What happens if you take preworkout before sex?

she's a coal burner

Stimulants can cause erectile dysfunction. it's called stim-dick.

especially if you're an anxious person in general

Came here to say this, also she's ugly

Who is this semen receptacle?

Tell me hes lying

or maybe you never even go to sleep in the first place

she fucks niggers

>mfw youre right

>tfw no pure aryan slampig

>youll never try fist her asshole while fucking her just to make her feel tight again

so do you, whats the point?

No, niggers fuck me

No, they tongue my anus

i tongue nigger anus, this is the berenSTEIN bear universe we're in

Stimulants usually cause vessel constriction.

Boners are caused by vessel dilation (which is why viagra and cialis promote dilation)

Do the math

It's the best sex of your life but it has a one hundred percent chance of causing pregnancy.

OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD WEAR A BELT, BEFORE DIDDLY 3 PLATE

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>adderall
Shit gave me stim dick like crazy even when just sitting around. It shriveled up so much that the skin surrounded the head and looked like i uncircumcised myself

True story

>Double scoop pw and go to the gym.
>Halfway through workout I get a text from a tinder slut, "Hey user, I'm home alone, come over?", "Sure ill just finish up my workout, shower then come over"
>Usually when I take pw I get diarrhea, but I've finished my workout and it hasn't his yet so im feeling good
>I pop a cialis after my shower and drive over to hers
>We fuck like rabbits for the next 90 minutes
>Afterwards were laying in her bed naked
>I feel the need to fart, so i let one rip
>It was a wet one
>I feel around and sure enough there's a damp patch and a little lump
>Oh shit, I've shat her bed
>I need to get her out of the room, so I tell her to go get me a glass of water
>I scoop up the lump with my underpants then put them and my pants on
>I spit on the damp patch and rub it around so its not an obvious shit stain
>I finish getting dressed just as she walks back in

I told her I had to leave and she hasn't replied to my texts since

i tried everything from weed to bcaa's. trying creatine since a few weeks and whenever my babe is horny, i take creatine and tell her to wait 15-30 mins. i don't know whether it's placebo or not but i seem to be way stronger than before and also it feels like i can last longer.

your spooge will smell like nasty shit

spat out my tea, thanks user

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How? I have arrythmia, so I can know when I just had too much of a stimulant, but whenever I take a stimulant in a correct dose, I'm not only horny as fuck, but my penis is diamons.

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It is placebo, user, sorry. Creatine is usually used as a preworkout, but because it's accumulative, you don't actually have its benefits until a week or so later - and that's if you preloaded. It doesn't really matter when you take the creatine, it only matters that you take it. Odds are, it still helps you in bed, though (extra testosterone, extra blood and better ATP usage are never a bad thing in bed).

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