High test brehs thread?

high test brehs thread?

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What style of jeans do you guys wear? I cant find anything that fits like that

Womens jeans desu
Stretchy, form fitting

Should I be buying women'should jeans too? H-heh.

Yes, why wouldnt you?

508/Tapered leg but they don't make them anymore.

Why not just buy athletic fit pants?

chinos

so stretchy

>tfw my ass is not really firm and has celulite

Will running fix it? I don't want to squat because I always had a fat ass and I thought working on my glutes would just add muscles under fat.

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Mirin dick

full homo

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big benis :-------D

lol that babydick

Deposit your protein in me. No homo obviously.

postin some classic brehs

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this is by far the gayest thread of Veeky Forums right now

>tfw no Kaname bf

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nothing gay about mirin some thick legs, bro

Youre miring the ass on the guy you fucking delusional faggot
This entire thread is gay

Thicc as fucc

>'mirin masculine physique
>gay

haha what the fuck. sounds like someone is sexually insecure.

Fuck off retard

More, i need this for my fake tinder account

bro just trying to get that test going, nothing gay about this

What bf% is this?

Nothing gay about fucking another man and then sucking him off if he came before you. It's just banter you enormous faggot.

His JUST face ruins it desu.

This. There's absolutely nothing gay about having your prostate rubbed by another man's thick cock

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Just keep joking about gayness and everything. But sooner or later it will start to get in your heads and you will aks yourself maybe i can try just once, i've been joking about it for quite some time now, now i want the real deal.

And then you will be sucking the D and your face will be covered in semen

good thing paul and andre fags stopped shitting up the board with their mongoloid pics

justin/klokov/steve forever

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D-daddy??

There's literally nothing gay about sucking duck.

are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?

1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.

all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

Having cum on your face is good for the skin. And sucking dick is free protein, how is that gay?

>face covered in semen
>not asking your gym bro to feed you his protein directly into your mouth

You won't make it, sensei.

at first i thought you were being ironic but you actually made some pretty good arguments

>posting twinks and anime girls

pls

This guy gets it. It's no coincidence that one of the most powerful ancient civilizations has places where naked men can enjoy each other's intellectual and physical company.

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go away trappy.

Someone post the titty-sucking wemb pls

But I'm not mentally ill

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Kek you're going to trigger some of the fags here

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>when he slaps his ass

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>tfw it's something so simple and you can't ever have it.

JUST

>you can't ever have it.
Why? Tons of beefy gay dudes out there.

Sorry, that pic just hits hard, idk why. Shouldn't blog-post but I can't date men, it would ruin me. And thicc girls don't date people beat so hard with the ugly stick as I am. Stuck out alone on both fronts, so I get mad.

getting partners as a fag is literally the easiest out of all pairings.

go on grindr or craigslist. hell, just go to a gay bar and get swarmed because you're fresh meat.

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>biscum

you deserve loneliness desu.

Joocy

>tfw 18 years old, 119lbs and 5'4"

I was born to be a powerbottom trap

>tfw no gymbro

pretty disgusting tbqh

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Trace Michaels
>>/hm/

>pretty disgusting
you're making me sad user

Post dicc already.

You should refrain from posting your frail feminine body and start eating.

>eating
absolutely disgusting, I want to keep having my petite body for as long as I can.

>trap
Gross. just beef up and be a normal power bottom.

Am I getting closer brehs?

K bby, let's talk again when gay death catches up and you're a washed up 3rd rate twink.

>DYEL trap
>poweranything
Lmao. You're born to raise your ass and take cocks like the good little slut you are.

>You're born to raise your ass and take cocks like the good little slut you are.
literally what powerbottom means.

Legs look juicy, but the tat ruins it desu

Except that it isn't. Do you not understand what the "power" in powerbottom means?

Looks beefy to me. :3
I like your tats.

Because fat powerbottoms are physically attractive.

I didn't say anything about getting fat.

No, it literally does not, you amateur faggotto.

Power+anything implies you're filling the dominant role.
You wouldn't even have enough strength to push back on a cock with your famished 115lbs body.

This guy has a super thicc dicc.

P-pics?

Don't be a lazy cumhound, read the filename and google him.
He's also a convicted child rapist.

>He's also a convicted child rapist.
My dick just got flaccid in record time

kek

not sure if straight fag, or (You) hunter

How much do you squat, need a nice ass bro. Used to skip leg day got alot.of criticism, now do leg day.

>dumb DYEL twink gets embarrassed and ornery after getting called out for being stupid

>people call me out on my autismo
>MUST BE SAMEFAG OR HETEROSCUM!!

nah, you're just stupid hunty.

i'm not the twink who posted.

if you were actually a top, which by your insecurity i can tell you aren't, you'd know that powerbottom only means they're very experienced and desirable bottoms.

you got your definition from hollywood or frat bros, probably.

you're embarrassing yourself tbqh senpai, just stop.

I wish someone would take a candid pic of my ass desu

You wouldn't know if someone had, though.

This is beautiful user

True. Guess I could fap to the thought that it's possible.