Want girlfriend

...

>want gf
>fap
>want gf more since I could be banging her instead of my hand

Make it stop

>my gf told me she came even though she fell asleep with me inside her

>Want girlfriend
>Fap
>Want boyfriend

>Fuck someone's gf
>later when using her laptop I find out her bf visits boards.Veeky Forums.org/fit/
>tfw I don't even lift, I just like shitposting here

>have gf
>fuck her
>don't want gf

...

>tfw never do cardio
>tfw banging gf round 2
>sacrilege amounts of sweat dripping from forehead
>literally drops of sweat hitting her face
>hfw she turns on the lights and notice

>Go to massage parlor
>Fugg
>Regret but also disgusted by any female

Lasts a few days before I'm back to wallowing in tfwnogf

>fuck girl
>cum
>No longer want anything to do with her

Happened the first time with my current gf. Just means you need to cut back on dat deathgrip.

>Fucking at a massage parlor

How?
I thought it was handjobs at most.

What about those hugs user
Hugs are pretty damn nice

>blissful state

>don't fap
>dick shrivels up
>head gets dry
>thinner when hard, smaller when soft
>fap
>juicy looking and thick
>head is moist
>full mast erections
>wanna fuck all the time

Nofap is meemz

>fap
>fap
>fap.

>have fwb
>soft, tight pussy
>feels like im fucking soft wet silk
>she cums easy, cums alot
>takes less than 2 mins with a just one finger
>cuddle, kiss, say ILoveYou's

>go back to our partners

>have gf
>rough, loose pussy
>feels like im fucking sandpaper
>takes forever for her to cum, 30 mins minimum, no matter the foreplay
>uses that fucking Wand on herself to get off
>never cuddle lovingly after sex

W-wait are girls not into this?

My gf said she liked it. Do I need to do cardio if I sweat a lot during sex Veeky Forums?

>be outgoing because horny
>fap
>i now am a recluse

Then for you, nofap is not a meme user.

>Think I want a girlfriend
>Finally get one in bed
>As soon as I nut I want her to go home so I can play video games

>being outgoing is objectively good
I'm not so sure...

Well I took that as you wanting to be outgoing. If you don't then by all means touch your dick as much as you want.

>fap 5 times per day
>fuck my GF 3 times per day

Dat test bruh

>think about ex-gf
>fap to ex-gf
>realize she will never want you back

this makes me sad

>have gf
>5 year anniversary tonight
Meh

>flirt with qt3.14 chinese astrophysicist student
>fap
>want her to sit on my face

I can't wait to go to China.

Why are you with your partner?

>Want GF

>Workout

>youtube.com/watch?v=M37HHf099oM

>do no fap
>realize it doesn't matter because I'm ugly and mentally ill
>become homocidal
>fap
>become suicidal

Idk tbqh
Because i like the security of a gf maybe

>>Want boyfriend
>>Fap
>>Want boyfriend to cuddle with even more
>wake up alone as i have for the last 26 years
>imagine i have a cute boyfriend to cuddle with

i'm so lonely and isolated, i need to get away from here and leave my emotional baggage behind me

>discovered nofap
>eventually discovered how to have multiple male orgasms
>get into Scandinavian Semen Reabsorption
>no longer feel any need for a gf
>have transcended these primitive impulses

Truer words were never spoken. We're kind of messed up as a species.

Suggest a legit Tinder bio for me
No memes pls

I'm a black guy in college trying to maximize my time while I take classes in a Southern city this summer

Fampai gets it.

Why don't u get a bf. It's not hard

>Scandinavian Semen Reabsorption
What?

are you me? except i fapped like 6 hours before

>Scandinavian Semen Reabsorption
you must explain

How to get rock solid boners anons?

Was banging my gf last night and my dick was at like 90% the whole time until I came

how to fix

pls respond :c

stay away from white women and maybe I'll give you some pointers

>want to fap
>fap
>want to die

Just be like "I'll bet you a chipotle bowl with guac that I can make sure you never go back"

Verbally kekked

Stop being a fag

Since you're gay you could prob just pull up pics of some cocks on your phone to look at or something.

