Fighter>BBer

I agree, it's a primal instinct. I was a hater until i got into a pro boxing ring, now i'm learning MMA it's like nothing else.

And you also want to tell EVERYONE about it, cool but really noone gives a shit about you grappling naked men except you

I know how to fight, I did boxing, but I never get a reason to actualy hit someone. Last time it happened I was in 6th grade probably and I'm 28 now.

Well u didn't learn anything at all. This big bastard comes at u, you better hope u have some technique behind u.
MMA is all about leaving ego's at the door, its a crazy sport for a reason, and thinking your gonna school professional fighters because u hit the weights won't cut it. Not to say there isn't fucking looming giants in MMA, there is a huge steroid problem in most sports although its being cleaned up thanks to USADA

>I know how to fight
>Last time it happened I was in 6th grade
Pick one, user.

There's a thread centred around my passion dumbass, in the end I want to change people's minds about things

It happened irl in 6th grade, I did boxing when I was 24-26, but never had a chance to fight anywhere but the gym.

I think youre mad that you dont get to kick anyones ass like in the movies

That's that idea bro, I hope nobody ever has to use fighting anywhere else besides the ring.

Also, why do fighters always want to fight everyone yet they say theyre disciplined and are leading a more confident way of life?

>66kg manlet
pls go

who fucking cares. Street fighting/martial arts has been obsolete since the chinese invented gunpowder.

Yes I would kick your ass with my gun because Im not a baboon/nigger who only knows how to be a brute.

>Falling for the 'I am a fighter meme'.
They're not fighters bro, true marital artists are at peace with themselves and the world.

You want to fight bro?

If u like taking naps on concrete floors i'll help u out

>you wouldn't say that to his face

Im actually homeless and that really hit home

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So whats the point then? MA are mostly cardio and don't give you a good body, and the main reason why I stopped is that every sparring left me feeling like shit, getting hit in the head/face left me with terrible headaches, while heavy lifting sessions always leave me feeling great. Also 9/10 serios fighters I know are cocky assholes and 9/10 of competing lifters I konw are great in person.

My condolences bro

not him but actually i lift because i enjoy gaining strength

it's like a video game but real life

This dyel would wreck all of you in seconds with his cyborg power. All your weights and protein bars mean nothing on the streets

Not him, but I would certanly say it to his face and if he beats the shit out of me I'll be able to sue him for half of his money and never have to work again. We're not in the jungle, fighting skills doesn't give you that much power.

>Implying I would fight anyone
>Implying I wouldn't spread my ass
What are you OP, some kind of faggot?

>mma class
People actually go to mma classes?

Me too. Where you based? Here in Scandinavia it's actually not all that bad. Need to blow in a in alcometer daily and submit urine samples weekly to keep my place at this shelter, but otherwise it's pretty alright.

Life was pretty rough a couple years back, the last six months I've been addressing my problems and getting my shit together.

This
He is The Champion. Most complete fighter in the world. Undisputed 147-0

i've boxed for about 6 months, i reckon i could take this guy on

i could snap this twig in half. don't come round here coming round here

You're confusing martial arts with a street fight. There are rules in martial arts. In a street fight he would get smashed with a road sign and die. Or stabbed. Or both.

I've never fought in my 25 years of life. Seriously, if you like fighting, do it. If you have some argument with someone, fighting won't really solve it.

>>>>>powerlifting
>>>>>olympic weightlifting
>>>>>strongman

wow, you guys really showed that muscular man. now get back to grappling skinny faggots on a mat

Serious question
Assume am about 1/2/3/4 strong, 6'0 and 190 lbs. Zero fighting experience. As average as it gets.
I have to fight a guy of this caliber. Realistically I can't even hope to land a hit, much less win.
Is there a chance that I can last for more than 15 seconds without passing out, if I immediately curl up like an armadillo? I'll be in a corner, my back against the wall, neck covered by hands, ribs covered by elbows, face between knees, abdomen and nuts behind crossed shins.

im a vegan. glad to see a fellow faggot on Veeky Forums

i would say it to his face, if say it to the top of his head as i look down at him

You wouldn't keep an intact nose though.

great, a skinny white dude who looks like a heroin addict. i bet the girls are wet

id pick that faggot up like a schoolgirl picking up her hamster.

weight classes are not patriarchal systems of oppression bro.

He'd probably knock you out from one punch alone. Most people can't handle even that.

Where would he land it?
Assume the fight starts with me far enough away from him, so that there is enough time for me to crouch down like a faggot and protect my vitals (as described in )

>complains that bodybuilders lift to impress skanky whores
>then states that REAL women like skinny dyel faggots
>thinks walking like you're holding two sheep under your arms whilst rocking 14 inch biceps is the supreme posture

i can smell the insecurity through my laptop

jesus you guys really are retarded. fifty replies to obvious bait..

Jokes on you OP, I'm pretty sure I can run faster for at least 10 seconds.

>implying this isnt all bait

>can no longer see the insecurity of no-neck bubbled up bodybuilders whose posture is as weak as their fake muscles
>thinks posture just deals with the size of the body
>thinks that real women like roided faggots. Best of luck getting your own Sarah Piana, kek

The insecurity you smell is your own, user. Sorry to break it to you.

He's not that skinny. Just looks like it when cutting water weight to 145lbs.

