Does anyone else not like this app...

>using an app chicks use to get free meals from

no thanks. I'll just go pay for sex straight up instead of playing boring ass games if I get that desperate.

Use craigslist mate

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>dating apps

Got laid on here once although in my experience usually it doesn't go anywhere. Girls who do message back will often flake after you get their number or will flake when trying to set up date. Make it clear what you are looking for to save yourself time and effort
Went on 6 tinder dates before, only one of which was bad.
> Girl was heavier than photos indicated
> her mother called her during the date and asked to talk to me, lied and said I went to church regularly to assuage her
>brought little shit yapper dog with her. Dog had pink weave in its hair, she expected me to pet dog
>nope.jpg

>shitimbald

gets me everytime

Would smash

God, hot Asian is great but a woman with an actual sense of humor is impossible to find.

Problem is I could never wife an Asian. All my male heirs would have tiny peckers. Given that I have a 7 incher I'm barely getting by as is. I couldn't curse my sons with tiny Asian dicks and hairless bodies and faces.

what the fuck is that thing down the middle

The experience will vary greatly depending on where you are.

All i ever got from tinder was fake accounts or nothing.

Every
Fucking
Time

>three matches
>"I'm not ugly"

Keep telling yourself that bucko.

A cancer patient

fucking tell me how, every girl who's profile i look at says they aren't dtf

>downloaded app
>third girl I swiped we match
>ez 9/10
>start chatting her up
>we hit it off
>go on a date
>realize she's got some hang ups
>whatever she's super cool and she lifts (dat bod)
>we're fooling around in her bed one night
>she gets on top of me while we're making out
>she gets off and lies on the other side of the bed facing away from me
>she assumed i wasn't into it cause I didn't have a rock hard boner
>okay.tiff
>leave the next morning
>don't talk to her for a week
>she texts me a week later with an inside joke
>ha ha
>she apologizes for what happened
>a little while later...
>she has feelings for me
>wants to date
>then doesn't want to date
>doesnotcompute.exe
>tell her to delete my number cause im sick of her shit
>dont talk to her for ~7 months
>feelsgoodman

she was the hottest girl i've ever been with but holy fuck she had esteem issues. basically, if you wanna fuck around, use tinder, if you're looking for a relationship, stay the fuck off tinder cause a lot of the girls have hang ups.

Tinder pretty much killed any little confidence I had in my ugly looks.

Meanwhile, on Chads tinder:

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Do all Canadian women look like overweight feminists now??

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You must be absolutely disgusting in bed if you're barely getting by with 7 inches. What do you do, try to duck their noses or something?

Yes but their IQ would increase. By the time theyre adults there will probably be fordable penis extensions

:^(

This desu

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Shit, it works for me. I'd consider myself pretty well average. Okcupid works better than Tinder; you can filter out the crazy.

Everyone who's used Tinder knows it's bullshit.

I'm an ok looking guy with solid game, it takes me thousands of swipes to match with a girl I would even consider talking to, yet I can pull a 7/10 in an hour in real life.

It's not about needing it you virgin. It just makes life easier if you're fine with fucking sluts

Reminder that apps are a SUPPLEMENT for interaction irl

>9/10 on top of you
>dick isn't diamonds

I-is this normal?

they all look retarded

It's just a fucked up economy. I remember reading somewhere that women only swipe right on 10% of the guys they see. Everyone's standards gets magnified enormously on Tinder (especially any girl over a 6) and since you only get judged on your looks, it's hard to get any match unless you're very photogenic and are real attractive.

Add on top if this fake accts and 9 out of 10 women will never follow up they just tinder for shits and giggles

>get an instant match with a 6/10
>get excited
>it's just a bot

prolly not

probably too much porn, and/or depression.

I never tried Tindr but I've used Tantan which is the Chinese version

I have gotten a few matches but the girls eventually say they are too afraid of "foreigners" (white) and end up never meeting. I only used it for a month and got like 4 matches then I deleted it because the traffic is kind of slow and like I said the matches didn't amount to anything

>craigslist
you'd have less chance of getting an std rubbing your dick all over a public bathroom.

Alright cucks, I'm gonna share with you an advanced technique because you clearly need all the help you can get. The name is Tinder Capacitor.

Finally a Chad on Instagram that looks vaguely like you would if you actually lifted (so no cross race shit or somebody with different haircolour from you). Nobody super famous though.

