>tfw no strong, fit gf to hit the gym with
Tfw no strong, fit gf to hit the gym with
>tfw no cardio bunny gf
ikr
>tfw no strong, fit bf to hit the gym with
I assume you're a guy, but maybe this can work. Kik?
lmao
For once it's not a guy, just an awkward thirsty grill. Get on /soc/ and ask for Veeky Forums guys, you'll def find someone.
>girl on Veeky Forums
Santa Claus is real and I'll live a happy and fulfilling life. Right.
I guess santa's coming to town then.
fo' real tho, Veeky Forums raised me from a dumb cunt 14 year old and changed the way I look at things. interesting perspectives on the male thought process.
why dont you show us your cunt then?
I'm not sure it's healthy to be 'raised' by a bunch of sexually repressed closet homosexuals with severe insecurity problems.
>I guess santa's coming to town
This would be a great name for a Christmas themed orgy porno
Even if it's a girl, we can date still. Kik?
back off dude,shes mine alrdy.
you wish
do people really work out with other people?
seems like such a waste of time
C-chad?
>tfw thinking about posting on Veeky Forums again today but realize its just the same threads everyday and a continous cycle of shit posting
ya'll taught me the bs that pisses you off about grills so I could improve myself
thanks autists ily
I bet you're ugly though
I'd prefer you to jerk me off while i run on the eliptical, whore
I guess that's a good thing...
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
damn dude you fucking wrecked her
Question: Are you the ugly girl with the glasses frm straya? Or new zealand
naw
does penis size matter?
>trying to convince GF to squat
>"but user, aren't you satisfied with my body? :("
>goddammit
Luckily she has a pretty great ass already. No boobs though :^(
unless it's smaller than 4 inch no
b-but it is.
As someone 7 years in relationship that dealt with this shit, here's how you put it.
>yes honey, I am, but since I see room for improvement on me, we could both do it I think. I have always wanted to try [x] sex position, we can't do that now. Besides, I am sure you like me looking better and better, so I am sure I will enjoy your looks even if I cant compare them now.
And the killer line:
>Also, don't you want to make [bitch/faggot she doesnt like] jelly?
Promise her sexual favours, stress relief and feeling of superiority, she's gonna bite.
...
As someone who's been in a 7 year relationship I'm calling bullshit.
This literally never works, especially the "killer line" because that will trigger a comparison where you are basically implying she doesn't hold up to "x person she doesn't like"
Kek
If you phrase it like a faggot, it might backfire, yes. I suggest you bozos take improv classes so you don't barf the lines out like autists, not to mention you should know your women, if she a crazy bitch that spins everything against you... well, I cannot help you, you fucked yourselves on your own, buds.
I used it, she started and now she goes at least twice a week (one is cardiobunny jumping nonsense, but eh) b/c she enjoys it so much.
Wow, so defensive!! I totally believe you now
>tfw
Well mate, we are on a mongoloid fapicture sharing site without handles, you don't fucking have to. I don't blame you, nor do I give a fuck. Cheers and good luck with your bitch.