Making it thread

How has your life changed ever since you got Veeky Forums? In your social ANd romantic life. Post screenshots of any kind.

Pic related is me.

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> match with shitload of bots
> let it inflate ego
> post to thechan after feeling so cool

Bot?

Bot?

>want to make tinder
>literally NO pictures of me

How brehs?

tinder lol. i have like 700 matches or some shit.

use it to get laid occasionally.

Bot?

Oh damn, latvian girls, they're such a qt's aren't they?

just take some fucking pictures of yourself faggot

Yeh that's gonna fucking work, a bunch of selfies. What a fool I will look!

Normies only m8

Top or Bot?

Latvia's pretty homogeneous so they probably thought it was a fake account or something. I DID have a lot of qt's interested tho haha.

do you think one selfie would be enough in order to make it? no friends to snap pics of me, no extraordinary activities for me to show myself in action.
>mfw didnt have sex for two years and it just hit me the other day that i really need to have sex asap

>step 1: preheat oven to

post the rest of this convo

Ej nahuj tu jobanais kropli, bljed ej nomirsti

Post a pic of your profile, I think I'm too ugly for tinder.....

Explain the Israeli

tu dusmīgs, kucēn? nelamajies bračiņ

Are you that nappy headed short nigger I see on a train from time to time.

You play soccer right ?

Any connections to city of Olaine ?

>70 matches over two weeks
>too autistic to talk to any of them
What do?

Current long term relationship gf is constantly trying to better herself because shes scared I'm too good for her and she realised pretty quickly her subtle attempts to slow down or stop my self-improvements would not work.
I basically have all the control in this relationship because I know I could find another great girl if we split up.


Previous LTR, before lifting, I was a beta bitch who was jealous and clingy, even sneaked through my gfs texts a few times. Basically I was a little bitch.

Lifting has made me confident in my ability to be awesome.

You need to do shit so you have worthwhile moments to take pictures of.

Tinder should look like this:
>solo pic
>pic with friends
>pic with girl(s)
>pic doing activity
>pic with cute animal

Miers puikas.. meičas visiem pietiks ;)

Yeah, no.
If you're attractive, just post a selfie.
If you're an uglet, no matter what kind of picture you post you're only gonna get responses from the lowest tier of the females online and even then you'll have to work for it.

Write a generic hello message and copy/paste it to all of them. When you get more comfortable comment on a common interest or make a joke about their profile

tfw doing whats best
Cucking white bois with my black cock

Can anyone post they're profile, blank out your name and eyes. I want to know if I'm too ugly for this shit.

She looks like 5.5/10, sensei.

You can NEVER be too ugly for tinder.

Post your profile, blank out eyes and personal info. I need to know if my black ass is too ugly for this shit.

This pls

>being a nigger

Can you fuck off?

NO pics with girls
NEVER
girls hate that, recent studies confirmed it

also some funny pic always gets you the right kind of bitches

No.

Hopefully roids and plastic surgery will save me.

...

That would be fucking autistic if you were white

kek

Saved for future cringe threads, thanks familia

shes a qt tho

Times.
New.
Roman.
only an experimented FBI agent could tell the difference between this fake bullshit and the actual app
but actually 10/10 for making me lmao

>girls love attention
>shows that you have other hoes already
>primal urge to win you over and be competitive kicks in

Basic evolutionary psychology nigger a

Its flamite lame fuck boy. Pic related you right now Lmao Famalam

legit lost it at this

fukken lol

does tinder work? im just out of a 2 year relationship and ive been told im good looking. is it really good for one night stands?

Spotted the virgin

This.

OP's girls are cuter. Must suck to be an uggo huh? :^)

This again.

It's autistic either way.

Why you so mad my perma virgin cuck friend?

>at the gym
>qt comes over
>asks if i'm new to the gym
>'as new as my underwear ;)'
>gives me a puzzled look followed by a delayed smile
>goes back to cardio routine

i haven't changed my underwear in 3 days

mensfitness.com/women/dating-advice/15-things-turn-girls-tinder-according-15-girls/slide/10

dem eyebrows and jew nose, she looks like the daughter of Eugene Levy

Save your virginity as well friendo ;)

Making it?

