Veeky Forums tell me about your future son

My son's gonna be half black so will have that strength. Gonna raise him in a strong white household with germanic values and ideals.

>pills didn't work
You have to escape, now! Do it now! Call her now, send her a text that it's over. Do it now

This guy knows what's up

who's got the picture for the abortion inducing tea mixture? rev up those uterine contractions

Is there no way that anybody on here can think of that a situation like this can be taken to court? Could you have a strong platform on the grounds that you and a partner had unprotected sex under the pretenses that they claimed they were safe but were lying? It sounds technically like any basic fraud - why hasn't anybody sued or taken legal action for this shit before?

Gross.

Alexander is the only true name for a first born. Or Alexandra if it's a gril.

This. My sister fooled some guy into it, saying she was sick one day and forgot to take it.
Complete bullshit, all my gf's have been on the pill at some point and it doesn't take missing one or two pills to normalise hormone levels. That's like missing a pin and loosing all your fraud gains.

She wanted a baby OP, so you're either gonna be a daddy or a cuck soon. Best find out.

Troll

No chance in my country. Here man can't evenv get raped or such things, there's no law against it.
Plus the state does not want to pay for that child, so it will do everything that you have to pay for it.

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i meant more along the lines of the actual recipe with the picture of that pancake cat, but this is good too

>yfw you will only get daughters and after the fifth one you stop trying to get a son

>falling for the gf meme
>pill "didnt" work and she doesnt want to abort it
>manged to fuck up even more by finding a gf not okay with abortion
topcuck

I think you mean your wife's son.

Every time I think about wanting a girlfriend, I read stuff like this and it all goes away.

i hate to say it, but you may have to kill her

what country? may make it easier

I had an uneasy feeling about that post aswell. I wasn't sure if was implying he's a Cuvk, or not.
I'm black and my fiancé is German. I plan to raise him in the same way as that other dude if he's not trolling.

SOMEBODY PLEASE LOOK MORE INTO THIS AND GIVE US AN ANSWER

Good fucking luck with evidence

>he didn't ascend to the homosexuality level
and you guys make fun of us for being faggots lmao

Daughters huh?

First will be Alia (pronounced ah-lee-ah)
Second will be Rosalinda
Third will be Sophia

I'll teach them about honor and respect.
Teach them about their social advantages and how to properly impliment them.
Teach them the value of practical skills.
Teach them not to slut or whore, which will be difficult as fuck since they'll be half-latina half-white and end up with wide hips and big ol booties.
Teach them not to lean on others. To be their own rock.
Teach them to keep their bodies fit.
Alot the same as the boys.

would phonecalls/skype conversations/facebook conversations/texts be enough?

why does it matter just dont get a trash tier gf with no career and is against abortions and you are fine

>women

i think its time to go exclusively traps

>2016 and beyond
>having children

Get a load of this cuck.

fear not

For names I like Aiden, Lincoln, and Thomas.

If I could have anything it would be Hemingway, but that's definitely pushing the line of last names as first names.

I want him to take tips from my own father, supportive and loving possibly to a fault but be the first to offer wisdom and counseling when his life seems troubled or chaotic.

I want him to be able to confide in me about anything, I want an emotionally openness I completely lack with my own father, I want him to look up to me as someone who never gave up and that strength comes from within to accomplish anything.

Whatever he likes I will support, as long as it isn't destructive to himself or others. And make sure he knows that the most important thing in life is to follow your passion.

I'd also like him to inherit my height but not my mental illness.

Will they also inherit your fedoras?

>moon tea
This needs to be tested. How did he find out about this?

>he fell for the jewish propaganda

Get a load of this goyim.

My fedoras? What's a fedoras?

>stupid pill not work
>"not work"
get a paternity test and pray to god, faggot.

If it's a boy I'm gonna make sure he gets a balanced diet at till he's 12. I'm not a sporty guy, but I'll make sure to pick something up to do with him to keep him active throughout his adolescent life. Maybe boxing or squash. I'll give him my copy of Strenght Training Anatomy when he turns 16, to get him interested bodybuilding with visualized exercise presentations. At 18, if he follows through with it, I'll introduce him to SS and happily watch him beat my own PRs.

If it's a girl I'll keep her chained up in the attic as my sex slave.

>How to make your son a homosexual

I had a vasectomy because i sure as hell don't want to bring children in to this degenerate/psychotic world.

