If scientists managed to bring back neanderthals, would you marry one in order to have strong high test offspring?

By that logic aren't Europeans and Asians human/neanderthal hybrids anyway

The earlier ones were, but fucking more humans instead of neanderthals over time led to the neanderthal DNA only being like 1-4% of their genome these days iirc.

Club her over the head and drag her back to your cave.

Yes, we are. Some say actual white nordic genes are strong remnants of our neandertheal heritage

>pic is obviously Beyonce

Is that one of the olsen twins?

>some say
That is one reliable source there m8

I'm already 3.4% neanderthal and only go after hight test nordic girls with thicc bone structure

I'd fuck the shit out of that thing. How do you think their blood got in the genepool in the first place? It wasn't because humans DIDN'T fuck the shit out of them.

If neanderthals get brought back I could see a whole genre of neanderthal cucking porn getting popular.

That looks like beyonce

Werent Neanderthals stronger and smarter than humans, and only got extinct because humans outbred them?
Kind of like what's happening in Europe right now

Try Shakira

Not smarter desu, but yes pretty much

Kek i used to watch them on vhs repeatedly not even jacking off just fantasising about them liking me...

No cause my kids will be mutts

>tfw Neanderthal gf to rape me and make me plant my seed within her
Also
Why does the thought of a women dominating me turning me into her sex slave turn me on so much

That's clearly Shakira

you know if neanderthals were alive today they would be considered human and you'd be a racist piece of shit if you said otherwise.

I mean, look at the disgusting freaks known as aboriginals, they should be considered a different species, same as neanderthals.

Mutts on the precipice of evolution. Would you let your kids be left behind for the illusion of stability?

i guess not

CMON

It's Shakira.

im already married to an asian woman tho, they have the most neanderthal dna

>/pol/ please leave.

>tfw we'll never be neanderthals
>tfw we'll never get massive body and brain gains

If you fuck a neanderthal, your kids will be neanderthals. One drop rule.

You don't need get married to have offspring.

This is a Christian board. Get out.

looks like tinytrip

But Christians don't belive in neanderthals

I bet you're the kind of faggot who corrects people's grammar when they text you.

Of course I would fuck Caveman Spongebob Shakira.

Why not just fuck a black chick?
>inb4 butthurt cucks

Taller yes, larger stronger no. Fucking manlets

Nah, it's Billie Piper.

That's fucking sad bro..

I think it was manly that they required 4000 plus calories a day to survive and modern humans only required 2000ish so we just survived famine better

Black people are high-test. Just look at the women. They're they opposite of Asian women, who are slender. Just have sex with a black woman today and have Mike Tyson-like offspring.

Actually mules are an exception. Most hybrids are fertile just not with other hybrids. Like A and B produce AB, which can reproduce with an A or a B, just not other ABs.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/17456570/

Blacks and whites have similar test levels on average, but blacks have higher estrogen.

They already did it's OP

>aren't Europeans and Asians human/neanderthal hybrids
Sort of. All of us are "Neaderthalized" to a certain extent. But Nordics tend to be more pure while those from southern Europe and the Caucuses are heavily mongrelized with Neanderthal. Pic related.

shakira

>implying Neanderthals are extinct
Humans just drove them into the woods and mountains

bigfootencounters.com/articles/zana.htm

>ywn have a TDEE of 4000 calories

Why even live?

Thank you OP. Will be watching this fucking movie later today.

>youtu.be/p2oX_eLwFXc?t=31m22s

>not wanting the superior facial aesthetics and build of a cro magnon.

I wouldn't want my offspring to have slopping foreheads and mouth-breather jaws.

I wonder if niggers would still be the top of the cuck chain.

It's Sharia

that's manly as hell.
>If
pic related

>source: google images, my ass

Damn that guy has a manly as fuck face.

3.2% neanderthal dna reporting in, would racemix the fuck outta neanderthal grill. I could imagine the alpha as fuark offspring.

Degenerate

They didn't have larger brains, and while they had more strength we were better at hunting by being able to throw shit harder and faster than them, we bred moar and we didn''t require as much food.

if you are a manlet, does that mean that you 100% have at least some neanderthal in you?

Sebastien Chabal is the most Neanderthal-looking human I have seen.

Holy Goddamned wrect.

source?

Not realising that, if you would get a healty offspring, it would still be sterile.
"high test" yeah

I guess you haven't seen Denis Cyplenkov then.

They did.

They where also better hunters.

We only fucked them over by being dyel faggots and having better speaking capacities

>sterile

You are retarded.

You sir; are a fucking spack.

Which is why literally no modern humans have any neanderthal genes.

Only if convinced her to shave twat. I like shaved twats.
Could be lotta work tho.

She's Neanderthal, not Sikh. I don't think it'd be too hard.

How does "No" sound. By diameter their skulls were bigger, but by volume the Homo Sapiens Sapiens has the largest brain out of all modern humans (us, older us and neanderthals). To say they were better hunters is to misunderstand, the 2 techniques used to hunt were quite different and in the end ours was superior due to a longer range and the ability to communicate through speech and better coordinate.

Also fucking that thicc pussy

I forgot to mention I'm talking about averages here. The biggest brain by volume would belong to a neanderthal male with 1600cms^3 but their average brain size would be around 1250 vs 1400 in modern human males.

He just looks like an average mexican uncle to me

what has a pic of shakira got to do with neanderthals?

they were shorter, more stupid, and less adaptable. They went extinct for a reason. Why would I want to hold my children back?

>falling for the ancient man was stupid meme

>Some say

YOu mean some fags on Veeky Forums?

The amount of neanderthal DNA is negligible, and like 99% of DNA, doesn't do shit.

Also, if your nordic bs claims were true, nords would be shorter, more stupid, and die in 80 degree weather.

Good job, you condensed the most amount of wrong in 2 sentences I've ever seen.

Not into interracial

Weren't they like 1,40m. I mean they were closer to niggers and arabs than todays 2m europeans.

>whats great about this movie is that there are four different species living at the same time

Phrenology is the textbook case of 19th crntury broscience, was a good read though

Just fuck Jason Genova instead.

Varg Vikerness talks about it on his website

Kek. Their racially pure example for nordic peoples

Butthurt sub-0% Neanderthal DNA detected.

Neanderthal Y chromosome is incompatible with modern humans. But I do seem to recall that the androgen receptor genes are X chromosome bound. (Obviously actually, otherwise women wouldn't respond to androgens)

med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2016/04/modern-men-lack-y-chromosome-genes-from-neanderthals.html
ghr.nlm.nih.gov/gene/AR#location

See

Does that mean we can get their women pregnant, but they can't get our women pregnant then?

Hell lets replace black people with Neanderthals then.

23andme

true.

No. It's shakira