write a Veeky Forums haiku
remeber numb nuts
: Only three lines, totaling 17 syllables throughout. The first line is only 5 syllables. The second line is 7 syllables.
and the last again being five
heres mine
all these posts are shit
i want summer to leave now
when will this ride end
hardcore nutrition
something wrong with my almonds
deactivated
Kek'd
Plates on the barbell
Never heavy as my feels
I unrack the weight
He grabs his fat flab
While chowing down on fast food
Always perma bulk
OP is a fag
starting strength is just a meme
shoo shoo gains goblin
>always perma bulk
Tautology. Discarded.
anons right. to the chopping block with you
I lift for the girls
But autism is stronger
Nice arms! Y-you too
Read the damn sticky,
What a fucking faggot, know:
You will not make it.
Can't lift my autism,
Will always be alone - memes
Are all I have left.
Pick up heavy things
Will it cure my feels today?
Mogamigawa.
I started for me,
Sculpted a beautiful shell,
My mind doesn't match.
Cousin exclaims pecs
Feels my chest for 10 seconds
Calls my abs "solid"
Occasionally,
I see I'm just moving iron,
And it feels pointless.
I might not make it,
Remain in humanity,
Do you even lift?
Spend time posting shit,
Instead of lifting big shit,
(you)'s are my gains now.
Be fat as fatass
Finally decide to change
Cut one hundred pounds
Now, I'm skinnyfat
Time to eat big to get big
Constant improvements
I'll never get big
There's always someone bigger
I'm forever small
The appeal of /fraud/
Whispers from the mirror
Whispers turn to screams
What about honor
What about being natty
No. I refuse to wait years
Bullet train to gains
Choo-choo, you motherfuckers
Bye, humanity
Feel my mind slipping
Trading sanity for gains
Tell someone who cares
Now I'm too far gone
Lifting is all that is left
My refuge is Veeky Forums
Holy shit, intense
SS is a meme
Only T-Rex mode awaits
Don't fall for the Trap
If I had wanted
Humor I'd have asked for your
One rep maximums
Ayyy lad
>two thousand sixteen
>not lifting for cute trap butts
No homo though, bro.
>this gets posted twice per day and noone's bothered to fix the ''stawman'' yet
I can't surpress this
Feeling that cutting up a
Sentence is cheating
>No. I refuse to wait years
you dun goofed
I can't lift this much
But the Earth needs a hero
CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA
CHAD eats PIZZA and
RAILS your ONEITIS while YOU
lift away your FEELS
CHAD eats PIZZA and
RAILS your ONEITIS--YOU can't
lift away THESE FEELS
(revised)
Oh manlet, manlet
How does it feel to be small?
Just when will they learn?
walk into the gym
watermelons under arms
half rep master race
14 scoops c'mon
C'mon gotta eat big raaaaa
Grunt grunt raaaaa scoops raaaaa
keks were had
One day I may be
Strong as a mulberry tree
For now, dyel skelly
nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nigger nig
nigger kys
Browsing Veeky Forums for years
Convinced to take HRT
Now like dick and men
Huehuehuehue /pol/
Lel lel lel xaxaxa hue
So funny XD
Stomachless tanktop
100 percent results
Get at me headband