>emmenagogues

right there dude - you'd be surprised what you can simply google search and find on wikipedia, with all the chemicals and shit we have now in this age people forget that pretty much any sort of effect medicine can create can probably be recreated by a mixture of certain plants too; depression? st. john's wart, coughs? licorice root, nausea? ginger root

mother earth is a bountiful harvest of magical shit we can use to better ourselves, and she definitely didn't skimp out on the plants that let us get back at lying whores

>this

Even though my name is Alexander it will be my sons name as well

>mother earth is a bountiful harvest of magical shit

How?

holy shit guys this might save my life

I really really hope this works... im in no way prepared to raise this girl

I dont really get it though, do i have to use all of the ingredients? Or just some? If so, at which mixture? In the one story this user describes how orange juice and vitamin c did the trick for him, does that mean i dont need the other ingredients?

Help a brother out guys i dont want this to ruin my life

Anyone got an other recipes for making her have a miscarriage? Any legal advice? What happens if she finds out?

I strongly suggest another spelling variation of "Alia," unless you want her to have to constantly correct others on the pronunciation.

I personally like Aaliyah, but there's Aliyah, Alea, Aliiyah, Aliya, etc. Do you have to choose the most ambiguous form?

>t. someone with an ambiguous name

Dude...if shes far enough to know its a girl then its already too late...
This wont save you

>you will go to jail if she finds out

I would search for the article but I'm too lazy, there was a guy who did exactly that but was caught and got sent to jail for a fair while.

Just don't get caught

I want it to be its most simple

This shit gets you in prison, for like 10years or so.

You would be known as "fetus killer" by media

Starting at 18? You are doing it wrong. Give him a bench press set on his 13th birthday

I don't wanna stunt his growth.

I refuse to have children. I'm not going to cuck myself out of my free time and add stress to my life for some stupid bloodline meme.

PLEASE don't have sex

Just masturbate occasionally because you don't need to fap you have to be in perfect testosterone form to perform your routine

Don't fuck girls, just d o n ' t
Watch porno, that's fine, watch some fitness hot chick but for fucks sake, don't get involved with women

bye bros

Your daughter will hate you.

I will name him after my friend Michael, who died in Afghanistan.

His mom will probably be Slavic, I have a thing for Polish girls.

Having blonde hair and an Irish passport is a fantastic advantage for travel and work opportunities.

My parents had me when they were young so his grandmother will be around to teach him how to cook and his grandfather will teach him how to fish and hunt.

I will find the time to sit down and have breakfast and dinner with him every day. A simple bowl of poridge every morning gives your kids a boost in school and lets them know that they are loved.

I will always encourage him to exercise, by taking him hiking or fishing but I wil not push him towards a specific sport, kids will inevitably rebel against the things you enjoy

user, you should know that some medications and supplements can fuck with birth control; it isn't always and only because she was a lying bitch.

Is it like a 1% chance to get pregant using birth control pill?
My ex-girlfriend was always very strict about taking her contraceptive but I always used a condom

I wont teach her to be a pusay who cant handle life

Anons, YOU NEED TO READ THIS.

reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3vri4k/you_got_a_stranger_pregnant_a_guide/

Yes, I never used a condom and in 2yrs of always cumming inside my gf there were no pregnancy scares

Shes pregnant for 18 weeks now... we had the ultrasound done yesterday, as its usually done around that mark

Doesthat mean i cannot make her have a miscarriage anymore? I dont even know if i could do it actually, i mean this takes a special level of criminality and coldness to pull off. But anyway, i guess its too late already?

FALCON PUNCH!

Its too late

> tfw no day is leg day
> not eating CRB every day
> literally trapped by pussy
> never gonna make it

this

>future son
>current year
>having children

yeah nah

experienceproject.com/groups/Hate-My-Child/62557

>She just farts all over me. in the kitchen, in the living room, in the car, it seems like no matter what I can't escape my daughters rotten farts. sometimes I just wish she was aborted. then maybe I could enjoy a nice meal with out my little ***** *** daughter farting all over it. do you know she was literally farting as she slid out of her mother. "the beauty of child birth" they call it. all I remember is the smell of farts when this little chubby fart machine farted her way out of my beautiful fat wife. sometimes I go in the bathroom and shove my fingers up my *** just so I can run into my daughters room and stick them in her mouth. call it sick or bad parenting, but it's a way for me to vent all of her putrid farts out of my mind and soul. I've never kissed my daughter goodnight. every time I get close to her she just farts all over me. and to be quite honest, I don't think I want to walk her down that isle on her wedding day. the ***** will just fart all over me. please what do I do, how do I get my fat midget daughter to stop terrorizing me with her farts, can you abort a live baby? please and thank you. yours truly, a troubled dad.

