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This desu senpai

I'm going back to school next year. I won't come across any pro fattie groups right? You guys just tease with crap from tumbler or whatever the fuck it's called.

but ottermode guys typically look objectively better

balloon muscles can look bad

lean and ripped always looks good

Is this him?
youtube.com/watch?v=xH7kKnHpgus

>posting an infamous whore
>10/10

>pic semi related kinda

>that pic
>related in any way, shape, or form to what you were saying

Every recovering fatty here knows this feel, but hell I still keked

>the way she grabs that water bottle
oh lawdy

the problem is, im am (or was) skinny as fuck. Like ottermode without muscles. If i go ottermode i will still look dyel under the clothes. how often do you have the chance to take off the clothes to show that you are ottermode? so you will always be the skinny guy till u get the chance once a year to show that u actually lift. so fuck that. i dont wanna be a skinny twig 99% of the time

Gotta go DEEP

I don't know how they got that kid or his parents to agree to this. Such an alpha.

You know what the saddest part is of this webm?

This guy is so socially anxious he's not even comfortable doing something silly in his own room/area and keeps checking if nobody is coming or going. He's on edge the entire webm because if somebody spots him, he can't be stoic anymore

>real pizza
>has LEAVES on it

>the onion

You're quite silly lad

>not strategically getting your shirt torn at every social gathering
>not taking it off and putting it over your shoulder

>this current year
>thinking you'll make it

could have atleast post a real pizza

>real pizza
>posts some sort of cake

>posting some kind of weird tomato sauce bread soup

>this

Here. Have some REAL pizza, user. It's on the house.

What the fuck is this abomination

god it never fails to make me laugh
this guy is a fucking legend

fav type of 'go 'za right there

>Eternal anglo ruins another European idea

What the fuck
What

...

>her reaction when she couldn't ski

how can her right arm be so fucking photoshopped. It's so long and her forearm is so skinny compared to the other one.

>pole dancing

they never fail to hide some hints that they are all fat and have to lose weight nevertheless

What I don't get about these magazines is that they're both advocating fitness and health (i.e losing weight with exercise and healthy meals) yet they're also pushing the fat body is beautiful agenda to the hamplanets. It's just a vicious cycle and clearly, they're exploiting the low self esteem of these gullible people by writing EXACTLY what they want to hear and making them buy this shit.
I fucking can't even. I always laugh my ass off in the fps threads but god, I can't help but feel awful for these people sometimes.

Also why the fuck are there letters on the floor? 'Murica wtf?

This is why I lift

I don't get triggered because I'm not an insecure faggot

Who the fuck cares if fat people rambles on about how their weight is genetic? If they wanna be in denial that's their problem

Seeing people with my ideal body type eating shit food when I so much even look at McDonald and gain weight

kek do you even know the context of that dance you fuck

that's why the masterrace is between ottermode and strong

I do and that knowing that doesn't change anything what I just said nor do I see the relevance of it, unless you're coming from another board, started to lift 3 weeks ago and are now attempting a pathetic attempt of fitting in.

wewe lads

when ugly people shit on me for lifting but look like pic related when they take a bath/ do activities that make up will run off

I promise you, 99.99% of women do not do that. It looks like that girl has vitiligo, or tried painting in her hairline. Again, no girl even does that. What the fuck. Unless all the girls I know are not in on this

Pornhub is full of amateur videos with such couples.
Further proof of

Yeah, and if it is there it's not like the cool kids or anything lol, it's a small presence n on campus.

Whoa fuck, it is long

>ripped

My homosexual sides.

that's a nice looking 'go 'za

>not keeping up with the latest memes on every board

Clearly it's satire, but he's clearly still fat. To be able to make fun of yourself like that at a young age is enviable.

This does not trigger me because I'm not an insecure faggot like 90% of the people on this site.

Also, I am black :^)

The entire Kung Fu Panda 3 movie is so fucking wrong. But the cherry on the icing bucket is this entire fucking village.
I did regret taking my son to see this movie that day.

Is this bantz, or are you actually so dumb you don't know what basil is?

What is it about attractive, lusty women that just makes you wanna ravage?

This guy's dance was so fucking autistic and I love it!

WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN @

That's not attractive, mate

>yfw she just left a figure competition

didn't even bother after the second one. What's so bad about it?

