What's the fastest way to get rid of a chubby belly fit?

What's the fastest way to get rid of a chubby belly fit?

By reading the sticky

realizing there is no fast way is legitimately the fastest way

By reading the sticky

A knife.

Oh boy you're in for a rude awakening
Enjoy your flabby skin you piece of shit

Take it as nature's way of punishing you for eating too damn much

>projecting

HIGH TEST. POST MOAR

Trips have spoken.

Eat fewer calories than you burn.

Download a calorie counting app like myfitness pal and just stop eating you chub shit.

By the way you entered the zone of no return for skin. Even if you get thin your skin will be nasty.

Run 5 miles daily (1 hour run). Drink tons of water. Avoid eating as much as you can.

Situps for sure. And crunches. You have to activate the fat receptors under the muscles in order to trigger your body to take fat from that location. This is called "spot reduction".

Actually you have to eat fat. When you eat fatty foods, your body releases the fat with the other fat that passes through your system. The more fat you eat, the faster you lose fat.

That is a slow pace.

Fatties tend not to be fast.

HIIT
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Also eat less you fat fuck

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Fucking kek

Killing yourself preferably or read the sticky

lmfao

Intermittant Fast + low carb/keto

Will she get back up from this?

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Cardio + Calorie deficit

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Someone in this thread is going to yell the london meme

SS+GOMAD

lol

nah

Get fucked by any man that desires it, do this by wearing slutty clothings. Bonus caloric loss if its a DP and or you get destroyed by a 10+ inch cock. Drink at least 6 scoops of cum protein per day.

you let me put a baby in it

Get bigger tits you fat cunt.

This too

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Plastic surgery

>Glorious

I could share this one weird trick, but then doctors, scientists, and personal trainers would hate me

>furiously scanned this picture for like 2 minutes to make sure this isnt my ex
>still not sure

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good advice. everyone else is trolling, desu

Tripps of truth

Trips speak the truth.

Trips don't lie bitch!

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