All i want to do is walk around campus with a girl i like

Elliot Rodger is calling me

Please post your face, censor the eyes of you must to maintain privacy. It would be a great standard of measurement. Your contribution to the dating/redpill/bodybuilding communites could be legendary, think of it

Have you tried joining any extracurricular organizations in order to meet people?

>perma virgin cuck friend

what a roast, goddamn someone give me a burn heal

really though, apart from gettinf womynz and taking bullets from the police, what else are you niggers good at?

Ever tried going outside friendo?

what does this post even say
that pic is not tinder, it's a very bad picture you've done with paint

This thread was posted 4 and a half hours ago with most of the posts coming in the last hour. It's obvious that OP is either gone, asleep or dead.

>girl asks you out on a date

How does it feel to be a woman?

its a tinder client that is based on chrome fuck boy ;)

We scheduled to meet next weekend anyway, I was under the assumption that it was a date but for whatever reason she had to clarify.

>also some funny pic always gets you the right kind of bitches

Do memes work?

can't unsee

>le virginity meme

Kek okay Mr. only one photo because I'm not a fuckboy

i just cringed typing that

I'm really concerned that you don't know any more insults
So you translated it from another language or something tyrone?

Lmao OP, why did you save my tinder picture from that /int/ thread?

I was that black guy who posted this

Heres an update

Need to find a way to get her to mine by next episode

Got and some pretty pink white pussy sounds like a good night

Her long-winded reply explaining everything tells me that she's more beta than you

Is it just me, or does he look like Harold?

>Living in a country so shitty Marvel villains live there
>Making it
Pic one

You should stop for your own good familia
Your lines are cringe
She's obviously not into you and trying to be polite

You actually think you're being smooth here?

You have to make light conversation with girls perma-virgin its clear u dont know this :)))))

OMG we both watch GOT we're such nerds! hahaha

i have 2 shirtless selfies and a face pic i took in the bathroom and shopped a white background and added a filter
srs
500+ matches

Yeah.
theladbible.com/articles/the-guy-from-the-hide-your-pain-harold-memes-has-been-found-100316

it's not white white
it's slav right?

>all these pictures showing last activity
nigga that feature was removed ages ago

I'm not even a nigger m8. I'm just pointing out that you're acting like a bitter fuck on a thread for no reason.

>Hey guys post pics of your success after your years of lifting!
>reeeeee niggeeeeeeer gtfo

If it was the racial testosterone thread that's up right now I'd understand, but you're sperging out just because an user is slaying women you feel belong to you. You're probably going to ignore all of this and come back with Tyrone memes deluding yourself that I'm black just because you know I'm right.

The third thing blacks might be good at is making betas like you feel insecure 24/7 just by existing :^)

Screenshot this.

desustorage.org/int/thread/60548447/#60548447

OP is an imposter. He's not actually that user

No mate. It's white english pussy. Good as it gets

>light conversation

nigga, can you not tell, that is cringe conversation, might as well tip your fedora

Literally that easy

Slavs are pure white.

>he thinks that what Veeky Forums meme community finds cringy = what girls find cringy

This is why you are still failing pham. You think girls are going to find your cynical Veeky Forums epic humor funny

>insecure
Annoyed isn't really synonymous with insecure but whatever you say Harambe. Look at the file name of the OP pic negro

Kek
Girls are humans and humans finds your fedora shit cringy, end of story

>English girls
>attractive
just stop now bro

lel

No bro

Aight, I'm fine with that

Do shirtless pics on Tinder work?
I am not really big but I've got a sixpack to show

Bot?

>Look at the file name of the OP pic negro
>What is context
His image made nonsense otherwise. Ebin meme friend.

You've disguised this making it thread as an excuse to try to impress us about your tinder matches didn't you?

The true sign of making it is not feeling the need to brag about situations that prove you've made it.

solo bot lane?

Truth

Op is an imposter you fool.
see
I originally posted this on /int/ for the bantz

Mah nigga dropping knawledge AGAIN

Post some of the convos plez based user. Were they all over you?

And how Veeky Forums are you?