Tfw a girl likes you

THIS THIS THIS!!!

>Lifting didn't cure my autism
>Am still socially inept and afraid of girls
I want to get off this ride

>tfw fatty
>getting girls was super easy
>losing weight, getting fitter
>it's literally shooting fish in a barrel now
Surprise kicker round!
>don't want their attention
>would rather play Mordheim/boardgames with bros

>Meet girl online
>End up connecting well
>Type long essay tier replies
>First female i have liked that i met online
>Never added her on anything
>Told me she uses Skype
>Never asked to add her
>She uses FB and i never asked her (since i don't use it)
>Told me she uses steam and i asked what games
>Decide to link my profile opening my game list
>Didn't ask her to add me or anything
>Randomly stops replying to me after about 3 weeks

At least i reached 68kg OHP last night.

Also everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm too afraid to talk to girls

Iktf :(

>tfw you went along with a MMF just to get a shot Stacy
>tfw Chad's perfect cock gave you performance issues and you ended up just watching

>qt asian at my work likes me and makes very clear signals
>tfw I know I'll fuck up any relationship so is shouldn't even bother

...

>I know I'll fuck up any relationship so is shouldn't even bother
oh god I know that feel

68kg ohp and being autistic trying to date online.

Yup sure bud

I've done this twice, it's fucking tragic.
>be me 2 years ago
>get invited to crazy house party
>cute asian girls everywhere
>get trashed, take Molly for first time
>cutest asian girl starts grinding on me
> Rolling so hard I just want to dance alone
>cute girl goes back to hanging out with friends
>3 hours later, coming down but still feeling it
>lie in bed to catch breath, fat black friend who is 6 feet tall (I'm only 5'8) lies next to me
>has that gross nigger smell
>starts rubbing me and licking me face
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>rolling so hard and drunk enough so I let her
>start making out, sucking her gross nigger Tits
>mouth tastes like she threw up earlier
>tits Taste like what you'd imagine that nigger smell tasting like
>keep going anyways, so drunk
>wake up next morning, get embarrassed looks from all her friends including qt asian
>even they knew i fucked up
>weeks later, find out nigger Amazon spread rumors I had the feels for her
>Party with them several times that summer
>can't hook up with any of her asian friends because she called dibs
>why live

And that's how lost a potential hot summer 2014 fuck buddy for the worst action of my life

>tfw a girl liked you all during highschool but you bullied the fuck out of her
What the fuck was wrong with me

This.

I only get hit on by old women. Which is extremely creepy because I'm 5'4" and look childish enough to get underage discounts when I shave.

>tfw girls from another department you never noticed compliment you on your weight loss

what the fuck is this

Iktfb, i get the same shit from older women when shopping and i'm fucking 5'3

>5'3

Post ass you slut

This so much lmao

Maybe I'm just shallow from spending so much time on this guatemalan windsurfing emporium

>qt
>Asian

Am I getting meme'd?

>standing at the bar waiting to get served
>ugly girl starts trying to dance with me
>I blankly stare forward
>she describes me as 'fucking miserable'
>crisis averted

Get better tastes my man

Women will talk endlessly about themselves, if you keep asking about them you'll look like a good listener and she won't get bored cause she's talking about herself

Get in contact with her, apologise for being a prick to her in high school, aks her out on a date, she might still want your junk.

>being autistic trying to date online.

have you been living under a rock your entire life, skelly?

I agree, asians are so gross

This is hawaii we're talking about, many of the asian girls are actually mutts mixed with white and islander. The result is (usually) a very nice mix. Also the standards are different here, pure white girls are actually a minority and aren't seen as anything special

>girl sending clear signals
>I go for it
>turns out she was just being nice

...

>tfw i thought a girl liked me
>she spent the entire day today hanging out with her morbidly obese friend who's now taking her out to dinner

i don't know if i dodged a bullet or if i'm a giant, irredeemable cuck

Do you seriously think she should abandon all her previous friendships just to be with you?

>tfw no matches on Tinder
Too many white women be on that shit.

Tinder's not for you Ja'quan.

Females are by nature, Dumber than males. You go in expecting to much.

