she likes me brehs I can tell. ignored her texts and she still messages me.
making it stories go here
she likes me brehs I can tell. ignored her texts and she still messages me.
making it stories go here
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> youre funny user, glad we could become such great friends
> by the way, have you met my new boyfriend?
Yeah I'm not seeing it user...
Congrats on your new friend
why are these things always so fucking awkward to read
is this how I have to talk to connect with girls?
man...
>lol
>lol lol lol
she seems so interesting
how is this Veeky Forums related?
it is, man. it's cringe but when you're gettin yer dick wet, you won't even think about it
Dam boi I don't think she diggin you
This is your future user unless you heed my words.
Steer the conversation to sex.
She won't do it for you. Have some balls. Either you do it and maybe she won't fuck you or you don't do it and she definitely won't fuck you.
You text like a faggot
>op is autistic
How is this not Veeky Forums related?
>you're sending 3/4 of the texts
>you text like an aspy
yeah dude, totally making it XDDDDDDD
???
how is this making it
where is the punch line
you're literally posting a random conversation that could just easily be done between a bro
are you lonely, is this a fucking accomplishment for you?
be ashamed OP, be very ashamed
Goddamn it guys
>meet qt white girl
>been talking to her for two months
>have creampied her multiple times
>she tells me all these things like how she likes me and how it feels so good just me cuddling and touching her
>says really lovey shit to me after we fuck
>she texts me daily and calls me baby and shit
>Mfw she at some party and drunk
>Mfw taking snapchats with other guys
>Mfw last video update was him all like yeah I'm touching her butt..
Why I'm I so pissed off bros
Because she lied, move on user shes not worth it. Drop it now while its just that.
>unprotected sex with a slut
she might be a slut but you're an idiot
what do you expect from a white girl who fucks niggers?
Step up your game OP
when u want to meet
should be your next line
Don't listen to him. This should be your next response
>y-you too
Are you texting another dude ?
Do not listen to either. Your next response shall be
Kekek
>being this much of a try hard
Kek I bet you put your friend up to this
When you both want sex but you're too lazy
t. jealous kid
Serious question guys. How do you respond to:
>what's the worst date you've been on?
I was on a dating show and this was my answer (I've never been on a date). How did I do?
You killed it. If you want girls just YES and them. sending that screenshot of the statistics ruined whatever you had
You're going to be her best friend soon.
Keep fucking her and don't let your feelings get in there. Avoid her and see her 1-2 times a week max and she will keep that pussy moist. Don't try to make her your girlfriend, she's not the type of girl after you've found this out.
Do NOT text her back about how much you like her. Whoever is invested least in the relationship (emotionally or otherwise) has the most power. Ask her over and fuck her.
Texting girls is not the same as succeeding with them. Real high-value guys text for logistics only. What OP is saying with his texting is that his time is so invaluable that he'd rather talk about bears and spiders than doing something that actually betters his life. She knows she has your attention and this will dry up her pussy so hard that she will only remember to "lol lol lol" at your Wikipedia statistics after Chad gets done fucking her pussy and she needs someone to validate her.
Be unavailable. It's attractive. Don't be her entertainment. Or do it but when you KNOW you're getting something in return. Women's currency is sex. Men's currency is commitment. Exchange your commitment wisely or else she'll see you as a low-value guy and stop wanting to have sex with you.
-30 year old guy
Lol
If I had to guess, she does like you. Either that, or you're a good friend of hers.
Yes. Women can have friends. There's literally nothing wrong with being a girl's friend.
Have you asked her out?
is this a joke? this is terrible, you remind me of the jonas brothers
Does it look like this nigger is asking for advice?