But im not gay

>uses that fucking Wand on herself to get off
kek

>want gf
>fap
>still want gf because still alone

I fap as a way to mentally sustain myself. Kinda like a prescribed daily dosage. Just to keep the feels in check

>gf on her rag
>fap
>4 more days to go

>when you forget your trip is on

>go to asian massage parlor
>during table shower the girl starts playing with my dick
>then during massage she gets on top and starts fingering my asshole
>she does it for like 10 minutes
>cum buckets

am I gay brehs?

I feel you bruh

the girl im with is super into the sweat. mid sex she wrapped her legs around my ass and brought me in to lick the sweat off of my face

shit was hot as fuck both literally and figuratively.

>never had a gf
>never kissed a girl
>hugged girls but only in middle schools
>no girl has wanted to hug me since 9th grade
I just want to hug. I remember it always felt really good but only lasted a few seconds. I just want a long hug from a qt girl.

I dont understand what happened. Girls would always ask me to hug them but after 9th grade it stopped.

>prostate stimulation

no, perfectly normal. the orgasm is much better.

>fucking girl from behind
>she splits her ass and vagoo
>take a whiff
>lose boner

Goooooooogle it

licking the sweat off my ex's armpits was one of the hardest and turned on I've ever been. Fucking love sweat

that feel

>want to suck dick
>fap
>don't want to suck dick

if it makes you feel any better, EVERY girl wants to hug once theyre out of high school

>Fucked a girl at a ball tournament last weekend. Was kinda wasted when we fucked.
>All week thought about how nice it might be to have someone around again.
>went for drinks and pool last night
>Fucked her again
>This time basically sober
>it was alright but something was off
>bailed on her tonight
>might not see her again
>might try again, not sure at this point

I'm like a dog chasing cars, as soon as i get one, I don't know what to do with it. Gonna just keep losing weight, it's helped my odds so far.

Wh

>want to taste cum
>bend mouth under penis
>about to cum
>lose interest
>still force yourself to cum
>cum in your mouth

hey me too, I'm so conflicted. I figure that I will always be horny so a gf would be nice overall.

Besides girl friend material needs to be friend material, not just girl. This way after you jizz, you won't mind hanging out with her.

Japan really needs to deliver.

>hungry
>eat
>not hungry anymore
What's your point op?

degenerate fuck

Yeah, me too, man. The key for me is to look forward and recognize all the opportunities and events still to come. No sense fretting over something that didn't work out and you can't change.

My nigga, same. sometimes I crave strange and fuck some sluts then just record it to jerk it later, sluts love getting taped

If you fap with anything more than a picture and imagination you're doing it wrong.

I know that feel, bro. FWB would get close then push away because she was just out of a relationship and didn't want to "jump right back in."

GF let me hit it raw every time, which made up for looseness and fact that she wasn't as hot as FWB.

Im in college now. Still girls dont hug me.

do you initiate?

My roomate just got cuffed so I have no one to play wingman anymore I'm too strong minded that to be dating these whores

No. I dont usually talk to girls.

Lately some freshman approached me and i guided her somewhere but no hug or anything.

well start fucking talking and make some friends. Friends lead to hugs and better. People don't usually just randomly hug each other when they just met

I dont think i can do that.

Just fucking do it already or you'll never learn

Im a manlet. Either way ill never learn.

The best one is
Get ready to cum, get into position, cum on face and into mouth, instantly realize what a horrid thing you've done and how gross this is, finish and take a shower reflecting on what actions lead you to this point in your life.

should have rubbed it into your skin and tasted some
nourishment

>fucking girl i took home
>"you can do anything you want to me"
>think to myself but i dont want to
>mfw

well first things first, how autistic and/or fat are you?

>fucking some chick I met 6 hours ago
>drunk as shit
>go soft inside her
>pretend to pass out
>she leaves in the morning
>shower and reflect on how little of a man I am

Less drunk and you'll be golden.

Iktf except I questioned if I was straight for a month

>constantly depressed
>feels like a loser
>never had a gf ever
>fap to forget about the pain
>find a good JOI milf porn
>cum buckets
>feels good
>turn computer off
>good feels slowly go away as I go to bed
>lay in bed feel like a pathetic loser

Shits been like this for years. I don't jerk off too often, but when I do those bad feels come back stronger.

I need a gf