Training as a teenager

Since Rickon Stark is gonna get shot to death by Ramsay Bolton on tonights episode and King Tommen will commit suicide in the following week, do you have any lifting/training advice that could have potentially helped to toughen them up and increase their chance of survival in the world?

friendly reminder

Nigga you know why you made this thread and it's not about fitness

Tommen dies tonight.
Cersei dies/ Cleganebowl next week.

you cancer

Did you flip that picture?

What do you think is going though her head in this moment?

yes, since you start reading from the left the punchline fits better on the right

"kill em all"

how would Veeky Forums put her back into shape?

the gods were cruel to shape her so

She needs to lose weight fast....

"If I intentionally bend my legs maybe no one will notice that im shorter than everyone else"

she's so fucking ugly, god her accent too

british women are the worst

Incest. Not even once. Jk I haven't even seen or read it so idk if her parents were siblings or not but based on what I've heard there is a good chance

you're clearly jealous of our manlet gains

Convert her to Islam.

Kingslayer notices

Great album dude

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he knows

Hes the insecure one though

literally all they need is for a decent fighter to train them daily and not let up, any king in history worth his shit either knew how to fight himself and/or knew how to strategize with his advisers for an upcoming battle

>Since Rickon Stark is gonna get shot to death by Ramsay Bolton on tonights episode
yeah
>King Tommen will commit suicide in the following week
nah

you forgot to mention they capture ramsey and feed him to his hounds

and that arya kills walder frey

One day i will marry sophie turner

If you start young your hormone levels are so high you really can't get fat when training, so SS+GOMAD it is for those fucks!

>varys sloppy seconds

"If I throw the popcorn they will be too distracted to realise im smaller than Bran and Tommen"

What would I want with girls if I looked like the fucking mountain? I bet he fucked Cersei dozens times between filming scenes and she enjoyed being destroyed by him.

This. Brits are slags

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I don't care would still wife

I hope you are aware that Cersei has been romantically involved with Pedro Pascal (Oberyn Martell) outside the show

>If you start young your hormone levels are so high you really can't get fat when training

explain the increasing rates of child obesity to me you retarded ignorant fuckhead

About 7 inches of his 12 inch cock

I'm 100% straight but this boi makes my penis tingle. What's going on Veeky Forums?

no homo im not even kidding

I just want to watch his sweaty back while he fucks margarey. No homo

cock size and height are unrelated. his normal cock must look super tiny on his frame

Could be his girly face and you know a hot girl with the same face

>cock size and height are unrelated

So you want us to believe, little manlet.

>explain the increasing rates of child obesity to me

Being a lazy stupid shit like you.

>when training

Kekkles

poor rickon is getting the shaft for entering JUST-mode irl

The Anglo is truly the master race

Is it because they lack sunlight? but then why are Scandinavians so good looking.

good counter argument you autistic retard

>teehee let me take a picture with this freak so me and my friends can laugh about it

meanwhile irl cersei is getting plowed by oberyn

>but then why are Scandinavians so good looking.

Their eugenics policy lasted until the 70's

Not even kidding.

"training" doesn't stop kids from getting fat, to reiterate then, explain every middle school football player

wrong pic

They are much less likely to get health problems and become obese than those who do no exercise. But whatever, keep promoting laziness in kids

im not promoting laziness in kids but i should be promoting education because your retarded ass can't read - kids CAN get fat and all i was doing was correcting you for being such a dumb fucking nigger and saying that a "high level of hormones" doesn't let them get fat, kys

this was easily the hottest scene in /got/

not sure if I want to be him and fuck her or be her and fuck him

there is no way to save her, she is a dirty ANGLO

JUST fuck my whole pham up

By the time cancer takes hold you will be dying of old age anyway so i think I'll just keep smoking and enjoying life thank you

Ask Tyrion

wtf britain

You assume that because they're friends?

no

>maybe if I kiss my hot costar nobody will notice I'm only an inch taller than her
A-am I doing it right??

more like

>If I kiss my costar nobody will notice im gay

(check out their matching shorts)

god damn I hate brits

And we hate you too you fat American bastard

Why don't you get braces and live on your 1/100th acre of land you fucking tea drinking bad teeth piece of shit.

her arms are bigger and thicker than his neck holy shit

So Rickon isn't going to die a painful death at least?

Also why would Tommen kill himself?

>implying I'm an amerifat

i'm pretty sure somebody said it was confirmed in a leak that rickon was going to be released and start running to john and sansa only to get pincushioned by ramsay's squad of archers - not sure if that counts as a painful death in comparison to the other deaths on GOT but yea, he's probably gonna die

I would train with him hard if you know what I mean

very very hard

Lol what are you gay?

hijab and a stern hand

Natalie dormer is 34
that scene must have been awkward for her

Why does Brienne look red-headed here? Is it the lighting?

>Natalie dormer
>34

bullshit

>mfw I googled it

why? the kid is insanely hot

once you are 60 years you dont suddenly become attracted to saggy tits and and wrinkly skin. people of all ages will always be attracted the most to people in their prime

German here:

Americans are bros

Brits are terrible people, everybody here laughs at you.

Don't drag us into your inferiority complex shit.

Fucking limeys, when will they learn?

We love you too friend

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wew lad

The kid looks like a kid. Most people aren't attracted to children.

Most children aren't doing any kind of fucking exercise you complete imbecile.

he is eighteen you retard

Did he stutter?

> German

Lmfao. Ja ist ein gut ein

Faggotwurst

are you honestly gonna pretend you arent/cant be attracted to teenage girls?

>filename

KEK

Kek

>most children

fucking retarded nigger

based nikolai

>"hahaja fuck you we all die eventually so i think ill keep enjoying life by being dependent on stinky smoke shit that almost everyone else finds repulsive heheh"

Fuck you yanks, I had a pint this morning in a pub older than your country.

A decrease in time spent being active.

It's like you don't even live in this world.

Fellow german here, can confirm.

/plg/ blown the fuck out
tho Haftor is more of a strongman

I-I-I thought we were brothers?? :(

You have no argument.

Kids are fat because they don't move an inch all day.

Ready to give up or feel like digging deeper?

She was kind of cute 20 kilos ago.

Does nothing for me. Margery tho...