>watch VG's new video called "What Happens at a Slaughterhouse?"
>the piggers are just as cute as puppers but we eat them. why do we eat them
>think to myself: whatever i need food to survive, im not gonna go vegan
>immediately go on OKCupid afterwards (i have no luck at all with women like most of you turboautists
>see 8/10 brunette master race grill
>she says shes vegan and obsessed with it in her profile
>like her
>OKC tells me she liked me back
is this a sign? message from god?
also guys what the fuck do I say in my message so that i dont fuck this up?
all animals are qt's (no anno)
heLP
Are you an archaeologist?
Sometimes stuff like this happens, and I've come to recognize them as signs from God. Don't be nervous, whatever is about to happen is meant to. You are being guided by an unseen hand for purposes you couldn't understand yet. Just talk to her and tell her the truth. Don't expect just talking about veganism to keep her interest though.
Say you're a vegan and when she says "how long" you say since reading your profile
>current year
>believing in God
Haha fuckin normie
Ask her on a date to watch earthlings together
No
>watch VG's new video
>I'm not even spamming Veeky Forums with my own channel
>8/10
Tell her prove that you are vegan then whip out your dick
>God
Okay vegan stains
Ask her how she can live with herself knowing that millions of insects die every day so she can have her fucking cabbages. Then convert her to breatharianism.
It's because her vegan diet is rotting her brain
Bet her fats smell like broccoli
> that
> EIGHT out of TEN
pick one
Ask her if she'd like to go climb a mountain some day
Remember to record your grandfather dying of a heart attack. The most vegan of actions.
>sometimes things happen that guide us
>when these things happen. It was god
Biggest cop out of religion
Humans will recognise patterns and try to find significance from it. Part of human nature. We just want to feel special
pls go vegan stains and stay go
My god she's hideous. Wouldn't hit that with a stick.
I wish my standards were as low as yours OP