MIRIN Thread

Haha, good one.

Post Dachshund pls

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>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?

lol man she gave it to you too easy

> she asks if I found everything I need today
> no, I only need one thing more, your number ;)

I don't know what icf is and I really don't care, but if you're only 6 weeks into lifting, please don't wear tank tops to the grocery store.

DERR MUBFUCKIN AUTOSM

I too know this feel

At least you get mired

>At club with friends
>Chat up a girl I've met once before
>Make fun of her, tease her, act like a cocky cunt
>mfw she says "your muscle and shitty attitude are driving me crazy" and goes to kiss me

Having muscles and being a dick is happiness bros

Nice arms brah, I'm trying to get mine bigger currently.
How much work do you do for your triceps?

I was hoping there would be more pictures of chicks with big tits in this thread

the story behind this picture is muh dick

Any of you bros get hit on at the gym by ladies?

It's kind of annoying. Fuck off and let me work out in peace.

>buying grocery store whey protein

this is the correct answer

I'm in Cringe City right now

>tfw pupper is better with women than you

delet this

I hate how youtubers made it seem like getting a girl's number means she's your gf.
ANY girl that isn't a bitch with inflated ego or a sociopath will give you a number if asked, not a lot are brave enough to turn someone down face to face. Some might give you a fake number and hope you won't dial them on the spot and some might give you their real one but ignore you. I've tried opening with a phone call and/or texts (youth nowadays are very autistic about talking on the phone and would rather communicate a message via 40 texts instead of a 15 seconds call) and some replied, some ignored, some even told me they thought about it and are not "ready for this/not interested".
Point is, getting a phone number only means you're not a complete tard and have balls to initiate an approach

>youth nowadays are very autistic about talking on the phone and would rather communicate a message via 40 texts instead of a 15 seconds call
You're the autist if you don't understand why that's the case.

I'm in my mid 30s and married now so I'm not familiar with the reasoning. Why don't you explain it to me then?

ICF is Blahino's beginner's routine

Aww did a millennial take your job?

I'm not sure what or why you're trying to be vitriolic. And no, millennial are too scared of my field, I'm not worried at all about that

Is that my boy Hemmingway?

What really happened

>out walking
>"hey do you the direction to this plce"
>"u-uhm y-yes it's t-that way"
>"Thanks"
>girl leaves

Fixed it for you guys - this sounds not so bad

>where can I find your phone number?

Kek

Autists basically think getting a phone number is like getting to 3rd base because it's a female interaction they had that didn't end in laughter, ridicule or rejection. You're totally right

>vitriolic
That's a big word

>For you

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Some call it a blessing
I call it a curse
;_;

Fucking this and dubs confirm

insecure faggot detected

>Micro orgasm

It means they want you to get them pregnant, user.

Don't tell me that you think they'll say something like that to your face. They want you to go thrusty-thrusty!

>alway been kinda the shy guy, therefor never used social media
>open a facebook account because I moved abroad and travel a lot due to work
>I just keep updating my facebook so friends and family know what I'm doing, just to keep them updated
>my boss is really into the whole BJJ/UFC shit, I tried it and also fell in love
>so I signed up and train for almost two years now
>one day my boss invites me to join him on a vacation, in combination with a training camp for a few weeks
>we chose Bali and it was a fucking blast, going to do it again next year
>back at home I upload new pictures of me doing MMA training in Bali
>me all sweaty, tanned and shirtless kicking some sandbags, surfing, having a few drinks with some gorgeous women (those yoga ladies are sexy as fuck)
>within a week I get a few new friend requests and I get a message from an unfamiliar number
>one of the friend requests was my ex, we broke up because I moved abroad like I said above and I went no contact
>the message was an old friend that friendzoned back in college
>"Hey"
>I did not answer it and was told a few days later by my buddy who this number belongs to

I assume they're mirin. If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best, bitches!

>leaving class today
>qt 5'3 quiet, nerdy girl walking behind me
>walk a few feet from the door
>she calls out "hey you're user right?"
>"yeah, what's up"
>"You look really good today! Awkward question but.....would you want to go out sometime? You just seem really cute and funny and I'd love to get to know you better."
>hfw I said nope
>hfw I walked away
>hfw it probably took a lot of courage for her to ask me only to be shot down
Also PR'd my OHP today so it's been pretty solid

Easy there Hamlet

for what purpose

He's lying to get upvotes friendo ;)

>lifting for women
Nah senpai, already have a gf and I'm not trash who cheats (like women)

first time I legitimately lold on this site in a long time

I honestly have no idea why. But thank you.

