/fraud/

thin genes.

she asked me to come help her with lab stuff tomorrow

"I need someone strong who can help me move things"

"I'll by lunch for whoever comes help me,,,"

all that over IM

and with those flirtty emojis.

Analgril is hot

hope I dont fuck it up again

grab on and don't ever let go yolo, she's one fiiiiine piece

she wants yo dick boy, you'd damn well put it in her

actually surprised you even considered sticking it to that uggo tinder bitch, she was like 4/10 face and analgirl's reppin a solid 8-9/10 and lets you poke her stainer

I need to get her to come to my bday...

You won't breh, I have faith

if she finds out about the gf tho

but I cant drop gf if I dont know I'll actually get with her

Break her fingers so she can't Facebook
Its the only option

trips of truth

I dont even have gf as a friend on fb tho lol

also, dont even think fb would let me list her as a gf lol

m8 are you 6'2" jeff seid american blonde jock with square jaw mode?

Or is it just one of those cases where a utterly hot woman meets ugly or average people.

I mean i see it all the time in my town (and i fucking kek errytime)

Yolo is a qt
Not super Chad mode but cute and approachable
Nohomo

>m8 are you 6'2" jeff seid american blonde jock with square jaw mode?
no

>Or is it just one of those cases where a utterly hot woman meets ugly or average people.
p much

just need to be able to fake confidence tbqh

>Yolo is a qt
thanks for always having my back

Is anyone here in the EU who doesnt buy his gear online?

I want to start fucking pinning, but unlike in canada/us/uk buying online is fucking police-bait here.

HOW DO I GET MY FUCKING HANDS ON THAT SHIT WITHOUT ONLINE STORES

lol at how delusional this is

Im not even going to be mean, i just feel sorry for you guys that buy into this delusion that you need to be a male model to land a 7 or 8 chick.

you're letting retards and dregs of society on the internet ruin your life and warp your perception of the world.

you look pretty shit for being a fraud

wait wait wait i know whats coming next:

>just be confident bro!
>girls dig the confidence bro!
>its all about game and self esteem bro!

this has been established

That's true. Aldo just be a person that's not awful.

this and don't forget that this board consist of 90% virgins and wizards.

BUT CHAD IS EATING PIZZZA AND EFRON AND ZZYYZZ.

sad, but true. Only JM was a chad, i mean look at him. jelly af

how to get girls

step 1; be more attractive
step 2; don't be ugly

how hard is this shit for you guys?

no.

I could go deep into this, and it has nothing to do with goofy PUA shit, but it would really be a waste of time because at the end of the day you've become invested in the idea that you need to look like a model to land an attractive girl, so it will become self-fulfilling; you'll never try because you know you will fail under this paradigm. Any rejection from an attempt will just further reinforce this paradigm for you.

I will however, just point out
> I mean i see it all the time in my town (and i fucking kek errytime)

so youve observed it in reality, and yet the dots arent connecting in your head, it has to be conditional for you to accept it.

I mean, I look like shit and I've managed to get with girls

Any ausfags buy through sdmonster here?

what are Aus prices for babbys first test cycle?

Girls are stupid Yolo.

At this point saying Yolo looks like shit is just a fuckin meme. Yolo is one of the better posters around here.

yeah he's legit, galactic labs is kinda underdosed but Anabolic innovations is good
Hive on SST is better than both though

yolo isn't super big; get girls

JM was big and ripped, gets black trannies

You see what i mean with lifiting for girls. How hard can it be. How fucking delusional are you poeple.

wanna fuck you up 1v1 in a fight and smash a dent into your heads

>Yolo is one of the better posters around here.

Why do his steroids not work then?

I dont know his diet, what he runs, his routine, sleep ect and so on. so cant answer

Dude doesnt look like boiled shit either so calm the fuck down

was JM ugly in the face? btw

Daily reminder that JM did gay4pay.

>Daily reminder brought to you by yolos hot teen 'legal' sloots

Are you retarted?

can you solve 1+1 =? then you know that answer

Yolo's physique is good enough for woman. The Internet is fucking with your mind. Most man are chubby fat/dad bod with a mediocre face with a 8/10 qt. On the streets i never see a guy like me.

I never even thought of the idea of lifting for other people, but it will give you confidence that's for sure which will help you with girl and other situations

kek everytime I see that fucking picture

Apparently I am because I didnt know I was going to get some explanation and then a side story about yourself and then advice for girls for wanting a yes or no answer.

Unless you thought I was a different user lel.

Don't forget that Yolo is African though
White women are naturally drawn to him no matter his looks

Let's say that JM fell for the lifting for girls meme. kek

because his african cock. aka bbc. Good notice senpai. I can always trust on your alpha wisdom.

