How do I enter Australian Aboriginal mode?

How do I enter Australian Aboriginal mode?
Black? Tribe genetics?

furak they're pretty jacked

Eat nothing but veggies and walk everywhere for the rest of your life.

No I don't wanna look like a low test vegan, those tribal folk were onto something. Kangaroo meat?

And kangaroo. Kangaroo is a lean as fuck meat and was a staple in their diet. I'm actually 1/8th abbo (despite being as white as snow) and I'm basing my diet around my ancestors. Working out pretty well so far

Live off foraged vegies and hunted meat, walk everywhere, do everything via manual labour.

Good job senpai, keep that primal diet up. Modern diets like paleo and shit are basically centred around the caveman diet

don't use ANY calories on higher brain functions. all you need to do is invent a stick over the course of 40000 years and you're halfway to looking like

Paleo is hilariously wrong though. Wild grain was a main staple food in hunter gatherer diets kek. No grain in modern paleo diets is nothing like actual Paleolithic diets.

Source: Am Archaeologist

Examine my bone

Chubby basement wizard detected.

Yeah i'm not saying it's correct, i mean do what works for your own body in the end. I'm dealing with a GF that fell for the keto meme atm

abo hacking into my wifi detected.

We mostly work with stone and rocks desu senpai.

I am so sorry for your loss.

How do I get the Yukio Mishima body?

Take japan in time 80 years.
Achieve greatness.

Semen shakes, searing self-hatred, enough insecurity to level Hiroshima again. I was about to also recommend jerking-off to Greek statues, but this is Veeky Forums so you should have that covered.

10 x complain about everything the government has given you for free
5 x drink as many beers as you can to drown out the boredom of sitting in the park all day
3 x get arrested for disorderly conduct

mirin vascularity

Bringing back the petrol diet I see

Do you realize abos are the most useless under evolved humans on the planet. They have literally never invented anything ever. They are complete trash who are ugly as sin as well.

Huff petrol and throw sticks.

be a hunter/gatherer and breed with other hunter/gatherers xF

DELET THIS

They invented new uses for petrol.

they're just like blacks but even dumber

They invented at least eight different types of bent stick. That's pretty impressive, considering they were squatting on huge amounts of natural resources.

umm im pretty sure they invented the sharp stick and the bendy stick

>abos
>black

They're the two most genetically distant groups on the planet. An African is more genetically related to the whitest, blondest Aryan than they are to an abo.

Huff literally anything you can get your hands on to the extent that local supermarkets need to keep fucking deodorant under lock and key while also being so mind-blowingly retarded the government funds an awareness campaign on why sleeping in the middle of the fucking road is a bad idea.

...

they invented the practice of ripping a woman's uterus out with a stick
also the practice of feeding every other child to the one before so they get superpowers
also the practice of splitting a dude's dick in half and fucking it like a hotdog in a bun

just copy and paste the youtube link you dumb abo

is this true

>Goon bag x F
>Pick fights with strangers x F
>Pass out on bus
>Repeat

yeah you can probably find a source on /pol/ if you find a thread about abos

>true
>/pol
pick one
Also, be wary of gaining 25lb of pure lard while you are at it.

They're pretty fuckin raw with spears user

your ancestors were crumpets ya boi

They were subject to great evolutionary pressure, as in "only the most hardcore survive childhood" cuz shit climate and no resources. Lack of resources is also the reason they never mastered agriculture and built cities and formed kingdoms and shit.