/sexual fitness general/

You have to adopt what I call the jiggly fingers
You basically hide 3 marbles in your hand then go to finger her and try to juggle the marbles with 2 fingers in her twat
As you get better you can hide golf balls and do the same thing, she won't even know

HUGE if true
That guy is probably an atheist

I'm a gay racist bodybuilder and hermeticist

Alright, Kenji.

Also she'll become too sensitive after 30 seconds of raw dogging.

So, you advise not performing oral sex on her first? Lots of girls I've been with really loved oral

I'm hiding eggs there. I got to a dozen now.

Performing oral sex on girls is literally gayer than having sex with men

srs

Catholic church pls go

>performing oral sex on women is beta as fuck

Beta cuck detected

Enjoy lapping up tyrones jizz

>beta cuck for tongue fisting a girl who isnt a virgin to dick
>acts like any decent looking girl is going to be a virgin to fufill your beta fantasies of finding a virgin qt3.14

Kek, wew lad.

No oral sex, that shit is beta af. You're opening yourself up to tons of bacteria and estrogen increases just from even being down there.

Like I said, 30 seconds bust asap preferably in her to save money on tissues. This isn't a fucking joke, I was spending at least $250 a year on tissues at one point before I figured that out and now I just have 3 kids.

Ya ur right. Tongue fisting tyrones nut is alpha as fuck

You showed me lol

>3 wife's sons

Quit derailing the dam thread you fucking faggots. You don't even know shit about eating a girl out because you've never done it before, much less been down there.

We all love blow jobs but remember oral without a condom on can make your pee burn. Also if you're gonna eat a bitch out, you are prone to STDs as well.

If you're someone that busts quick, you have to build your time up. So if you're about to cum, pull out and start doing some foreplay.

She's still getting satisfied and you're burying your load back down for another poke sesh. Sometimes though, the first nut is the worst nut. Get it over with and get hard again, you should last longer the second and third time around.

Oral sex is a gigantic meme , neither men or women enjoy it.

Also there is a saying in my country about eating pussy : 'The man who fucks well doesn't bow down to the pussy'

sounds better in my language

Yo it really is

There's a good chance it won't taste or smell pleasant and you're literally putting your tongue where other men have fucked.

Rather go back to riding a dudes cock while he jerks me off at least that feels better than licking some roast beef flaps as they flap due to queef wind. Why is pussy juice so viscous what the fuck. It's like slime and the flaps looks weird. It's why women don't even look at their own vaginas probably. You gotta just fuck it not stare at it you fuck

Damn

you should always make a girl cum a few times via oral before sticking it in her, especially the first time. if you bust too soon, not at all, or get a case of the limpies she's got nothing to bitch about. after shes cum a few times its over for them anyway and just a waiting game until you finish.

Ok I'll stop.

You should eat pussy if you like her and plan on seeing her more than once or she's hot enough that you wouldn't want to disappoint. Do not eat sluts out unless you're sure she's a classy one. If you eat pussy properly, the correct way is basically trying to spell shit out with your tongue on her clit. Straight up change your direction constantly, don't swallow often you can get sick from random bacteria (source: I got strep throat one time after eating pussy).

If you make her cum from eating pussy or fingering her, you're basically set once you've put your dick in. Women feel sexual pleasure differently and you're just making it better for her. If she cums don't keep going, just stop for a second. She's probably going to tense up or have a little "shake" so to speak.

Once your dick is in start at whatever pace you need to, most younger women/inexperienced will need a few minutes to get going. They might even be shy and have a hard time because they're worried they're not good enough for YOU (crazy right?). Regardless of experience once you get enough practice you can pretty much pound that shit at top ramming speed until you straight up brick your load. Don't cum in girls who are crazy, you don't like, you don't know.

Position wise, depending on dick size you're best bet is to be on top until you figure out what they like. You're in charge but ask them or tell them (muh alpha status) what to do. Turn over. Spin Around. What do you like etc etc.

>Oral sex is a gigantic meme , neither men or women enjoy it.

You had one bad experience with a blowjob and now you're telling lies

>not making her beg to suck you

baka famalam

eating people out is something you only do if you have a tiny dick

lol

hahahahahah oh my god he still deosn't get it

Oh also any woman who "doesn't suck dick" also doesn't exist so you can just send them off to go get whatever numale idiot they expect to be getting and find someone worth your time.

If you get limp dick just pull that shit out and either buy some time (more foreplay) or ask her to help you out. Don't let it get in your head, don't think about "OH NO SHE THINKS IM NOT ATTRACTED TO HER" just enjoy the moment. I don't know what to tell you its pretty much about figuring out why you're attracted enough to be in that situation. If you're not feeling it, it's not your fault but goddamn how did you get hard in the first place.

I'm going to regret saying this but I take a fuckload of BCAA and water/supplements and have god tier cumshots. There was an incident where I nearly blinded myself straight up saw my life flash before my eyes on my back and a girl just barely got off me and I missed over my shoulder. The infographic about "god tier cum" is not a lie, get some zinc and beta-alanine and go to town.

