That's it? that's what i've been waiting for?? I feel better hitting a new deadlift PR than this shit

welcome to Veeky Forums

>tfw I can't get a girl to make out with me
>tfw sex is meaningless to me without a 20 minute make-out session

apparently you have to be really close to make out, but I have trust issues

Autistic for not being in love? Literally every autismo I've met falls in love the second they see an above average girl. I think you have aspergers

No, you're autistic for elevating casual sex to some incredible ideal.

if I didn't have autism before, I sure as fuck have it now after becoming a Veeky Forums regular

>Expecting it to be something incredible
Kek. Sex is a fun activity and that's about it, not sure what you expected.

Then why do most people chase it like it was the biggest thing ever? Why do people betray to have just some fun?

Because it's not all about the actual sex. A lot of it is the excitement of the flirting, thrill of the hunt, tipping of the fedora. Also, you might just actually meet someone you click with and it grows from there. It beats sitting at home lifting and jerking off.

Does it really though?

Not how autism works m8

Sex with someone you care about a lot is pretty great. Or if they have a sweet ass.

Because the frontal lobe is far from the only component of the brain
youtube.com/watch?v=NMzJ0HGgxXM

Explain sex for money. Why is it one of the biggest business? There is no flirt, no thrill, no excitement.

When u wanna jack off imagine you had someone to do it for you with their vagina that you could just call up whenever

>There is no flirt, no thrill, no excitement.
Yes there is, for some people, and for some time.

>breaking the law isn't thrilling

It's not illegal in many countries and its still a huge business there.

>he fell for the sex without love meme

There's still the power/control thing there too. Are u birgin?

>power/control
>oi, you have 45 min and are only allowed to do what you paid for or you'll be beaten up
>power/control
At least try to find real arguments.

i got my first blowjob 2 days ago, and the girl was a virgin. god damn it felt like shit her teeth kept rubbing my dick and she choked the fuck outta my dick.
hopefully u get a better first experience

>I never kiss when I fuck

>it took my three months before I would make out with my gf even though we fucked like rabbits

No it doesn't, I'd rather just beat my meat unless I'm in a LTR. Girls are too much hassle and I hate getting drunk

>having sex without both parties getting checked
>acquiring STI's
>no emotional relation whatsoever

>2016
>not waiting until marriage

Pls be biological female
Pls be in VA

Never elevated it at all, I feel like your projecting
yea I'm just being silly on this Malaysian ladyboy FAQ site

feels good but its not that out of this world super amazing shit all the virgins here think it is because all us players are just trolling the fuck out of you.

its great. i personally like fucking better than a blowjob.

keep in mind, its not as tight as you think. its more wet generally, but if you lube up your hand and tighten up, it actually feels better because its tighter than a vagina. but that shit will get you desensitized to pussy.

Not even that user but you're so detached from reality arguing with you is pointless. Get some life experience and we can talk.

>waiting until marriage means there's no way I'll get an STD
>waiting until marriage means the sex will be amazing
Dumb retard.

>Then why do most people chase it like it was the biggest thing ever? Why do people betray to have just some fun?

because it does feel good. but think about it. there's a reason when guys go out, yes they want to get laid, but most of the time we pregame beforehand, go to bars/clubs and have a good time hoping to get laid at the end of the night. if you dont get laid its still a good night.

if pussy was so much higher and better than everything else, guys wouldn't get drunk, pregame, and go out, they would simply higher some clean hookers to fuck.

Schizoidbro here. Why not just get a dog and buy pussy?

Properties?

Do it with a guy. You'll find a big difference.

>When u wanna jack off imagine you had someone to do it for you with their vagina that you could just call up whenever

Sounds to me like the definition of a good girlfriend.

Yea but a good gf is free

that sounds terrible desu

It's way better if it's with someone you care about that you can giggle and hold hands with while you do it.

what the fuck man?

Why would you guys fuck with someone you don't trust?

Of course it's nothing special when you do it with someone you don't love and care for.

I can be whatever you want, handsome.

>Holding hands

You sick fuck.

You are usually somewhat nervous your first time, so it doesn't feel as good as being relaxed (like you at your home jerking). Also when you do it with someone you really like / love, it can blow your mind off

He's right though. Where's the power trip when Vladimir's only dream is for you to get out of your line, so he could get rid of the itch on his fists?

You're one. The risk of STD when both parties wait i pretty much none existent. Also such marriages are statistically way more stable.

>someone to do it for you with their vagina

Most women just lay there like logs of wood during sex.

So you are always doing the physical action whether you're jacking off or fucking a girl.

Sex can be good but it's definitely overrated.
Cuddles are great though.

You can always curl her up and down and turn it into useful activity.

>Implying girls have significant weight

Unless you fuck whales, and it that case, eww.

Underrated

>not arranging xsomes so that you can get proper weight
>can't even clean 3girl

I'm in summer school for the month and an (at least chubby) chick is offering to take my virginity. Yay or nay? I kinda don't want anyone promiscuous to find out about/spread about my virginity. I'm a college senior

>someone you care about = sweet ass

I got you, user

>TFW you will never know this feel

I know technically obese women can count as 2 or 3 women, but it doesn't make it a 3 or 4some my friend. :^)

H-h-how would you even foreplay?

