Serious question. Is it possible for an Asian to achieve bear mode? Pic related is the closest I've seen

>those porkers
t-they're going to be eaten, aren't they?

That's pretty much why we make them.

No, but they may achieve Panda mode.

How do I into Mongolian highlander mode?

yak milk and butter

>asian boys are always the fuckboy kind of asians
>japanese, koreans are strong af

Routine?

u are the dumbest nigger alive

I want to cop OP shirt

Anyone know where I can buy it?

Pillage x F
Wife steal x 5
Pour molten silver into caliph's ear and eyes x 5

man pinoy

what does it says

>Wife steal x 5
Can I steal boyslaves instead?

Hope to God that Genghis Khan killed your beta fag male ancestor and deposited his alpha-as-Fuck conqueror genes in the hungry womb of your female ancestor.

Oops meant to quote

What if I'm Han and most likely already have native Mongol blood?

actually i feel so bad for the piggies

LMAO2PIG!

Mongol blood isn't necessarily the same as Khan blood. Your chances of having actual conqueror blood in you is pretty low unless your ancestry is from the northern parts of China (e.g. Beijing, Heilongjiang, etc). If you're from the southern parts of China (i.e. Guangzhou), it's likely you're the descendent of the beta fag lyrics-writing-poem-loving Song dynasty Han (who ran away like rats when the great khan came to burn the effeminate faggotry out of China)

>tfw maternal grandpa is from Shanghai and paternal grandpa is from Shandong
Time to fulfill my destiny

Aint you ever seen no 80's martial arts films you weeaboo motherfucker

This guy fucked Van Damme up

Basically it says 2012 strength competition of some Chinese province. Can't read it all

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Yeah dude i'm gonna watch movies from 36 years ago

[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]

CHONG LI CHONG LI CHONG LI

Are you hating on Bloodsport?

Well that's why we slay the pussy on a daily basis and you jerk off 12 times a day to your anime - you got no game son

All your role models wear skinny jeans and use 'product' in their hair

Asians do actually, just less than others.

You're a fucking retard

i feel bad for those piggies ;_;

they don't deserve this

you're a gay mangs queer arent you

Google Gengoroh Tagame. You're welcome, senpai.

lol, this whole thread.

Calm down, tiger. It's bedtime for you.

Bolo Yeung is on more roids than any asian ever.

They don't have enough bodyhair and mostly they are too short.

Do u eat meat

It's not so different actually. Just that sumo wrestlers benefit from being super heavy and so the fat is welcomed along the muscle, but a lot of sumo wrestlers are not so fat anyway, the focus is on muscle strenght.

How hard is bearmode to achieve?

Yes

can't really be bearmode without body hair

Nice cognitive dissonance

if youre mongolian or some kind of central asian ethnic it shouldn't be to hard. japanese or korean will be hard.

You need body to be a bear -- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture) -- but not to be bear mode; pic related

*you need body hair

Only teddy bear mode

>shanghai
>north
Shandong chinese are pretty bear mode though

Guy on the left i worked with. Hes like 6'4"

Well it's a part of life, no sense in trying to run away from it by telling myself "they're just stupid pigs and they deserve it", because they're not stupid and they don't deserve death.

But at the same time, I'm not going pretend my body doesn't derive benefits from consuming meat and that I'm somehow holier than you by being vegan.

Instead, it's coming to terms with the undeniable fact life has a side of inevitable cruelty to it because in the end, we're still very much the same soulless savage animals who prowl the Serengeti as our ancestors were.