Military Press

>good morning
>good afternoon
>y-you too

>decline press
>do it anyway

>bench press
>i'm actually pushing a barbell

>dumbbell flyes
>remain on the ground

>deadlift
>Not dead

>french press
>not french

always my favorite

>concentration curls
>I'm watching tv meanwhile

some of this are pretty good. not bad for a summer. I won't say which ones. I want all of you to feel special.

>curls
>hair is still straight
???

>calf raise
>im not a farmer

>barbell rows
>landlubber

kekking

>skullcrushers
>my head is intact

???

Kek/10

>take protein
>I don't become a pro

>squats
>not on designated street

>snatch pull
>still virgin

>iron mikes
>i like mine cherry

lol

>calf raises
>don't actually raise a cow to adulthood

Kek

Kek

>plank
>not wood
?!?!?!

I get like 25% of these jokes

>Prisoner get-up
>I'm white

>Crunches
>Still in one piece

>incline press
>universe explodes

>deadlift
>alive

>russian twist
>not a russian dancer

>Leg extensions
>I'm a manlet

>box jump
>not a rapist

lol g1

>deadlift
>no zombies

> shrugs
> still care

> pull-ups
> I don't have a baby

>push press
>pushed back

> good-mornings
> 2:00 PM

> preacher curls
> atheist

lel

>lunges
>ids only bregfast :DDD

Heh

>>surrender

>overhead press
>I fully understand

>Hammer curls
>NEET

what?

Kek

Heh good one

>machine fly
>be human

>Advanced groin stretch
>still not hung

>Captain's chair
>I'm not seated
>I'm not a captain

>L sit
>not seated

>barbell rows
>not a tavern wench named Rose

Absolutely top kek

> french press
> get shot

>L sit
>No hablo Espanol

>dumb belles
>used by women who are smart enough to know they need to lift

Kek

Zozzle

kek

>squat
>not gay

>hammer curls
>actually use Dumbbells

>Romanian deadlifts
>Not a gypsy

ay i ged it, well meme'd frendo

ebin

> dumbbel press
> still smart

>dragon flags
>i'm not welsh or bhutanese

>pistol squat
>not allowed guns in australia

>Do squat
>Achieve something

>Out of protein
>No fucking whey

>Zinc
>Ids fulla dizshes

>dip
>no crackers

kek

>the press
>hate main stream media

i chuckled

gave me a good laugh

>pull up
>didnt had to use my AK

Was it necessary to make the distinction between chuckling and laughing?

> wrist curls
> hand still straight

>Dips
>No Chips

This one was good.

Good job user.

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>tfw he laughed at mine
Stay assblasted

>split squats
>I'm a straight male

>use medicine ball
>I'm not sick

>Deadlift
>Still alive

lmao

Kekt

>Romanian deadlifts
>never stolen anything in my life

>jumping jacks
>my name's not Jack

>sit ups
>I keep laying back down

>lying leg curls
>hammys of truth

Yas!