Reset your Tinder and put Chad's photos on. Make sure you use non douchy photos. Headshot, fun activity photo, preferably pets, maybe an occasional grill so you don't look completely autist.

Leave your profile up for a bit. Minimum 3 days, but longer would be better. After the capacitor charges, swap to your own pics and start swiping.

You'll get shitloads of matches. Come up with a vaguely funny line (no archaeology lines) and send it to all the matches. Try not to fuck up responses by being an autist.

This relies on the fact that grills will swipe you with Chad photos and then when you swipe them in response they won't be able to remember you specifically (since they've swiped a bunch of people).

Fake accts.
Did they send you any pics? Google reverse search them

Is this a boy or a girl. She wants to get high and fuck.

>(since they've swiped a bunch of people).

Girls don't swipe a bunch of people though.

fucking brilliant

still, girls act like fucking cunts if you don't have the 10/10 chiseled jaw on tinder

I've met a handful off tinder and they are surprisingly worse than chicks you would meet in a bar or nightclub. Call me a troll or try it yourself

When I was single I used it at work and on the toilet. I didn't ever set up dates for weekends so I could go out and meet real women.

I picked up some fun and easy 7/10 girls on Tinder, most of them actually looked better than their photos in my opinion, I was pretty surprised. Got a bit tired of it though after about 2 months, just got burnt out checking the damn thing all the time.

Still, they get more matches than chad ever will.
Girls dont even look at your profile 99.9% of the time, they have too many guys to sort through

It's not surprising. No normal, attractive girl needs Tinder to get some dick.

guy

plug in your phone

>I am attracted to degenerate white girls like this

I blame my mother

It is if you are older than 16
How the fuck do you get a ROCK HARD boner from kissing and body contact through clothes unless you are a virgin?

Where am I gonna find a Chad that looks like me? Also girls arent mentally retarded that wont notice a change in pics.

I am not including the fake accounts because there were a lot for sure lol

I ended up taking with the 4 on wechat for a while. One girl in particular even after I deleted the app for a few weeks but after she graduated she kind of just stopped responding in any sort of relevant way

Why are there so many fake accounts though? I didn't understand that

How can you tell?

>she
murder that boipucci tho yolo

Scam fishing or just inflating users

>your dick stops working after 16
What is with this meme

dammit chad

>Kissless handholdless virgin
>Online dating will solve this!
>Msg 50 girls so far
>20 replies
>10 first dates
>0 second dates
>Still a kissless handholdless virgin

How am I doing fit

1/5 is pretty good user for actual meetup

>tfw dont have a car and need girls to pick me up for dates

So you're not ugly by any means but you're autistic?

>tfw the only girls that want to meet up with you are looking for serious relationships

i dont want to be your provider , bitch

Be yourself guys

what is with this new blue star shit

Post face. You must be using a catfish chad account

you get one 'super like' a day that notifies the other person that you did it

New generation growing up with Internet pornography familia

Girls dig confidence

ugly girl

After having many cringe worthy dates and unsuccessful relationships because of tinder I can assure you the problem lies with the user base

>;)

Fair enough

>not ugly by any means but you're autistic
This is the best compliment that fit has ever given me

But yeah, you tell me. I think I just keep picking out weirdos. We talk a bunch, meet up, then utter radio silence, every time. Is that common?

Come the fuck on mate everyone knows having a foregin accent is easymodo

Can't help you there. Could be luck could be the girls are autistic could be you're autistic could be any combination of things. But if you're getting matches from girls that aren't fat or ugly then at least you know you're not ugly.

It definitely helps

I love this app. Its gotten me laid so
Many times and recently a 9/10 latina gf.

>Ilka

I wouldn't even penetrate that from 100 feet with a harpoon.

Are you handsome? Post pic of yourself.

Fake account fag

get tinder plus plus on pc u plebs

Agreed

> believing random skanks on a hook up app

I'm 30 and get hard from hugging my gf for more than 5 minutes.

Sorry about your
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>hugging for 5 minutes
You're a virgin, aren't you?

Errytime

Been fapping to porn since I was 13 or 14. Literally zero problems.

Haven't been that since I was 17 m8. Sorry your dick's busted.

They don't actually mean they're necessarily not dtf. It just means they're tired of all the guys who lead with "dtf?" and say nothing else.