OP here. Just listen to his interviews. The mental game of this guy is off the chart.
That level of self confidence is the type of thing that gets you what you want in life.
This is some Law of Attraction level shit.

Look him up he'd wreck u m8

Good job bro, we are all gonna make it.

>Slapped to death by a skinnyfat Mexican lanket

LMAO

>skinnyfat
That does not mean what you think it means
>Mexican
He's Irish
>Slapped to death
More like knocked out cold by the first punch.

These tough keyboard warriors are delusional beyond help. lol.

id wreck his gf whilst he sits in the corner and cries. street fighting and ring fighting are chalk and cheese

no, all i can smell is your wifes pussy on my face. i can tell your a tumblr faggot. Real women, as opposed to what, holographic women? when you walk around no one notices, you go to a club and you're ignored. then you start throwing punches like a cave animal, and everyone thinks, "why is that manlet getting mad, must have small man syndrome"

meanwhile i got bitches feeling my huge biceps and ripped body. stay mad bro.

My gf is working, I think that smell if from your mouth. You should probably stop sucking your dads cock after he's finished fucking your mum.

Real women, as oposed to the skanks you hope to impress in the club by being the "big guy everyone notices". People just laugh at you. They look at you and then comment amongst themselves "look at that gigantic insecure faggot. All that dynamite, such a small fuse".
Enjoy not ever being able to have a discussion with anyone without hearing "calm your roidrage, fatto"
Enjoy not being able to sustain a blow to the jaw.
Enjoy being everyone's laughing stock.

He is not even close to been a hungry skeleton or DYEL

Body dysmorphia much ?

>Lmao this autismo
What did you post in a cbt and get btfo? 6 months progress and you aren't jack so you decided to flail at a speed bag and now you feel big. You sound like a fucking atheist trying to impress someone with his superior intellect. At least you won't get Cheeto stains on your gloves since the fingers are cut off

Kek b8t
Gorrila warfare itt

Oh so you are impressed with my intellect? At least you recognize that.

If it didn't seem obvious to you, the hole point of posting CBT is exactly the kind of beta shit BBrs do. All about image, nothing of value on the inside. No spirit whatsoever.

That's for making my point for me. Go lift some more, fatto.

>Oh so you are impressed with my intellect?
>the hole point

u had me man, u had me. points for trollin, but i have to deduct some for fucking it up and exposing yourself.

Stop trying, faggot. You're embarrassing all the other BBrs. God knows they don't need anymore embarrassment.

What's the point of anything?

Something less severe but similar happened in my kickboxing class. We had this one 6"4' pretty muscular guy, but he had zero coordination. Everybody was scared of training with him, but his punches were pretty weak. His front kicks however were devastating. It's the same movement as a leg press however.

Charlie pls go

Yes, and?

It was a fun run friendo :^)

Yeah but he looks like a meth head lol

This board autistically rants about lifting to better yourself and then freaks out when someone tries to better themselves?

why are martial artist fags so insecure? Why do they constantly feel the need to shit on bodybuilders and strength sports? Like no shit someone who has TRAINED to fight is going to be better at fighting than someone who lifts.

Why do you faggots care so much?

> -t. boxer

>implying you can't be both huge and a great fighter

>Conrad Mcgillitappy
>wrecking anyone

Fucking lel

He's going to get raped by Diaz again, and after that he'll vacate his belt and proceed to become a gatekeeper at LW, where the entire top 5 are nightmare matchups for him

The meme is over

Good thing I don't fight with professional MMA fighters, only with drunk manlets who feel like they can take me and have something to prove because 'lifting doesn't teach you how to fight' without actually ever having fought themselves

I don't drink too much so i win most scuffles, fighting someone severely intoxicated while you're tipsy at best is like being fucking Neo form the matrix man

>better yourself
>mma
If getting your face fucked up is your idea of becoming better, fine.

I think anyone that doesnt know a martial art isnt a real man t b h

Most don't involve striking and in those that do unless you're competing you're never going 100%. It's good exercise, it's fun as hell, and it's a huge confidence booster

There's a reason why most women will say that the most fuckable athletes of any sport are soccer players. Women want muscle definition, but are generally (obviously this does not apply to 100% of women) more interested in athletic builds. Shit we'd call dyel is more than enough for ladies.

That's why you gotta lift for yourself, senpai.

>Not just going for the eyes
>Not breaking fingers
>Not fighting as dirty as possible

Fighters are incredibly autistic.

This is the equivalent to going up to a professional tennis player and saying
"You might have won gold at tennis but I'll kick you ass" lifting and training to fight are two separate things, but immature fags want to fight everyone they see for no other reason then they are jelly.

In the side of the ribs.

This. Kick the kneecaps and nuts, punch the throat.

WHATEVER IT TAKES

>McTappy
>Not tapping when you've been beat and there's no way out

The rematch is going to be great, I'm betting on full-camp Diaz. McGrooger needs to work some fucking leg kicks instead of his fancy Avatar flailing.

>implying you can't train aesthetics and combat sports simultaneously

>when you get heemed by a DYEL

Do you spend a lot of time watching TED talks?

Don't forget to headbutt.

youtu.be/XVRVyMixy7I

Can someone please explain this guy to me? please.

>It's the same movement as a leg press however.
too bad there is no fighting move that's the same motion as a dick suck. He would have wrecked you all.

kek

KEK this dude is a complete psycho, hes the worst human imaginable and I can't stop laughing at the shit he does

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