Not the same user, but suck her nipples and finger her pussy, obviously.

I've had blowjobs from 2 different girls and the first one legit kinda put me off the whole thing since i was hyped up as hell, and it was quite teethy, felt like there was no pressure or stimulation or anything really. second girl was really good at it and would do this thing on the tip that made this awesome sexy sound too and it was awesome. Still prefer pussy to blowjobs.

>I feel better hitting a new deadlift PR than this shit
you should. sex isn't really that amazing and sex with the same girl gets old eventually.

Yeah I guess it just seems weird to intiate without kissing..

I've gotten a couple bjs from guys (no homo). First guy was OK. Second guy was fucking amazing.

It's a fucking meme. Same as love. Mostly the brain telling you "You copulated with a female, well fucking done!" and society spreading the meme so that you go out and fuck women and make offspring so that humanity doesn't go extinct masturbating by themselves.

/r9k/ pls leave

50 kilo curls are good enough. Unless you're some roid monster.

I am right though. I'm a guy that lives life incredibly privately, I don't talk about much of my personal life even to my best friends. I got a bj from a girl and afterwards I felt like I had accomplished something and should go out and tell somebody about it. If I wasn't so self-aware I wouldn't have noticed it probably.

It's just how the brain is wired. Human communities that didn't encourage each other to copulate obviously got extinct.

>biology is a meme

No, "Sex is the best thing EVAR" is the meme. Human biology just encourages people to spread it.

Glad you realize sex is a meme and jerking off is better

Don't ever make a fucking no gf thread on here faggot

Have you ever been in love with a girl who loved you back, user?

Fuckibg go for it man. You need to lose your virginuty before you graduate college

Love makes everything feel better, not just sex.

This I kept telling her to suck harder. Nothing changes.

>baby harder, like a lollipop
>Fucking nothing
>babe...harder like...like you're trying to drink maple syrup from a small straw
>better
>yeah baby that's it mhmmm
>finally getting hard and 10 seconds later she's back on that halfass shit
>just give up telling her anything
>she sucks my chubby dick for 3 minutes with no results
>get pissed and tell her to lay down on the bed so I can eat her out
>get her wet and drink some pussy protein juice
>fucking biting that shit
>she's loving it
>finish off by fingering her till she cums
>make up some bullshit about work and bailed early
>never called her again
>never answered her again

How fucking hard is it to suck dick!? Jesus Christ.

>How fucking hard is it to suck dick!?

You tell me, gay boy. :^)

this desu fameronio
the physical act of sex isn't much different from masturbation
what's actually fun is interacting with a female (sometimes)

For some reason I just imagined Abbot and Costello doing a bit about "sucking at sucking"

Bestiality is a crime.

That twinks left arm is having its blood supply cut off in 3... 2.... 1....

Seriously, spooning is uncomfortable as fuck unless you buy one of those special pillows

You mean that time I fucked your mother didn't count as a 10-girl orgy? shit, now I've got to add that back on my bucket list :(

It's fine for cuddling but yeah, I certainly couldn't sleep like this.

this would happen to me all the time
The pleasure was worth the pain
I think we figured out a way to not make it so bad

my first bj hurt like hell because she was pulling my foreskin back too much

I ended up not doing it. I would never forgive myself for fucking a fattie as my first time

No ... rubber AND gum? It can't be...

Grill here. You need an experienced girl for a good blowjob, or have the patience to coach her for a while (while getting several a week, because practice is needed).
It's like driving - for an inexperienced girl, there is waaaay too much to focus on the first time.

As first as I know, most girls have trouble with avoiding teeth, sucking hard enough, and moving the hand while blowing you. So when you get a girl, start with the teeth and bobbing of the head first, second time more sucking and shaft rubbing, and then just add to it until she gets mighty good at it.

Or get a hooker. Not kidding, unless you feel too much pride, getting your first time over with by calling a decent escort (bit pricey - $200-$300) is worth considering.

First time I nutted I wanted more the next day. Next day I go to her apartment at the age of 19 and stayed there until 3 am, kept on doing it for months 6 months, staying up late and sleeping over ignoring my dormroom

emotional validation

M gf and I were virgins and blow jobs ain't great, no matter what she does it doesn't compare to just sticking it in her poon.
I hope I'm better at eating out than her at blow jobs.

No, lifting and jerking off is better, you can do it always, nobody judges your performance and you get better with time, how would I get better at fucking if my gf makes noises so rarely and doesn't speak to me

Does she actually like giving blowjobs? That makes the biggest difference.

You can experiment each time (very slow, heavy sucking, next time pushing tongue against and rapid head movement, following time trying to guide her by holding her head) and if you give her instant feedback through moaning or telling her, both of you will find out what works.

I think heavy sucking might do the trick

christ you're drowning in oestrogen

why do you do that to me?. brb killing myself