Remember, even Disney thinks you're not worthy to be a Prince or Villain if you're < 5'10"
Maybe if they cover you up in some cheap costume, or you could be a fairy!
Remember, even Disney thinks you're not worthy to be a Prince or Villain if you're < 5'10"
Maybe if they cover you up in some cheap costume, or you could be a fairy!
>tfw your nigga Gaston is 6'3
goal body thread?
>tfw you're an inch too short to play Jack Sparrow
>five dozen eggs
> when you're an inch too tall to play Gaston
>Tfw can play anyone except a fairy
Tall enough to play Mad Hatter in some terrible costume or a some fuccboi named Terrence. Kill me.
>tfw not short enough to play anything but a villian
>tfw disney wants jack sparrow, the hunkiest of all disney characters to be in the ideal 5'8"-6'1" height range
stay mad lanklets
>tfw 5'7
Too tall to play Mad Hatter, too short to play Jack Sparrow
What the fuck
Do I have to play Terrence?
>disney wants princes to be 6'0" or shorter
>ogreish villians must be tall freaky looking lanklets
okay OP
Manlets, when will they learn
i'm sorry you have to be buff to play hercules lanklet
>Tfw only allowed to play a black lanklet
mad hatter costume is ugly as fuck gotta wear a potato nose, would gladly be terrence desu
Jack Sparrow?
Omg I am dying
I can play anyone but a villain at 5'10". Who's right here fit or Disney?
I know I'm super self conscious that I'm not six foot
5'11" here, I guess I can be any prince I want. I really was expecting taller height requirements for the princes though, considering how they tower over the princesses in all the movies.
5'7 fag here. we all should go as the fucking ants from A bug's life
>Gaston
>villain
Are we still calling him that? Did people not get the memo?
>can only play peter pan
well you can play Terrence fairy
>Disney's ideal: 5'8"-6'1"
>lanklets burnt!
Ideal to entertain 5'0" children. Stay mad, man-child.
Pirates of the Caribbean
>tfw can just barely play Jack sparrow
>Peter Pan
>Lower limit
Non memingly how many white men are there actually that height?
>tfw can only be Jack Sparrow
Should be every manlets uniform tbqh
>Gaston
>Villian
Dafuq??
How much do these faggots who prance around the park actually get paid?