FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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can't even do that right user... just go jump off your house.

you want to fuck your arteries too user?

>can't even boil eggs properly

>Grab a spoon
>Put egg on spoon
>Put egg gently into the water
Thank me later

am i missing something

why did you put the peeled eggs back in the water

>he doesn't puncture the base of the egg
do you also not wash your rice

>not adding a spoon of vinegar in the saucepan to prevent that

1. Put eggs into pot of water
2. Bring water to a boil
3. Once water has boiled for a minute, remove from heat
4. Wait 10 minutes
5. Run cold water over eggs, eat

Add vinegar to the water to prevent splitting, or poke a hole in the bottom.

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>not cumming on the water before boiling the eggs
Not gonna make it

Does this work?

This guy knows the proper way to do it. Listen to him

>10 minutes in boiling water
>5 in cold
you cant even do that? ayy...

lol that's for poaching not boiling

>2 eggs
lol

Puncture base of egg (where the air pocket is) and you will never have this problem.

this

just go to fucking wawa if you only wanted 2 eggs

Put the eggs in first then add water you fucking tards

OP here. It was a half dozen so I lost 2 of them. Totally unacceptable failure rate. Pic related is the ones that made it.

And I did put them in first and then bring to a boil. This poking holes and vinegar shit sounds like some kind of trick to make chlorine gas or something. No thanks. If anyone has any real advice I'd appreciate it.

>vinegar sounds like a trick

you should probably just kill yourself

just scramble or fry them, it's way faster

>memes

next time trow a little bit of salt to water before adding eggs like half of teaspoon or even less

Just one egg has 70% of your recommended dietary cholesterol.
Now why would you do that to yourself?
Eat for health too , guys.

>some kind of trick to make chlorine gas
>vinegar
>poking holes

just end it now to spare yourself and your family the embarrassment of your existence.

> 2016
> not steaming eggs for exactly 11 min then ice water bath
> you've got a lot to learn

wot? i boil for 5 minutes and then do 20 minutes sitting in the water. they dont get burned this way either so how does your method even cook them?

I don't even know if this is bait or summer anymore

you must really like the smell of sulfur.

this is why you put eggs in with cool water and THEN put the heat on

shocked eggs = fucked mate

>This poking holes and vinegar shit sounds like some kind of trick to make chlorine gas or something.