Veeky Forums, what are your aspirations as a male in life...

Veeky Forums, what are your aspirations as a male in life? What achievements would you consider to be synonymous with "making it"?
I will present my list and I want to see yours, maybe we can inspire one another.
>6 figure salary
>build a house, grow a tree, raise a son
>1000 pound club and/or competitive scene
>beautiful wife you fuck everyday and have at least 3 kids and/or having more partners than years you are old
>writing at least one book that got successfully published
>live until at least 80

What are your dreams, Veeky Forums?

>basically the fantasy and bullshit fairytale stories fed to you when you were a kid

>want to write a book
>pass my nutrition science degree
>finish my collections
>get a bodyweight OHP

Two chicks at the same time.

Become a pirate, build a harem of war brides, die honorably during a duel

That's about it

>Reach my goal weight of 210 (currently 165, 6ft 1)
>Get my masters in health administration
>Buy a house when im 27
>Get married when im 30
>Have at least two children
>Reminisce while on my deathbed feeling more than satisfied with my life

Pursue my current dreams then regret pursuing them once I'm older and have new dreams and regret not pursuing them.

Rinse and repeat until I'm dead.

So far I have:

>work hard at school and make loads of money
>did electrical engineering
>now have super well paying job
>see much, much happier young people who spent that time travelling, sleeping around, experiencing life still get pretty decent jobs and are happy

This has taught me that focusing too much on any one subset of life is pretty stupid. I mean I'm happy I'm rich but that's just one part of it. I just invest most of it because I already own my own house, fancy computer, nice car, collection of carnivorous plants, etc

My only goal is to live like James Bond without being shot at.
House marriage and kids? topkek no

Hopefully:

>specialized career in the Navy that allows travel throughout world and pension later in life
>live in Washington after I finish my naval stuff; close enough to Seattle but maybe not too close
>have family, be a good dad
>participate in morning Master's swim for a couple of days a week for the rest of my days
>trail maintenance every couple of weekends
>bike across the entire US one summer

Might want to go back to college and get a second degree in math or physics, just to round things out. Was always interested in math, almost got a minor in it, but I never had the time to make it the focus of my studies.

>make enough money to be able to do the all the things I want
>continue along the path to polymathy
>achieve independence by 25
>marry a beautiful, intelligent woman who shares my values before 30
>start a business by 30
>start a family?

>graduate
>masters
women have never been a problem for me, so idgaf
>keep lifting
>travel some
>house, wife, kids, dog, home gym
desu i want to be average

>become an American citizen (I'm a Germanfag)
>become a millionaire
>become a multi-millionaire
>live in a mansion in LA (preferably Beverly/Hollywood Hills/Bel Air/Tarzana)
>fuck a celebrity (preferably Carey Mulligan, Lizzie Olsen, or Blake Lively)
>get a high test gf with a fat ass
>get a big, fluffy dog like pic related
>buy a ranch in Wyoming where I have a little buffalo herd and make expeditions inna woods and hills

I only want to experience the most amount of crazy shit without dying

>My own house
>A wife I can tolerate
>2-3 Children

>Learn to use failure to benefit me

>have fun
>be remembered as a legend of fun

>have kids (best case scenario: without a marriage)
>1000 lb club
>being aesthetic
>having enough money to go on nice trips
>satisfying work

I guess it's all

>Finish my degree
>Get teaching license
>Teach for ten+ years
>Travel the country in a van with a group of people who don't smell
>Go back to school when it's free after I hit 60 and get more degrees.
>Amass a huge library
>Never get over 250 pounds again

This is what I call success.

>enough passive income to not need work
>get my PhD in mathematics, study algebraic structures, teach at a college three times a week
>have a decent amount of property with a garden to grow food and drugs
>be fit and strong as fuck
>join a tribal Germanic heathen group and practice my religion among others

This is what I wish for.