Which M&M thread, or: Trading GF for a hotter one

I'm not even a manlet, I just want more masculinity. That's the only thing that matters.

Seriously. That's the best part.
>Muscle loss over time becomes non-existent
Why WOULD YOU NOT pick that? Spend a good few years packing on muscle and then is NEVER goes away. 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s. You are still strong. Don't need a walker, don't need a wheelchair, can keep up with the kids, grandkids, great-grandkids. You recovery from injuries. And you're still just as muscular as the day you gained it (which is twice as easy to gain).

After seeing all the geriatrics I see, there's no way somebody wouldn't pick this option. Regardless your height, dick-size or fixation on fat%.

Red and definitely green as I'm a massive fatty with inevitable loose skin in my future.
Why can't this be real?

Where's the M&M that gives me unlimited access to boypussies?

Double dose of green

mfw I'm already on gear so there's no reason for me to take the red pill

>lol drinking plus I won't get fat
Your liver loves you
>I don't think about the future, only right now
>I'm 19 and I think gaining and losing weight is easy so make me 3 inches taller instead, please. 3 inches is BIG DEAL
>sure
>I consider my health
At least this man gets it

Fuck your insecurities.

Double dose is only good answer unless you have pleb genetics

>average height
>average penis

take green and you can eat like 10k kcal a day and gain huuge mass without fat gains

I would not choose any and would instead be content tilling the ground which God has given me

And also lose it all if you stop. There also a difference between "can" gain a huge amount of mass and "willing" to gain that much mass. It's not easy.

Red makes it half as difficult, twice as productive and never leaves. Ever.

>implying i don't like working out

Double Red. Someone or something else will have to take me out, until then I'm gonna be a swole old fucker.

You're 20. I imply you're not old enough to understand the difference between "gain" and "maintenance" especially when you hit 30. Or 59.

Aight, you got a good point. You win this time !

I don't give as hit about my height and my voice is already on the deep side, so hit me with double reds

>feminine manlet confirmed

can I double-dose the one that makes me happy and have no regrets?

what do you mean that's not on there

>Red
>Single Dose
Could be done naturally. Especially doable with steroids. This one is useless because you only gain muscle, not strength
>Double
Your natty limit is raised but you can't lose muscle. You'd end up a 300+ pound freak with tons of health and joint problems.

>Blue
>Single Dose
You only gain a single inch. You could do this with lifts. No one would even notice the difference.
>Double
Three inches is much more noticeable but the cosmetic features are only slight. You could achieve all of these with a Tren cycle.

>Yellow
>Single Dose
Jelqing or bathmates will give the same effect within a year. Pornstar tier loads could be achieved with a good sup stack.
>Double
Would be good for becoming a male escort, otherwise actual sex would end too fast if giving never-ending orgasms. Multiple male orgasms can be trained.

>Green
>Single Dose
Only useful if you have shitty skin from being a fatass. If these conditions apply, easily the most useful since surgery wouldn't be as effective.
>Double
Still within healthy bodyfat limits and there are no visible downsides, plus you gain muscle at a normal rate. Including the single dose, you don't have to worry about fucked skin from bulking too fast.

>Your natty limit is raised but you can't lose muscle. You'd end up a 300+ pound freak with tons of health and joint problems.

Implying I don't want to be a natty mutant

>Red
Shortcut Single; Double is actually bad

>Blue
Useless Single; Double only useful if short

>Yellow
Useless Single; Double only good for party tricks

>Green
Useful Single if fat; Double is God-tier

Your natty limit is doubled. You'd get up to 400 pounds then literally die from health problems because the only way to remove the muscle is through surgery which would result in months spent in a hospital rehabilitating.

>Red
>This one is useless because you only gain muscle, not strength
Picture literally says "natural muscle and STRENGTH gaining ability"
Nice try

My heart and lungs are muscles too, senpai.

>This one is useless because you only gain muscle, not strength
I can already tell that you look like shit lol

>5'5
>6x4 pencil
God can't help me now

Since height and benis is average I would pic double green and permabulk.

blue and yellow, though double blue's tempting

5'8 and 6x5
vs 5'11 6x5
or 5'9 7x6

topkek@this thread

Real niggas

Thanks Skeletor. You're the bro who understands.

Green and yellow. I'm chubby but can gain muscle easy, and have a remarkably small dick for a guy who's 6'2

OP... how the fuark did you manage to go PE right out of college?

pls repond.

Double yellow and become a porn star

Yellow and blue, of course. I'd rather increase my maximum potential and work up to it, than picking the other two and being stuck with nowhere to progress.

4 SCOOPS GREEN CMON

You've reached physical peak, no progress left...
...that's nowhere to you? Try winning gold in every Olympic event until you die. That's somewhere. Try finding a wife who's pretty, loyal and loving. That'd be progress. Raise your own generation of offsrping or teach others what it means to reach the peak and help them. That's progress.

Yellow and Blue is for vanity, and frankly less impressive than what a strong body that lasts decades can do.

Red and green

Green and gold cunts! I'm 30% bf and want to begin bulking ASAP. Also pornstar-tier loads I assume mean "as big as I want" which will satisfy my fetish for covering girls (and twinks) in absurd amounts of cum.

Only if you Double Dose.

>Only works on women, not men

None of those are things I would feel incomplete without, despite having reasonable but not remarkable genetics (5'11, 5").

not losing muscle mass would be cool, i guess.

Double green. Literally allows for infinite bulk and thus great gains, while looking great all the time. That's the best option. Don't take my word for it, ask Chad, after all he eats PIZZA while you SLAVE away at the gym, yet he still looks better than you.

Also double red seems extremely dangerous - double muscle grow and they can't be lost? Eventually you'd reach absurd proportions, and could even weigh 200kg with mild workouts and no way to lose it.

Double green you'd be retarded to choose anything else unless you're a manlet or a dicklet.

If OP was a woman talking about how she got fit and wanted a hotter bf everyone here would demand her burned at the stake.

Blue and green

Perfectly fine with adding muscle the old fashioned way

That'll be the R&R. Errybody knows dem bois want the big muscly man to trash their bp

my stomach is a void so double green please

This. Green is shit tier, and blue is only useful if you double dose on it for the feature bonus.

The only tempting one other than double red is red/yellow for those pornstar cumshots. This is considering, however, that you're not an ugly small dick manlet.

Double green. I would love for such sterone to exist. I just can't keep my shit together and always get extra fat around my lower abs.
Don't care about being huge, I just want eternal ottermode

green is worthless. double green is gold.

idiots he forgot to post the side effect of double green is pepperoni nipples

Green double dose followed by permadirtybulk. Literally the Veeky Forumsizen's dream life.

you are of course right. My mistake, pls forgive an user. I was too excited to think properly.

>Thinly veiled insecurities thread
sigh

Double yellow