>leg day
>doing squats
>qt comes beside me and asks how many squats I have left
>tell her I'm just finishing up
>asks if I can spot her
>Sure why not
>She's flirting with me the entire time
>Asks if I'm doing anything later
>Tell her I'm seeing my gf in a bit
>'How about coming over to my place before you see her?'
>She's stroking my bicep as she's saying this
>Isn't that cheating?
>'My husband is out of town so if we both do it, it basically cancels each other out'
>Tell her next time

I'm really conflicted Veeky Forums. Does she have a point?
Wat do?

Does licking a woman's nipples make you beta / gay like licking her vag?

I'm pretty sure ALL women enjoy some good ol' nipple eating

you're both terrible people

go for it

>All these virgins ITT

>Nipple eating
go nuts, personal favourite was finding out majority of women with actual tits that are big enough to squeeze enjoy it. I'm giving away too much her but grab those titties and squeeze away, they're just as sensitive as any other part of her.

If you spend too much time "nipple eating" though you're kind of a weirdo, there's a fine line between looking like a toddler and sex.

Are there really girls that hit on people that way?

Dear god I hope so

ITT Autistic teens who are baiting out swole meatheads who can't think, who then bait then, making an infinite loop of baiting

PS: Cardio is good for sex : ^ )

Yohimbine, ZMA, vitamin D3 and creatine. Also get a lot of healthy fats and do a lot of hamstring, glute and core exercises as well as cardio.

Cardio kills gains

And without gains you wont have any sex

Protip: get into missionary and just tease her with your dick while making out. Do this until she tries to grab your dick herself and stick it in - don't let her do it and continue to make out until she becomes vocal about you putting it in. After that start banging like there's no tomorrow.

Ur still plugged in friendo need to visit rtm more

The first time I did it I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Then I remembered Zyzz answering the same question on formspring where he told the guy to spell "Zyzz" with his tongue and then do 1000 reps.
So I did that and apparently it worked. I have improved since though. I think....

Kill yourself and her afterwards in a suicide pact for degenerate scum.

>muh monogamy

faggot

I mean WE should fuck. You and me.

How can I last longer?

My girl and I had bomb af sex for the first 8 months. She switched her birth control and now has a low sex drive, so when we fuck I get nervous and think her low sex drive is because of me, and it makes me bust quick. Then next time I think that since I busted quick last time I have to last long, and it's a self perpetuating cycle.

Some general tips
>If she is your girlfriend and not a fuckbuddy/hook up, eat her out after a month or two. Don't do it every time, but do it often. Focus on her clit. Girls rarely cum from penetration alone so make her cum from your tongue, and then when you are banging rub her clit with your hand/fingers
>Go raw if you know it's clean. You will fuck better and it will feel better for both of you.
>Foreplay is important to women, take as much time as you think you should but don't take more than 20 minutes. Make out, finger her, play with her nipples, MAKE SURE SHE SUCKS YOUR COCK, eat her out if you want, and then fuck. Don't waste time but don't be too eager, enjoy the moment.
>If you're single and want to impress fuckbuddies or hook ups, keep candles in your room/apartment, and keep fresh flowers somewhere visible (no gay shit). Also keep massage oil by your bed somewhere visible so that she questions whether she is the only girl in your life or not - she will try to impress you more at that point.

still cum too quick lads.

>I was spending $250 a year on tissues
Nigga stop wacking it so much

Concentrating on breathing through your nose and out your mouth helps immensely. Second tip I would recommend is masturbating and edging yourself frequently.

I've gotten to a point where I can ejaculate a bit inside my gf and then keep going. I think that came from constantly edging myself through masturbation.

I use deathgrip to last longer, i think i went a bit overboard because last week I was with my fuck buddy and it was hard for me to feel anything. at least i don't blow after 13 seconds of getting sucked off this time

dyel?

L-Arganine and zinc for massive loads

Having a large dong is also a must do.

Anybody have experience with restoring foreskin? Is it worth it? How long will it take if I start with little foreskin?

Eat her ass bro

2-3 years. It's worth it, you gain a lot more response from your member than you have now.

>Do not eat sluts out unless you're sure she's a classy one
So she fucks mostly rich old men and you're lapping up old folks jizz? How's that better than tasting Jamal?

Hey, I had 8 inches, now I have just 4. It's worth warning other guys about it.

>when you are banging rub her clit with your hand/fingers

i always ask my partner to do this

I ALMOST PICKED UP A GRIL ON THE BEACH BUT I FUCKED IT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>being obsessed with past sex partners

kek idk if this is bait or just a permavirgin beign triggered

:^)

Help, I need a penis expert.

I am having problems with ED. I used to drink and use kratom and get ED, but as soon as I skipped a day my function would come back. At some point it just stopped working altogether. I cut way back on drugs, but there was no improvement, so I quit entirely about five months ago. and it only got a little better. I would say it works 30% of the time and even when it works it isn't as hard as it could be and sometimes poops out halfway in. I do have morning wood some days now, but again it's kind of a soft, half-assed woody.

