IDEAL FEMALE BODY

holy shit that is a lot of airbrush

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>Different coloured hair.
Its like you want to get cheated on you cis male scum

semen demon, fluid druid, titty city, bitch witch, angular perpendicular

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Too bad she is a lesbo

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Muhhhh dick

Y'all are forgetting this all-time all-star classic

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Lose a D add a fluffy tail and ears.

I have literally the exact same washer/dryer machine

Sauce????

No idea. Makes me sauce though

Horo a shit.

I'm in love with an ugly girl whose boyfriend goes to my gym. She seems like the most loyal person in the world, because whenever she's there as his guest, she's always talking about what she can do for him. Like last week she was getting his thoughts on what she should cook him for dinner later that day (it was a 0800 on a Saturday), and they ended up deciding on stuffed chicken thighs. And desu I don't really know what those are but they sound delicious. And then as I was finishing up my workout I overheard him ask her whether she could give him a foot massage after the workout and she said yes without a moment's hesitation.

If I keep lifting, will I find a woman like that?

I kinda wish they would break up. Guaranteed that guy doesn't appreciate her anyway.

This is the most beta cringe shit I've ever read on Veeky Forums and I'm a waifu fag

my greatest fear is meeting the love of my life and she gets fat, fuck that shit

2D is the answer my friend.

>tfw Zarya will never share the roughest sweaty sex with me after we both set new max lifts

why live

I might be beta but at least I can outlift you.

im not autistic mayne

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>doing trivia at bar tonight with buds
>sipping gin and tonics
>end up wrecking trivia
>suddenly have 60 bux bar credit
>suddenly hammered off jaeger and fireball
>smoking outside, talking to girl with pic related look
>she's giggling and smiling and playing with her hair
>i start complimenting her hair and being slightly dickish
>then i start talking about pokemon snap and DS9 and stupid /pol/ shit
>she gets very confused and leaves
>i realize even if i smooth played this and took her home, id be too nervous to get it up

mfw im typing this...help

that is a fat chick dude

This is the perfect female body. If you disagree you may potentially be homosexual and should consider suicide.

>Can a girl acquire it through lifting/eating

yes

Pole vaulters often have such tiny waists. Makes me diamonds

This is my ideal. Like horee sheet

You want someone out of Auschwitz?

>prob like a 32D
>auschwitz

hog hounder found

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A bit of both breh. Most girls just need fork putdowns X 20 to look good

the only thing not auschwitz about her is her boobs, her arms and stuff are skinny as fuck

i don't want to feel her tendons when i touch her arm

lol apparently you have never touched a girl who is not a whale

i've never touched a girl

It's fun touching girls.

If you have any friends that are female, pat them on the back every once in a while. At some point in time, make the leap to squeezing the shoulder. Then pat the head. Then beat the pussy.

You can do it user. You have it in you. I know you do.

i don't have any friends that are girls and my friends don't have friends that are girls but im working on it

i'll do it for u user

Don't do it for me. Do it for you, cause you deserve it. For you. Always for you.

I know this bitch

holy mother muh dick

I also enjoy this one

yes

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You cant into boobs by lifting user

Breh

I hope you know she has tons of rolls and cellulite. Her skin is not smooth like that. She is lumpy and disgusting. She is fat as fuck and doesn't even have tits

Legitimately 0/10. You do not have high test because you like this abhorrent specimen. You have a fetish.

....is that meant to be a Papi cosplay? Because if so MUH DICK!

The trashy hair makes her look like excellent pump and dump material

yup there we go. Thats it

>Good stats
>Still looks like shit

This is pretty much proof that it's all about genetics

not him but that is a really nice thing to say

thanks user

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Didn't expect to run I to other MM Bros on Veeky Forums Polt is the true Veeky Forums tier monster girl.

Literally a Google Image Search button right next to the image, guys.

Google Christine Cosmid

In my opinion, she's only really attractive in a few pics, so she's always been kind of a huge letdown. Perspective sure goes a long way for some people. Used to have that pic saved for years.

Some like bananas or pineapples no such thing as idea female body
Just what every individual wants and taste the best even some love for pedos

iktf
CS major?

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would shrek

But pineapple is better than banana.

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That bish delusional af, shes talking down MEN physique yet shes the one actually looking like a semi-strong skinnyfat 12 years old boy. I hate these delusional bitches hurr my arms are bigger than boys. Bitch look at your fucking pictures, any guy with minimal lifting experience has a more muscular body than yours.

+1 for based Hono the wise wolf. Would feed apples and meat pies/10.

whew

>Hono

I know you mean well user, her name is Holo though.

Hahaha, swim thick is called "floating" you god damn whale.

Who is she

Brehs

I really hope this isn't copy pasta

You win

Hayley?

Legs like a pony

But why be with a vain, money grubbing ho?

That was my first thought too haha.

Yeah bby drink dat milk!

>bench: 220
looks like she misstyped 1 at the beginning

perfection

>This is pretty much proof that it's all about genetics

It's proof it's all about roids

Yep das it

kek'd

no shit look at the size of her

>wide hips
>Small waist
>Thick (muscular, not fat) thighs
>Round butt
>Shapely calves
>Small ankles
>small feet
>Medium sized, perky round boobs
>Fit belly (not flat, not chubby, not ripped - hard to explain)
>Fit arms and shoulders (not bony, not chubby)

Basically attainable through a combination of genetics, lifting and cardio.

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Most importantly: European

No shitskins allowed

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Fake asses are so fucking obvious.

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