Hey Veeky Forums, I'm a guy and I'm thicc as hell. I've always felt really bag about it. Do ladies like a thicc guy...

Hey Veeky Forums, I'm a guy and I'm thicc as hell. I've always felt really bag about it. Do ladies like a thicc guy? If not, what can I do to reduce butt size?

I don't squat btw

breh

Learn to spell you, fat fucking faggot.

Your glutes cannot be too big, unless you get implants or inject synthol.

Post pics of your glutes.
I Have a feeling they are small af

Just go gay and become a bottom

Post ass

BREHHHHHS

Not OP but same problem.
my ass puts most big booty hoes to shame fr
I need help yo

The lack of ass pics in this thread is infuriating

Ass or gtfo.

Lean how to use commas properly, you stupid dumbass. Also learn wtf a meme is you THICC headed reddit fag.

i thought that was a picture of your mum

if you mean thicc as in big ass/thighs but not fat, you've won. not a single sane person on earth would turn down a great ass. male or female.

>Do ladies like a thicc guy?
ye
praise thy booty

I love myself a thick bear dude but all of them end up being literal bears, aka gay dudes

I didn't wake up today thinking I'd eventually want to fuck a blimp.

Yet here I am

have you been able to find a straight bear? ):

yup yup yup
for the good of the people, do not reduce the butt size
is a real problem

>Its a blimp thread

Literal bears are not gay dudes. Literal bears are bears.

English language has more than enough intensifiers for you to get your message across, that's not what that word is for. Critterfucker.

please take my virginity

>Literal bears are not gay dudes. Literal bears are bears.

Laughed way too hard at that, now going to sleep. Thanks :)

>Autism: The Post

How can you satisfy this without a 747

same here
used to get laughed at in elementary school
20 years later and i still got that thiqq ghetto booty
no matter how lean i get my fat ass always sticks out

B R E H S
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I appreciated your joke friend.

kek

Underrated

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How did this plague of people using "literally" incorrectly even start?