Also gotta get him to see zoomania if he hasn't seen it already.

>""""this""""" guy
fucking newfags man....

Here's your (You) big boy

Seriously it took me a few girlfriends to realize how fucking ugly most women are. When you finally pay attention to how much makeup hides it's almost like a revelation to how ugly and insecure all these women who used to look "hot" were.

Gave me a huge confidence boost but made me an autist sperglord against girls who wear makeup. Natural beauty is hard as hell to find.

>powerlifters
>crossfitters
>chicks that take instagram pics/snapchat selfies in the gym
>power lifters
>the dudes that always talk about the science of bodybuilding and still look like shit after years of lifting
>power lifters
>people who do circuits in the gym on 5 machines and get pissed if you use one
>dudes that try to get stumpy as fuck (big legs, wide back) when they're like 5'4
>power lifters
>the group of DYEL teenagers that come in and hog a machine for 2 hours

WEW

GO ZA GO ZA

Some DYEL teen with a super fake overdone tanning booth tan, wearing a sleeveless shirt and trending floral print shorts who comes in and literally does nothing but low weight barbell curls for the whole time, resting in between sets for like five to seven minutes at a time to text on his phone and flex at himself in the mirror and took a selfie at the end.

CHAD eats PIZZA and FUCKS stacy. While you TREN hard and eat CLEN

back to with you and your shit memes

Giordanos my niqqa you from chi town?

>mfw I eat pizza, fuck Stacy, eat clen and tren hard

Am I Chad or just Gymcel?

Giordanos is tourist crap, real chitown pizza is the shit you find when you're drunk at 4am on a Sunday.

Name one then nigger

Every time

what a daft post. A hot slut engages the most basic male mechanism ever.

Women wear make-up to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards.
Where you literally born yesterday?
Natural female skin is ugly to you because you've been conditioned into believing women are supposed to have flawless skin.

would be perfect if it had olives instead

>girls at the gym
JUST

Maybe men wouldn't have "unrealistic beauty standards" if woman didn't wear so much make up all the time. But they still choose to even when guys tell them not to because "they're not doing it for validation from men, they're doing it for themselves" :^)

I don't get why there still aren't hetero men only gyms. Let the women do their yoga and talk about their emotions in semi nude in their women's shelters while men can work out in peace without being bothered by sluts and exhibitionist fetishists sexually harassing them.

jalapenos on pizza is peng phalalam good decision

What are you, a faggot or something? Watching hot chicks in tight pants is the best natty test booster there is.

I'd be curious to see the calories and macros on those "sizzling summer recipes"

>because you've been conditioned into believing women are supposed to have flawless skin

No, flawless skin is an attractive feature on both men and women because our evolution made us seek out that trait in mate. Women don't have to wear makeup but they have to compete with women who do.

>Women wear make-up to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards
Not true. Women wear make-up because they are manipulating lying cheats and then lie that the reason is to meet men's unrealistic beauty standards to hide their lie.

guys are not allowed to look at girls. those are the rules.

That fat fuck needs to be nailed to a cross

Being srs for a moment here, why do I get the feeling there are a lot of actual asian guys here

nice posture, bitch

people who work out without a shirt on in the gym

Why do girls make you feel like shit for looking at them at the gym?

>working out next to these 2 qts in a power rack
>noticed they were looking for a 10kg pl8 but there were none on their rack
>hand them one from my rack that I wasn't using
>they say thanks and I just go back to working out
>later on I want to use the seated calf raise machine
>noticed the qts were doing pelvic thrusts on a bench right next to the machine
>sit down at the machine
>notice them looking at me
>smile at them in acknowledgment
>one of them gives me a dirty look
>they start whispering to each other and pack up their stuff and move across to the other side of the gym
>mfw I realise they weren't even being tsundere, just mean

you fell for the act nice to strangers meme

Every alpha knows whenever a girl makes eye contact with you, you act offended for ever thinking they are on the same league as you.

What kind of smile do you have lad? I'm a 5"7 shitskin that has really bad habit of smiling at everyone and never had that happen.

>What kind of smile do you have lad?
The corners of my mouth stretch up and out and my lower eyelids rise a little as well. I think that's pretty standard though