I want to be able to bounce a car door off of it like I used to. I have tried taking maca, horny goat weed, and arginine, but it doesn't really seem to do much. My libido is also in the toilet most of the time. I asked the doctor but he told me that it's all in my head, and didn't want to bother checking my testosterone because he said I couldn't have my beard if my levels were low.

What can I do?

>obvious virgin and/or faggot detected

>4.5"x4.5"
Will jelqing help me fAm? I've been looking into JP90

You would be surprised how many guys care about that. My buddy almost broke up with a girl because of that. And his father divorced his mother cause it was eating him from inside.
If a girl is a virgin, she'll get way more respect from a guy than the non virgin one. But with what media cram up our throats these days, no one's willing to wait. Oh well.

Best tip I can give:

Eat her like a dog like peanut butter.

>girl comes over to our house with her friend last night
>we hit it off pretty well
>game is on point all night
>get to making out with her
>start getting feely
>she backs off and says she can't do one night stands

What did I do wrong? Because I know she would have slept with Chad last night. Maybe I came off too beta during the build up.

How did you find the experience? And what tecnique did you use?

this whole fucking thread holy shit

Are you me? I have the same problem, same symptoms. But prior to me getting my gf I just whacked to porn everyday for years, and that might be the problem. THen I tried nofap for 2 months and that completely kiled my libido. I had my bloodwork done and it seems my test level is above average.

I can still get as hard as a rock to porn though... So it might just be in our heads I donno, I'm doing no fap again, and using ed pills if I cant get it up during sexy times with gf. Still no/weak morning wood.

Thinking about going on a test-e cycle, not really sure what the best course of action is.

>literally giving her the ol' lickaroo
you faggots actually do this? you're putting your face and tongue where chad and tyrone have creampied that slut

Why are you fucking their sloppy seconds, you loser?

Humans evolved to have orgies and bang each other all the time.

We're between Chimpanzees and Bonobos. Go look up sexual behavior of bonobos. That's what human sexuality is based on.

All you virginal faggots who think that there is some sort of "technique"to sex;

>Kiss her hard and aggressive (use dem gains)
>Turn her around
>Bend her over
>Spread her wide and just lap away like a sick fucking pup.
>Pussy, asshole and everything in between, be a monster. Only a pussy is afraid of a woman's germs. She's your fuckhole, get her nice and wet.
>Grab her hard by the,waist, and push the small of her back down, line it up and make her yours.

It's literally that simple. Why the fuck is everybody thinking about shit during sex?

>that pic

LMFAO

>7.5x6
>2 long term partners
>1 short term partner
>never made a girl climax through PIV
What the fug

fucking manlet

I see an infallible mathematical proof here.

Manlets BTFO

I swear this board has a massive cuck fetish.

>People falling for troll posts
>People claiming they are great measuring by their incredibly limited experience with people they barely knew and probably lied

Here's some actual tips. If it's a fuck & dump, why do you care?
If it's a relationship, literally just ask her what she likes.

story?

What's the relation between oral sex an tissue? I rarely use tissue during sex, if anything a shower is good.

Eat clean
Lift heavy
Avoid stress
Sleep well
Avoid porn

Many women can't.

>someone mentions going down on women
>thread gets derailed by people saying it's beta/gay

This happens every time on this website. Is it the same people saying it or something?

should have asked if you could give her the natty lickaroo

>you're literally putting your tongue where other men have fucked

Well, while doing anal you are literally putting your dick where tons and tons of shit have come through

Also, when you kiss, you are literally putting your lips and tongue to a place that was also fucked by dudes, not even mentioning the liters of puke that came out of her

It's not buying a used car. If you think of a woman like damaged goods, it will feel like you are fucking one.

Maybe it's beta/gay indeed. You can't expect that there are the same people monitoring every thread 24/7. Even feelbrah wasn't in every thread about average koreans. Or maybe he was. but he's an exception.

Assuming a girl shits 0,5kg every day, that gives 365x20*0,5kg=3,65 tons of shit for a 20 year old.

2bh this makes me wonder if women have their own view of "damaged goods" for men.

women with small tits also like it when you squeeze and suck on it
>small tits gf reporting in
I fucking love small tits.

they just give a mental tag to a guy who they know flirts/fucks with every woman he comes in contact with.

I'm not sure if that bothers them all that much but they know and separate them from the rest.

If you're already "good" at sex, foreplayforeplayforeplay.
It's a lot more sensual and intimate than sex, that's where the love comes in.
Girls get great bangs on the regular, they can fuck as many guys as they want.
Be the one who takes the extra step.

>Not giving her the old natty lickaroo

Honestly senpai I want you to take this in right now. People wipe their ass with their hands, like literally 2ply's away and then touch urs. If you're going to use the logic they wash their hands, women also wash their pussies (vaginas for you doctors out there). Either way, you're literally touching shit everywhere you go...by your logic.

>implying shaking someone's hand is the same as putting your mouth where Jamal nutted in/on