If you would've caught it earlier, a shit load of cinnamon and caffeine would've done it in. I'm not sure about now. Plus, miscarriages that far along would be gore filled and painful. Should've done it sooner, and the best bet would probably get her to make her way to Planned Parenthood

literally all of those posts were published by shithouse, selfish parents

No. There is NOTHING you can do once a child is born with your sperm.

The reasoning for this is "it's not about you or the woman, it's about the good of the child". And as you should be aware of by now, children >>>>>>>>>>>> blacks >>> anyone else.

But even if she's on the pill and doing it right, you should STILL use protection. Idiots who only care about whether there will be a pregnancy involved or not are the reason why we still have to worry about HIV even though it's 2016.

I'm wondering if theres a Veeky Forums approved book/articles about children's nutrition. All the normie diets are excessively high in grains and too low in protein.

When I do have kids I want them to start eating healthy and clean from a young age, high protein/low carb, lots of vegetables and fruits, but children have different needs than adults. I've been wondering about their caloric requirements and protons per kg of LBM they should be consuming for optimal growth.

Help me out brahs, I dont want my children to go through the same msitakes I did as a child.

My son will be awesome, his name will be William.

I will have dedicated workout tolime that he can only watch until he hits puberty (for his safety or whatever). I'll tell him always that he doesn't want to, and only men can lift. Then when he's 13, I'll ask him to come workout with me. That way he can love and respect fitness and I can teach him the Veeky Forums dos and donts.

As far as other aspects of his life, we will have a dedicated time (7-8, 9-10) to read before bed, to get those mental gains. Me and his mother will always be there to help with homework or whatever, but we'll also have family activities, so he doesn't think school is everything.

Activities will be like hiking, ww rafting, skiing, etc. best case scenario I can home school him and then put him into sports teams, choir and band at the local school, that way I can educate him, but he has plenty if time to be social.

That's the way to raise a child.

> trusting women in 2k16

smdh senpai

what about the kid ;_;

the kid deserves a dad

Mate let him go to school don't home school he needs actual friends he can hang out with and shoot the shit with you get that at school not sports teams especially most people who joins teams join with their friends so they'll ask him what school he goes to and he won't have an answer so then he'll be the weird homeschooled kid let him get social gains so he isn't an autistic sperg

> the red pill

you need to go back

this, home schooling your kid is basically setting him up for failure.

B8: the post
>we still have to worry about HIV even though it's 2016.
Not really

It isn't too late OP, you can still get out of this cleanly, without babby, without a ball and chain, and without any of it coming back to you.

But it depends if you have the nerve. Pic related, this could save your life.

>>Not really
Thanks for keeping it alive, user.

Bumping this post with my own ideals.

I would prefer a son and twin daughters but I'll take what I get. I've thought about what all I'd want and expect them to be but it boils down to two things.

1) I need to be the person I want them to be. To be that role model that is Veeky Forums, focused and disciplined. I shouldn't expect mad gains from them if I'm not showing them pushing ones limits is normal.

2) they will be the best at what they want to do. Sure I'd love an athlete, but if one of them wants to dance, let's lace up those jazz shoes and go practice.

I'm being reserved because it will heavily depend on who my children are. I may have the rebel or the emo, and those will be challenges themselves, but I'm committed to making the daddy-gainz to manage those issues.

Was leaning towards not having kids until my nephew was born. As babies go he's pretty solid and has done a fair amount to persuade me that I should have at least one.

If I had the choice, I would definitely want a son, and I think I would name him Cormoran

gay name

Oh no, some faggot on a Burmese erotic massage board doesn't like what I want to name my son. :'(

more like every kid in school nigger

if you're white is it blasphemy to race mix? i mean part of my brain says yes, but my penis gets so excited around qt asians

>if I have a son it will be a manlet
>if I have daughter it will be a female

Nah sorry, not playing this game

That cracked me up Ranjeet. We should go back to the times where killing babies if it was a female was considered fine and normal.

Another Alexander here,

Son will either be named Hector or Oliver

find a girl from the part of the world where they still do that and you might be able to pressure her into that

in other news girl im dating wants me to cum inside her but claims if i do get pregnant she will abort.

opinions?

Can't be Oliver for me since people I know and hector brings to mind a strong man,solid choice