Brehs

Brehs....

Your next line will be "underage"

Fat with no tits

dem hips tho

>fat

I think you're missing the point

99 miles away. As if you'd be desperate enough to even consider that.

literally where. the only thing i see fat here is dem hips. tho

...

She's on her fuckin' way to whale status, dude. The fat doens't even collect in her titties. If you want a slam piggy, you may as well get a half decent one.

She's not thick, but she's kinda cute.

>photographer/artist
Confirmed nutjob, run!

Nah She's hideous user. I wouldn't fuck her with somebody else's dick.

grimes?

But what if she's like that in bed?

She's petite which is always a turn on for me. Face is passable for me.

I didn't notice that. Not sure if it helps or not.

>looks 15
>making a peace sign like a 15-year-old girl
>posting the same emoji 3 consecutive times like a 15-year-old girl
>describes herself as a photographer/artist like every 15-year-old girl

I messaged her and she responded in less than a minute.

tell her you want to put your penis inside her vagina after requesting consent and wearing the appropriate protection

the thicc meme must have taken control of me because all i see is thick senpai

thank you user that other user is blind

>asking consent
>using protection

You twisted fuck

use your Veeky Forums strength to hold her fake loli ass up while taking her to pound town.

i've been here too long

How am I doing r9k?

just hit send my nig

you fucked it

>gun in mouth
>pull trigger

Why are you talking about her body? Jesus dude just talk about hitting the gym. Physical complements should be used sparingly. Better to compliment her actions.

Honestly, there is nothing wrong with this except the faggot smiley and the apology "NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING."

THAT'S what ruined the interaction. You came on strong, raw and sexual and you closed it with the equivalent of "jk lol xDD"

It's not like he said he wanted to have sex with her missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. That would be WILD

i want to have sex with her in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation after asking for consent and applying the proper protection to my genetalia

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

>sole purpose of procreation
>proper protection

I would ride that on my bike if it meant a guarenteed fuck with her and I don't even ride bikes

You just called her a whore

>sole purpose of procreation
>proper protection to my genetalia

I forgot how babies are made

cringe

>he doesn't wear bulletproof cocksocks to protect himself from cumshot ricochet
SHIGGY DIGGY BABY