Is rollerblading the ultimate cardio exercise?

Is rollerblading the premium cardio exercise we've been looking for?

PROS
-Low impact
-Travel distance
-Intensity varies
-Outdoors

CONS
-You're a faggit

pros:
none

cons:
you realize you're gay

Compression pants+rollerblading=gainz

No.

Just run, faggot. Skating fucks with your movement mechanics.

How does it "fuck with your mechanics"?

"wow user, you must not care what people think, you're so alpha"

>what you think you look like

jesus this fucking retarded faggot lmao

>what you actually look like

K

No

rollerbladers are literally so gay it's not even funny

is rollerskating good for booty? i want my girl to skate with me while i go on my 10k runs, what results can i expect

You can expect this guy to steal your girl with his sweet moves.

>see brink
>still think roller blading is gay
Pick only 1

There is this weird resurgence of girls rollerskating. Think butch chicks doing roller derby, and some of them have great behinds. I'm sure shell make gains if she does it.

is that the Scoobster?

STOP TRYING TO REPEAT THE 80S AND 90S. STOP IT.

> you realize that you're gay
> con
Pick one you faggit

>Skating fucks with your movement mechanics.
most retarded thing I have read all day fampai

if anything it would help, like riding a bike

haha never

I'm ok with this aesthetic

Roller blading (BLADING, not skating) is really fun if you know how to actually skate.

I palyed hockey growing up and didn't keep up with it in high school but I kept rollerblading cause it's so fun.

I haven't done it in a couple years but I'm having my mom mail them to me; should get here soon.

Super excited. It's gonna be fun and help my fatass lose weight.

=)

is this shit in fashion again?

where do they even sell them anymore

No its not

The internet

What about long boarding? I do it every other day as a form of cardio just crusing around my neighborhood. Always drenched in sweat when I'm done. Feels good desu.

long boarding and rollerblading are both equally gay. Short board or suck a dick

Short board's for pussies. I literally only see girls ride those lmfao.

>tfw pinched nerve or some shit on the top of my foot and when I wear anything you have to have relatively tight on your feet (ie rollerblades, snowboard boots) it makes them go numb

>longboarding
Ew

yeah, i'm sure all you see is girls riding pic related you long board riding queer

Ahahaha bitch you think you Tony Hawk riding those? Lol longboarding for life nigga!

no, I don't think I'm Tony Hawk. I think I'm a heterosexual man.

Swimming.

This tbqh fammypack