>7/10 at college clearly into me
>slightly insane
>make conversation with her occasionally, just to be pleasant
>she starts constantly hounding me, so clingy and thirsty
>now I'm just ignoring her completely

fucking crazy, I'd rather stay a virgin than deal with her

>not fucking her first then ignoring her completely

I always get told I'm a good looking guy, hot etc.
I really can talk quite well when it comes to just work stuff or something like that.
But just don't know anymore, everyone who seems into me just turns out to be nice.
Then people ask me on the fucking daily if I have a gf.
Please I just don't know why man, I guess I'm a little scared of chicks but guys 10x as autistic are doing far better.
I feel so undesirable from the years of lonelyness and being ignored. I used to be fat once.
I literally like to think of the squat and deadlift as two cute chicks that I love and love me back. And the chin up...she loves me too

>the two chicks that love you are the two that will hurt you most if you fuck them up
Poignant

The lesson here is never stick your dick in crazy

I mean the barbell she just sticks by my side you know? If I'm not strong enough to pick her up she patiently waits till I can and all that. And she returns plenty of results for all the attention I give her...

>girl is interested in me but I'm not interested in her

man oh man

Shitty short story
>be last night, aka feels Friday
>have a regular group of a couple girls I regularly talk to and go out with, totally platonic at this point
>we all go out to the bar
>one of the friends I came with is trying to hook me up with another friend of hers (not in the group)
>meanwhile one of the girls I came with proceeds to get absolutely shit faced
>she starts getting all up on me, feeling my chest and literally blocking me whenever I go across the bar to talk to this other chick
>obvious girl drama breaks out between them all
>I tune it out and talk to a few guys that I knew from high school, drink a few beers with them, and go home.
Now I'm talking constantly with both the girl that was up on me, and the girl that my other friend introduced me to. Also got a number from one of the dudes I was talking to later that night. No homo.

>girl says I'm the sweetest guy she's ever met
>says she's so glad she met me
>tells me she loves me
>we stay up late texting every night
>gonna hold her hand tomorrow
>im 21, she's 24

hehe you all jelly :P :P :P :P :P

I'm not the one frogposting on a pakistani carpet review blog

Can relate.
Actually had a girl show interest in me; years of emotional detachment (thanks dad) fucked me over - I pushed her the fuck out of my life even though I actively wanted a relationship with her.
I couldn't (and, still, can't) fathom any female ever possibly taking an interest in me.

Second.

love frogs, love life, smiling and luaghing as i type this :)))))))

I'm very glad you're happy user, don't fuck this up.

>tfw a girl pretends to like you so she can laugh at you with her friends about it

Did any of you go through something like this in school? If not then I hope you never know this feel.

>tfw a girl compliments you

>tfw 12-14 girls catcalling me

This. I much prefer pretty girls who hate me. I respect guys who can settle for nice ugly girls.

>tfw only ugly girls with shit personalities like you

>tfw girls you don't know at work are complimenting your transformation
>tfw didn't know I worked with women

Nice posts, user.

>Tfw when you don't like your self

How much do you bench?
I can do 5 reps with 70kg and by bench max is like 110-120kg
I wonder if I should kill myself

asian girls are a meme dude

> muh submissive qt waifu who will watch my chinese cartoons with me and make me food :3

REALITY
> overbearing parents mean horribly daddy issues
> no real world skills because their entire life has been spent studying (can't cook, can barely go to the supermarket by themselves)
> meek to the point of spinelessness
> high maintenance, expects random gifts and expensive dates consistently
> completely folds under the faintest bit of pressure

tell the story fucker

She was a terrible kisser.

A girl has never complimented me on how I look

The best type of girl for betas though

maybe yall can riddle me this.

>talking to girl
>we hit it off, lots of touching, flirting
>she drops the "broke up with my boyfriend" line and "i'm off tomorrow" line
>ask for her number, she smiles and writes it down
>tell her i'll see her soon
>text her the next day in the morning, no response
>figure maybe she didn't get my text, call her the day after that, leave a voicemail
>still no response
>give up and figure she gave me a fake number or just ignored me
>repeat 3x in a row

this keeps happening. not sure what i'm doing wrong. when i text i say something like "hey it's user, i'm off today and wanted to spend the day with you, have any ideas on what to do?" and it's annoying because i actually like these girls. they arent just one night stand material, i'm very picky about who i'm with.

why do girls do this? lead you on and then ignore you. or give you a fake number instead of just saying no. it's eating me up inside because the hope that's left inside of me is saying she may have written down the wrong number on accident (which is feasible because she kept dropping her pen because she was so nervous) or maybe her phone died/got lost and she still likes me. either way i need a reason why she rejected me because it's killing me and clarification will make it go away. should i go see her again (i know where she works) or just try to forget her?