Is it too late for me since I started to lift for girls, but after seeing results I started to lift to chase the pump? Will I become just like JM and give up spread asshole pics to gay black trannies?

>lifting for girls
baka when will people learn

pic related me and my bro

dont tell them my secrets brah

Being funny & being fun to be around. Interesting person. If you're mediocre in the face. To compensate for your flaws

and of course; the good ol' get some confidence bro

you're a cuck for posting such pics.

faggot

looks like you have the FACE and FRAME but you're missing out on the HEIGHT.

Totally explains how I managed to cuck this guy's hot gf twice a week for a few months.

Guess im one of those who will make it.

they don't look short at all

How do I get those diagonal lines on the check/jaw? Body fat?

Wide jaws + low bf

ask the undercover cop at your local gym :^)

Nobody gives a fuck about your fedora life. Go suck some more dick from ''chad & brad''.

being a chad helps

go EAT some PIZZA, CHAD

sheeeeiiiit if i could broadcast my life, it would be a popular mexican novella, but with steroids.

I GOT THE JOBS BREHSSS

manager just called me

>chad
>covering most facial features

fucking normie

congrats on the cart pushing job! Now you cant skip cardio day ;)

>willingly doxing yourself
You first buddy

didn't i post my face many many times already. I don't give a fuck, doxx me. i don;t have a life, you can;t kill mee

Pushing those carts like no otherrr

congrats
have fun with the office politics

What gauge needle do I need to pin test enanthate with

Use a 0 gauge pin for best results.

Get a knitting needle and cut each end so you have a hollow tube

Your welcome

thanks bro

fuck man, being poor sucks so hard

i almost wanted to suck black dick for money

i dont like pizza though.

thanks /b/ros screencapping for /r/Veeky Forums because of epic win

what the fuck is wrong with you?

i like BURGERS like most BRADS

You shouldn't be excited to join the wage slaves.
Now you'll have no time for anything

they work strict 7 hours and 45 min over there with 1 hour lunch break. holy shit

i'am curious what they offer

CHAD IS EATING JOBS

If someone hits the genetic lottery and responds very well to Tren with minimal and easily controllable sides, would they ever need to blast any other anabolics besides test and tren for most goals?

True, but do i have anything better to do then waste my life on Veeky Forums?

I want to be independent and don't live of government money or g4p

After lifting, all you'll have time for is bed.
I hope you don't have a needy gf. Who am I kidding all women demand time

Yeah i know, i had the same shit with my intern.

luckily she isn't. I only see her in the weekend atm, so that won't change. She's studying for nurse, so she's also busy with that. She also supports me with lifting, cooks my meals and she's also lifting herself, thus no gains gobblin

Oh that's good. Mirin, jelly

Too bad she's a woman otherwise she might be a decent person

r u an eskimo?

Have a friend who works at a pharmacy in a hippie town with basically no crime

How can I manipulate this into getting hcg for cheapo? 10k iu is $300 on aus sst

>would they ever need to blast any other anabolics besides test and tren for most goals?

depends

Nimbin?

> MK-677 + Tren, day 15
> up 25 lbs
> date with a rich Jewess tonight

What is going on and how do I debloat in 8 hours?

I would say only real option is to fake a prescription and bring it in to this friend, it shouldn't do any harm seems unlikely to cause an issue provided this is a pharmacist capable of selling hcg or you may as well have a friend that meets and greets people at a chemist.

Could try sitting in a sauna for 6 hours.

Shit nigga. What dosages are you running?

Drink 10oz of liquor and dont eat anything for 8 hours and your bloat should be gone desu.

Drink lots of water though. No salt no carbs, no food at all ideally.

Should I take 0.25mg of cabergoline EoD while running Tren E?

>implying his doctor wont see a prescription on his file
>implying his doctor wont question hcg
>implying the pharmacist wont get fired

Seriously its a real job its not getting a free t shirt because your friend works at hot topic

How bad will steroid side effects be on a guy who already has small nuts

>10oz of liquor
What is this beta shit. Real men polish off half a bottle of Johnnie Walker when they wanna drop water.

Well he has to meet her in 8 hours, he doesnt want to be passed out or shitfaced by then

Honestly I am pretty sure he is dosing the ibutamoren in the morning and he is bloated from overeating. But he never answers me when I ask when he doses. I never bloat on ibutamoren.
Also for the most part jews are not attractive so I am sure she will be happy to go on a date with a juicy sexy roid head despite any bloat.

If I am on push pull legs, what kind of routine should I add in for ab work? My abs are under developed compared to the rest of my body IMO.

>Also for the most part jews are not attractive
do I need to post my whole /tv/ folder?

kek what the fuck, jews can be hot as fuck

unpossible

I usually do a couple sets of hanging leg raises at the end of my workouts. Might start doing cable crunches too.

How much tren?