What mode is this?

linebacker mode

I know right and he left her for chloe kek

My first thought too

Can someone explain to me the whole armless spurdo thing to me?

Fuck you bro that girls is just too beautiful I want to kill myself now, how the fuck am I going to fuck my ugly ass girlfriend now ?

check this girl she is the best looking one I've seen in my life she make all other girls look like gutterthrash
instagram.com/p/BAkdsJhNTfv/?taken-by=thylaneblondeau

What do you lads think of this?

instagram.com/alissaviolet/?hl=en

I've always thought she had a horrible body. I now know it.

Stephen King's 'Fridger'

seen her before good looking but not really my style
instagram.com/p/BGXjgBcBbTx/?taken-by=scarlettleithold
SCARLETT eat HAMBURGER and stay THIN and BEAUTIFUL why you DIET hard but still LOOK like shit

golem get ye gone

kek

finnish memes

How am I supposed to look at this and not get depressed ?

just be reborn like this

Realise there is more to life than good looks

Yes but this girls get to experience everything while I shitpost and drink boxed wine

affection from attractive people is worth more than affection from uglies.

No amount of self esteem will make up for the fact that you're simply not good enough for these girls

You place too much value on looks, you probably complain that all girls want CHAD but you're here is that exact thing

Go out and meet some girls then, honestly what's stopping you?

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How do you know the left one isn't outgoing & funny?

ACKSCHUALLY an italian guy made Gondola

larvaemode.

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Le redpill XD

*unshivs katana*

>Le redpill XD
>*unshivs katana*
kill yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

Rachel Cook.

Quasimode

DELETE THIS

very nice

lots of people won't figure out until they're older that these ultra attractive people do literally nothing with their lives other than work on looking attractive and partying (which will eventually destroy their physical attractiveness)

dated plenty of them and the blank stares they give you, when you turn the conversation over to them instead of dancing like a trained monkey for them to giggle at, is a massive turnoff. who wants to fuck a realdoll?

I'll take a 8/10 anyday who has an actual mind, wit, personality, interests over a vapid 10/10.

don't get me wrong, there ARE 10s who have all of the above. but guess what? they're fucking the billionaires of the world, the übermensch who actively go out and seize their lives by the throats, or the movie stars / pro athletes. if you're posting on Veeky Forums you aren't any of the above. deal with it and move on with your life.

t. Veeky Forums-posting chad

The fuck are those proportions

Why is her torso so small compared to her arms and legs? Is it an optical illusion from the pants?

my sides

Has-millions-of-beta-orbiters mode

Post height face and frame or delete your post
>le chad here xD believe me guiz take my knowledge !

>ultra attractive people do literally nothing with their lives other than work on looking attractive and partying (which will eventually destroy their physical attractiveness)
haha yeah totally

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oh my god

I want to seize life by its throat also user. Teach me the fundamentals.

Dee Dee mode

trp.red

barrel mode

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At least she has a pretty face.

Fridgemode couple.

she is very cute

it looks like she has a fucking jungle under her bikini bottom.

Too bad that her vag is most likely wrecked.

That's because the ugly girl prob compensates for being manipulatively over sexual. He probably doesn't even really like her but tells her he loves her cause she scares him deep down. I mean look at that frame; she's built like an ogre

fridge rider

GOLEM GET YE GONE

The mode that needs to be fixed early on before she lets herself go

Where's it's neck?

Its the "literally what in the actual fuck are you doing you goddamn retard" mode

yeast mode

underrated tbqhwyf

th...that's a shop, right?

quasi-mode-o

Nope.

>His face

ah shit, didn't see that

>tfw not even julio the limo driver likes your ass

I really hope she's not fat, just bulking here.

She's going to look like fucking shit in 5 more years

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>in five more years

hah, the look on the valet's face is priceless, and he can't even see the toe. or maybe he saw the toe, and is processing it.

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Here's your (You).

file name xD

Goblin mode

>shoo shoo

>tfw girlfriend has this kind of body
Should I dump her ? I just can't stand the lonelyness but I no longer get hard at her rectangle shaped, gondola like body

>she still has less BF % than most Veeky Forums posters
>as a fucking fridge woman

let that sink in.

It's called a Gondola
Explanation: Finns are strange

KEK

Long legs are attractive .

I don't know why you guys are hating on Chloe's long legs

it's not her long legs, it's the short torso.
it's like she's a cartoon, and someone hit her over the head with a giant mallet a few times.

Fuck, I'm trying to think of what cartoon character she reminds me of. Long legs and arms coming out of a short square torso with broad shoulders and little neck to speak of. It's a specific character, I just can't remember.

I've always thought this was ridiculously hot.

>you will never be a giant with a qt tiny wife and plow your enormous ogre baby into her womb

Gumby?

That's pretty good, but no. I think I need to lift on this. Maybe it'll come to me.

for

The Whole Cake Mode

>gondola like body

She's so perfect, I'll be voting Hillary in November just for this qtie. Normies wouldn't understand.

She just needs to stop wearing her pants so high up her torso and to get some fake tits
There, sorted

Don't even need to post a reaction pic it's already in your pic lmao. Christ she looks like actual shit m8

instagram.com/p/BGsIRU9rbU1/?taken-by=jadebug98&hl=en

kill me brehs

why do all of these instagram sloots look the same

disgusting

Capture that hedgehog mode

Post your physique