Hightest thread + miring

hightest thread + miring
I'm too tired to make those long elaborate greentext

>have arm up bracing on wall or something
>"oh look at user flexing on us"
>"right, user we know you go to the gym, dont gotta flex on us"

>in break room putting on clothes in front of coworker
>"ohhh, user you're flexing on us again?, I gotta tell anon2"
>"I use to have a body like that in highschool"

>we're in checkers and we start counting the calories
>my caloric intake for my meal come up to about 2000cals and i decide to order more food for later
>"It's not right that user eats like this and can be so ripped"

They dont even know im DYEL by fit standards.

Post body

Yeaaaa

DYEL by Veeky Forums strandards. They were just normies

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We want to see fag

That dry, crusty asshole is not attractive. I bet she bleeds when she shits.

You might have body dysmorphia, but normies do generally overestimate your muscularity.

I gagged when I saw that tbf

you have some really high standards for assholes bro. I'd eat hers
>wanting to see another males body rather than these hightest grills
only on Veeky Forums
A little bit of both.

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>ITT: Fucking pussies

thats S U P R E M E xtra test

>wanting to see another males body rather than these hightest grills
What are you hiding user? Those "mires" were probably condescending insults because your a skeleton who acts like an obnoxious gym bro at work.

Maybe bro, but I don't talk about the gym at work. Also, if we want to insult eachother, we don't do condescending pussy insults. You still could be right though.

>go out on the weekend
>mates drag me to a strip club
>i cant afford a lap dance
>wind up talking to some stripper with huuge tits and a big ass about philosophy while theres other strippers dancing naked in the background
>go back to hers and fuck her a couple times
i recommend it desu

U can't have a hightest thread and mirin thread at the same time

Not with that attitude

Nah the word mirin is cancerous in general

What's up with everything being considered cancer? That term has been used on this board for years, why is it now cancerous?

cancer is synonymous with malignancy in the majority of people's minds

attitudes/behaviours deemed malignant in e.g. an online imageboard could be called cancer due to previously established connotations.

Why was her hairline the first thing I noticed

Last one for the night since I'm banned brehs

>talking to some stripper about philosophy

lmao what

She probably has a degree in philosophy, which is why she's stripping.

Im the guy who posted the story and youre actually right lol she also loved star signs and shit

Nigga, you never touch the paintings!

Jesus christ. For everyone interested the sauce is Argentina Me Gusta

>Putting Descartes before the whores

that TOP sign in the background knows what the fuck is up

NORLISAAAA!!!

wow, man thats a great story. I commend you brother.

>tips fedora

Let me guess, dont admire good bodies, except all bodies.
THE FEMINISTS HAVE FOUND US BOYS

She had one too many supremes
>if you know what i mean

I NEED SAUCE RIGHT NOW

That girl in the back hahahahhah

sauce for the love of god

what kind of things did you talk about?

Sophia Castello

Damn need more hightest pics and stories brehs.

I was in a pretty ridiculous mood. Screaming and clapping at the strippers dancing. Insulting the stripper I was talking to. And then i dunno, i was talking to her about my ideas and shit

god bless

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Even when I'm banned, I'll do it for the brehs

Source on this?