a baby in me, but I don't know, now it doesn't seem so great...

Using more than one condom increases the chances is both breaking, because of the friction of rubber with rubber

I literally can't get off with condoms. I want to fuck sloots, but I'm too worried about stds. Only relationships for me...

Kek

It's like that guy putting his head inside alligators you don't know whats going there

Learn to internet, retards:

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Casual sloot sex is overrated, find yousself a worthy gf, mate.

That's Iskra you idiot

falling for the bait

Op here. I'm not fucking iskra (I wish). She's just an imagine of a hot chick

Disgusting... Why the fuck would you want a baby. Is your life really that empty?

kek

girl im seeing wants me to cum in her because apparently she can't get pregnant at this time of the month. what should i do in this situation?

Lol, that's a trap breh

But all of dis is just advice...

Fuk no u idiot

fuck her raw, pull out and cum on her

OP is a virgin & it's gonna stay that way

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This desu senpai

She is insane and wants you to marry her, she thinks escalating the relationship will force you to move forward. They will do this if they believe they are losing you, and it totally empowers them to feel superior if you were to back out of the relationship after she becomes pregnant.

Honestly? A few years ago something snapped in me and I went from never wanting children, ever, to needing a baby in me right this second. I guess hormones? I'm close to middle age, so maybe that.

Enough economic stability and the feeling of wanting to see kids grow up into responsible adults?

What's the worst that could happen?

seeking a trap baby, don't fall for it.

There's no way you're fucking iamshkria or whatever her instagram name is

>GF is on birth control
>Cum deep inside her every time we fuck
>She lays there in a state of bliss knowing that an alpha like me is willing to breed with her

Feels good

Don't believe her lies.

>I'm hoping to fuck this chick
Get in line dickhead

>ejaculating
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Autism/10

I would actually welcome the condom breaking for that girl.

Would wife instantly.

basically just don't use thin condoms. From my experience they are the only condoms that have broken on me, and have broken on multiple occasions

How can anyone be this stupid to belive a girl that she "can't" get pregnant. Nigga bitch just want to suck child support out of you.

Who /Lifestyles skyn large/ here?

One of the goat brands imo

OP didn't say pic related was the chick he was fucking you retard

Op here.
Thank you. Iskra is just an image of a hot girl.

I just use durex extra safe (ironic as they always break lol)

I'm in the same boat with you, No condom has worked for me, I break every single one of them even with lube.

i'd impregnate her. go big or go home man

keep fucking her. use that rubber mate

I just laughed for 5 minutes

>im the model iskra lawrence

summerfags trolling already