Ok yo, I can't tell if I'm autistic or not.

I have literally a bunch of women like interested(?) in me. I can't tell if they like me or are being friendly, when do I pull my dick out?

she might have a kid watchout bro and wrap ur willy

They realized they didn't actually want to cheat on their boyfriend's. She was bullshitting you when she told you she was single.

hmm i don't think so. you got me thinking and i looked her up. her instagram looks like she's single and her ex is dyel beta tier.

You were just someone to flirt with but not someone she wanted to get attached to.

same here. No passion, no interessets, no hobbies, many of them just are.

Her and her bf got back together m80, that's what happened

ayy man it can be awkward as fuck having a girl stalker.
I had a two girls stalk me for a few years when I was 18-20
I had one a year back

and I mean full blown autism stalking, going to the place where I work, going to my house, stalking me online

>tfw only weird hipster girls like you cos you're a sperg and slightly ugly so they think you're "alternative"

>this......goddamnit

>tfw when no girl has ever liked you

Getting close to 30 and I hope this feeling goes away.

>tfw no qt muscle mary gf
I just want a chick with abs. That's all I want.

ha, you know it won't

Have an asian gf and none of the shit you said is true

>stay in line at the supermarket
>cashier girl isn't doing anything extraordinary
>it's my turn
>she plays with her hair as I say hello
What does this mean.

>gives me her number
>invites me to study
>invites me to study with her outside of school, buys me food
>calls me for random stupid help on dumbshit
>sits on my cock to play around at school
>hugging me a lot and grabbing my arm and shit touching her tits on the side
>"I do this to boys everytime"
found out she had no friends thats why she spent so much time with me and actually didnt like me...I was her only friend luckily I only wasted 2 weeks

>tfw you have to break up with your gf whom you love, and who loves you, because she's holding you back slightly in life.

>tfw found Veeky Forums at the start of middle school back in 2006 because of the memes and anime
>let all the horror stories I read here serve as advisory warnings of how not to become a social fuck up, and what not to do in certain situations
>has worked well for the most part
Thanks fags. Coming here was the best part of my childhood. Life lessons galore.

>tfw 12-14 year old girls catcalling me

why not fuck her

Many hipster girls are hot as fuck.

>used to be shredded, had all the girls
>let myself go, got fat
>girls stopped paying attention to me
>went back at it a few months ago
>at the gym minding my own business
>a fat ugly girl suddenly starts flirting with me
>first girl that has flirted with me in years
>i have secret nicknames for everyone in the gym, hers is "mama bear"
>i was just trying to be nice
>eventually the ugly cunt leaves me alone, thank god
>go back to my workout
>dick is semi-hard

>tfw a grill is into you and you think she's taking the piss out of you

Like why would she be into me is she fucking retarded or blind?

forgot to include at the end she didn't like me at all, I made it vague with the "i do this to boys every time" She plays around with boys all the time because she has no fucking friends

>Waiting in supermarket line with mom
>she leaves to go get something
>its your turn to checkout
>tfw she still isn't back and you have to stand awkwardly with the checkout girl

she's nervous/shy. say something witty and you can get her number.

what i've had trouble reciprocating is girls who act cool/tough or sometimes serious when they see you in hopes you'll like them. how do you react to them in an effort to get their number? i've tried lightening up their mood with a joke but they keep their charade up. it's funny because you see them and theyre relaxed and normal, then they see you, turn the other way, fix their hair a bit, then turn back and have this completely different demeanor. any of you guys have luck with girls like this?

Oh I've done this, pretty much because I'm a slut when drunk.

>Wasted AF out clubbing with mates
>Bro's gf introduces me to her mate who was a fattie, but in the dark/my state of inebriation I didn't fully register that.
>Hook up with her because she had a cute face
>Fuck off outside for a while with other mates
>Come back inside and she's hooking up with another dude
>She sees me, pushes the other dude away and comes back to me
>Ask her 'What was that?"
>She goes "nothing don't worry about it"
>Tell her to get fucked and I walk away
>She spends the rest of the night apologizing and buying me shots to try and get me to make out with her again, I obviously don't do it
>Spent practically nothing on drinks that night because of her
>She asks for my number at the end of the night
>Laugh and say no
>Get slapped
>Worth it.