Mired for the first time today
>only one in the gym
>doing squats
>8/10 girl who is a regular walks in
>see her checking my ass out in the mirror
>make eye contact with her mid set and wink mid set
>she blushes and practically runs out of the room
Feels good man.
What was your first time like Veeky Forums?
>go into gym
>surprisingly empty
>head towards squat rack where some dyel is quarter repping 1 plate
>notice he has a brown streak on his shorts
>he winks at me
>run to the locker room to throw up
>bleach my eyes while dry heaving uncontrollably
Thanks for messing up lower body pajeet
Kek'd
>Qt 8/10 cousin in same college as me
>She has small tits but a big ass from doing squats
>One day she comes to the gym with me
>Im repping lmao 3pl8 squat
>"Wow user, you are really strong"
>Go to the bench press
>Rep 2pl8
>"Omg I can see your results from that strength program already"
>After workout I shower and go back to appartment with her
>She says we should go watch our mutual friend play in basketball tournament today
>Remove my shirt to change it for a jersey
>Her face when
Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't fugg her already
>things thata never happened.jpg
How red is your neck?
>be grill
>decent looking, guys making awkward advances all the time
>just want to lift so go to gym at 11pm when it's mostly empty
>fat 'powerlifter' grunting to himself as he squats. Something about light weight and nothing but a chicken wing
>he's clearly looking at me. Oh shit need to bail
>he tries to wink but instead blinks his right and then his left
>time to leaf
And that's why I found a new gym
Just do it. Wear a condom. Is she emotionally stable? She's probably already thinking about it, but if she's a little off, fucking her cousin will make her lose it.
>go to chiropractor for minor to moderate scoliosis
>every time he compliments me on my lats and the nice "v-shape" they make
>go kayaking with qt
>rowing ahead of her to lead the way
>"omg those back muscles"
i dont even prioritize my back but its definitely looking better than the other muscles recently.
>run into ex a few months after break up
>depressed and lonely so ive been working out a lot more religiously
>"damn, your arms have gotten a lot bigger."
>go to party with half family, half older sisters friends
>do a workout before hand
>its 90 degrees out
>rockin a tank top
>all of family complimenting me
>girls being overly friendly to me
Those are the only recent mires i can remember
She's stable as fuck, but it still feels weird to me. However, she does make weird sexual jokes around me.
Don't do it mate. It aint worth it
Do it. That ass.
>she does make weird sexual jokes around me
your body and presence makes her think of sex user.
imagine if she was a dude and doing these things. you'd think he was pretty gay and trying to get you to stick your steaming hot junk in his Broolyn Shoebox, wouldn't you? you big gay homo
How deep is your love?
Hey, analing a bro for test boost aint gay
As long as you dont cuddle, or forget to say no homo, obviously it is t gay.
What is homosexual about having sex with a member of the same gender?
I mean honestly...
Its like an ocean
you're in denial. your words say no, but your actions say otherwise.
but don't worry, the power of islam has yet to breach the locker room of your local gym
This. If anything it makes you even closer friends
Something devotion..
>he takes bants sincerely
>he unironically believes in mythology
Wew lad
Is it gay for a Muslim to suck a goat cock?
Muhhamed did that shit and he was the ideal man, right?
This is what I fear the most. I could fuck similar girls or even better looking without risking it, however, I still grave for what is forbidden. When I fap and think about her I come in minutes, but I fear that it's all just a weird fantasy and acting on it wouldn't be nearly as good as I'd think
...
Do it user.
Just don't get into a relationship man. I fooled around with my cousin, never fucked her but she blew me and I finger poped her when we were 15
Is too risky mang
>never fucked her
>she blew me
>fingered her
That doesn't it make it any better. You groce
I haven't gotten any proper mires yet because I'm still technically obese but I have had (extended) family comment on the fact that I look thinner and more muscular without being prompted with conversation.
It feels good, and is an indication I'm making progress that I feel to notice personally. Great motivation to keep going.
>go to gym
>it's cardio day so I do my cardio on the bike
>7/10 starts running on treadill and keeps looking at me
>smile at her once she looks at me again
>she starts blushing and keeps running
Too bad I was too beta to talk to her
>QT 8/10 cousin in same college as me
>QT 8/10 cousin
>cousin
that's the reason you shouldn't user
>walking to meet my girlfriend downtown
>crowd of younger people walking to the driving school from local restaurants walking by
>don't pay them much attention
>qt girl comes up to me with a closed fist held outstretched
>"I have something to give you"
>ok.jpg
>unclenches her fist and strokes my forearm and bicep
>chuckle and keep on walking
Like goddamn, I'm still dyel as fuck and my girl probably would've flipped if she saw that but it's a nice little ego boost.