>be me >at gym with 2 of my bros >Asian dyel manlet in squat rack struggling doing lmao0.5plate squats >ask how many sets he has left. He says he has 2 more >he goes to get a drink of water after his next set >we unpack his weight and load up 1 plate to warm up >he comes back over and says he still has another set left >"well we reckon you could up the weight a bit, how about you try doing 60kg now?" >after a bit of encouragement he very reluctantly agrees >struggles to unrack it >goes about a quarter way down >"lower, go lower dude" we're all saying >he goes all the way down and says he's stuck >"stop being a pussy, pussy" >were all laughing our fucking heads off >tears are welling up in his eyes >my bro pushes him backwards and the weights crash everywhere >everyone else is looking at this point >he's speechless and embarrassed >I squirt water from my bottle into his face >he runs out of the gym so quickly he forgot his phone
The best part is my cousin owns the gym and won't kick us out. Who else got some gym bully stories?
you don't deserve to fucking live you cunt. everyone has to start somewhere
Daniel Flores
>Need to squat >Retarded faggot in the squat rack struggling with lmao .5 pl8 >Whatever, at least he's trying, wait for him to finish >Go pee, as I'm walking up some other retarded faggot snipes the rack >Wait for this retard to squat 30lbs >Go bench and watch the rack >Original retard sneaks back in while I'm finishing bench >He's fucking deadlifting outside the squat rack with the bar >Wait until he has his working weight on the bar >Walk up, ask him if he's actually going to squat because if not I am >Force him to move >Retard actually pics up the bar and tries to shuffle sideways across gym with it >Laugh at him and warm up with twice his working weight >Actually haven't seen him since then You can literally pull an empty bar off anything, why the fuck would you use the squat rack bar then do it infront of it. I'm also prone to deadlifting and dropping the bar every rep next to the rack when women waste everyones time with their retarded half squats and facebook 20 day glutes meme exercises. The squat rack makes me so angry.
Isaac Cox
>some skinny faggot is loading 25 lbs bumpers on the deadlift bar >i got shit to do, no time to wait for this DYEL >after he finishes his set I start slapping 45s on the bar >he says "hey, I'm using that!" >"not anymore" >he looks super pissed for a second, then kind of shocked at the situation >just fucking stands there and watches me do a set >eventually walks off to go do pussy weight on the bench
Nolan James
>not knowing this pasta Can't wait for school to start back up
Michael Wilson
Forgot to mention, I kept his phone (an iPhone 6). He came back actually and asked the manager (my cousin) if anyone had found it. He said no one had seen it lmao.
Ayden Perry
>I squirt water from my bottle into his face >into Kek
Brody Sanchez
...
Nathaniel Howard
>be autistic >post my long drawn out fantasy of being a gym bully based on my own insecurities >post them on 4chins
Adam Evans
>every gym bully thread ever
this
Connor Ortiz
>be new >see a gym bully thread >post a response on 4chin
Thomas Myers
Charlie Zelenoff this guy... holy shit. His MO is to go into gyms around hollywood, Cali and ask people to spar... and then he just lights them up with knock out style punches and claims a 136-0 boxing GOAT record... so much wtf. do a youtube search... geezus.
Colton Barnes
>doing my jelqing exercises in the squat rack >guy comes over and tells me I can't do those here >follow him around and jelq in front of him wherever he goes
Why doesn't Big Pete make an appearance in these threads anymore?
Ethan Wood
>skinny azn dyle on the leg press >wtf only one plate on each side?! >walk up to him mid set as he is puffing and his face is red >unleash the meatiest most rancid fart I could into his face. Pfffffftbbrrrt >he screams in pain and disgust as he loses control of his legs and the weight slams down against his limp body
I ran out the gym laughing. I think I saw an ambulance heading there as I drove off lol.
Samuel Barnes
lol
Isaac Stewart
fuck off charlie
Julian Thompson
I'm not a bully but
>dyel starts coming to the gym around my time >dyel always repping pussy weight >get tired of seeing his sorry ass so I get an idea >while he is busy quarter squatting I steal his gym bag. >take the gym bag into the toilets and piss in it. >Put the bag back and wait for him to leave. >mothefucker doesnt even realise his bag is dripping piss as he puts it on his back! >do this the next 2 times I see him. >never seen him since.
Keeping the gym dyel-free for everyone.
Jace Reyes
lol keep it up these niggas are gonna come back and shoot up the gym
Austin Cox
>jizzskins actually fantasize about this
Bentley Hill
>see this thread >not a single "anyways ended up fucking some guys gf without a condom later that day" post You have to go back
Jace Ortiz
Charlie pls go
Isaac Kelly
what the h*ck is your prob, man?!
not cool, not cool at all.
Hudson Smith
>see 10%bf twink squatting lmfao2plate >people mirin him for whatever reason >ask how many sets that pathetic cunt has left >says 2 >decide to not wait any longer because joints hurt >push him away with my stomach >"ey" >release a giant fart >girls laughing at that skelly cunt >proceed to squat 220kg since I actually have a penis >haven't seen it in a while but am quite sure >get thrown out of the gym
Fuckin dyels don't hit the gym if you can't even rep warmup weights.
Daniel Campbell
Kys
Charles Cook
Missed the point by a long shot.
Maybe reddit is more for you, I hear they are happy to explain jokes there.
Carson Bailey
Good lad, here's your (you) for your efforts
Jaxson Davis
Shit i miss those posts. 2014, good vintage memes
Owen Rodriguez
Got another one for you lads
>fatass in the gym for his third time or so >probably around 280lbs >on the treadmill working up a sweat >he already doesn't like us because we all laugh at him and make snide remarks >go up to him as and ask how he's going >asks me to leave >I pull out a snickers bar and dangle it in his face >he closes his eyes trying to ignore as he's (obviously) out of breath >start putting the speed and incline to max >he's telling me to fuck off but he can't quite >he's at max sped and my bros are in stitches >"you've gotta want it more than tubbo" >he collapses and flies off the back of the treadmill >he's moaning in pain >throw the snickers at him and we walk off and get a feed at nandos
Noah Rodriguez
Bump. Funniest thread ive seen
Michael Ramirez
good detail but an ultimately unbelievable story due to you having friends and being able to squat more than one pl8
Brody Adams
nigger ill put you back in chains and rape your sister
Robert Taylor
i give bad looks at the refugees that workout in my gym
Landon Jenkins
get the fuck out of here charlie, nobody likes you and you'll die alone shitting your pants