Have another on me

that better now be our boy hemingway

because if it is

I call shenanigans and your fibin on the interwebz

take ur $5 words n shuv em up ur ass fgt

You mean like your girlfriend

Not OP but I'd way rather dump a cheating gf and not cheat than cheat preemptively to get even when she might eventually cheat.

Just seems like a shitty attitude to approach a relationship with, even if all women are whores the last thing I want to lose to modern degeneracy is my moral compass.

Meant for

the absolute madman

srs though fuck you

Men arn't required to say yes to any woman that approaches them. If I did that to a woman gaurantee id get the same response Equality Bitches,

FFFAAAAAAUUURRRRKKK

Keep riding the tiger senpai, don't let others drag you down into their shit tier lives

>be me
>had been outside a lot last few days
>nice tan going
>driving along to get some groceries after leaving gym
>(nice pump going of course)
>pull up to red light
>blonde qt crossing road with some guy
>lock eyes with her for a split second
>blow her off and change song
>feeling alpha as fuck
>take a second to admire weather
>sunny day
>visit senpai
>sunny day
>cousin(15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flexes arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

kek

>cousin(15)
what

fucking degenerate

what's not to understand?
>cousin(15)
>abs
>solid

i stand corrected

>being this fucking new

It's not even an old goddamn meme.

its pasta newfag

there is nothing wrong with banging your cousin, as long as you don't knock her up.

age u fucking nitwit

im sorry i just joined Veeky Forums this week haven't seen the pasta yet

desu as long as she's not your first cousin and your family doesn't have a history of cousin banging you'd be fine

Did somebody blast you with a shotgun full of shit?

Not really mirin' but me and my girlfriend just moved to a new city to attend the same uni and im pretty aesthetic for normie standards so i tend to get a lot of looks from girls especially when i got a tanktop on. It's a uni gym so i see most of the girls from my GFs class there a lot. Most of the girls can't even make eye contact with me, my GF told me that her friends want me to help them with their workout and that "you can certainly tell he goes to the gym".

are you the fucktoy of your boss or why are you traveling with him?

> hooking up with a girl
> she moans 'I like your muscles'
> my shirt comes off
> 'holy shit'
> mfw

Now listen here you dirty, no good summerfag. I ve been on Veeky Forums for the past 8 years and by god i WILL NOT TOLERATE you treating me with such utter DISREPECT .

You WILL respect me , for i am an OLDFAG , who was shitposting when you were still in high school talking about lord of the rings with your gay little friends.

So YOU can fuck off to reddit, which is much more suitable for filthy newfags like yourself, or you can RESPECT your oldfags and maybe, just MAYBE, we'll let you stay on our website.

Kapische?

i havent seen it either honestly, but jeez man what else would 'cousin(15)' be?

>tfw I get mired for my butt by other men in the spa or changing room
I am not joking or making up a story to be funny, this is literally all I get (aside from getting mires for my outfit and "style" by gays in public)

>be on sub
>girls passing by behind my grope my butt

every fucking time

hahahahaha fuck

loool ive been here for 9, fucking newfag, 2007 - 2016, i have severe depression...

b-but they were responding to me

Hahaahah look at these new fags. I've been here since before you were born, kiddo.

that's the only reason i came here

Is this like a new prince roll or something? It's a meme within a revamped meme which was meming another meme

Pretty meta

been lurking since '05, when I was a freshman in high school, get on my level faglord

HUEHUEHUE WHITE BOI NEWFAG, IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, BOW TO ME.

I work as a bag bitch at a grocery store and there is a coworker grill who is like 3 years younger than me that I catch miring constantly. The bad part of being a bag bitch is that old women like to mire too

>at work
>qt comes over squishes my bicep and asks
>boss' name asked me to get something from the back, can you come with me
>go there talk for a bit never do anything even tho there were many signs
she had a bf which I didnt feel like cucking, feels bad because she was pretty chill

>mfw there are other dogs on Veeky Forums
Post thick juicy coat? No homo.

I had the exact same experience when i was a human skellington. girls don't know stuff

Iktf
>start to talk to this girl after a few drinks she mentions its her birthday
>say I don't belive her and continue to tease her
>she pulls out her ID as proof
>tell her "well this doesn't help I don't know what today is."
>spend the rest if the night joking with her until she says "you're a smartass"
>"yeah but you want this smartass to carry you in his arms I bet" smile, laugh and pick her up
>walk up the street with her until I put her down and kiss her

Are you 15 bro?

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sigh
>what aisle can I find the gorgeous you have all over you?

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