See this pic on Veeky Forums in a fit chick thread

>see this pic on Veeky Forums in a fit chick thread
>dink is diamonds
>send pic to gf to replicate
>gf is visiting aunt in another city
>she repliactes it and sends
>dink is meteor

Thanks Veeky Forums you fucking faggots

Nice blogpost, also woah your girl sent you a nude picture woah such a winner

B-but who took the picture for her?

>gf
NORMAN ROOOOOOO

Well OP, can you explain this one? Maybe Chad took it for her

Pics or it didn't happened.

>No reverse image
>Its real

You don't mind if I masturbate over your girlfriend, right?

>that picture
>"Don't talk to me or my wife's son again!"

That's not his gf though, that's the pic he saw on fit

I love those invisible selfie-sticks but they are fricken expensive

Poast the other pic. I want to see how close to original pic she came...

She used a timer and made a tripod using books

good on you OP. Didnt think youd actuall post it. She looks pretty hot but id recommend checking her for scoliosis.

Nice work breh. I bet you have a lot of fun with her. I jelly.

Stop memeing faggots and explain to me how she got the left foot replicated? That finger next to the big toe. Is she flipping me off like the OG sloot?

I laughed harder than i shouldve

Your GF is hotter than the original picture

OP is she asian?
is OP asian too?

Fuggin nice breh.
That's an ass worth eating.

Bruh your gf has very similar looking upper torso dimensions relative to my gf

Does she have mild scoliosis? Mine does

Does she queef as you go balls deep when you doggie with her?

>gf is visiting aunt in another city
>brings a thong with her
does she even have an aunt or is she just there to fuck CHAD?

that's kind of a weird thing, both to notice and in replicating

>thongs are for sex time only
Holy fuck youre a virgin

jesus user, good eye.

Dude your gf is a carbon copy of mine, from the back at least
Any front pics?

ohh pee, post your body, I need to know how fit I need to be to fuck a girl like that. I suffer from mild autismo.

My gf has similar body and I'm a fucking skeleton
I lucked out because she was a shy virgin when I met her and had a crush on me because I was the only one who spoke to her at work

maybe i'm ruining a joke here but all the toes are pushed together so the toe next to the big toe has to push out. they probably got on the left knee first so thats where all the weight went. the toe on the right foot never had that pressure applied to it.

t-thanks fg8
Shes persian
Eat it with a spoon on the reg
will take her to the doc in burka of course
She queefs all the time
She always has one standby in case I start missing her booty
its a conspiracy

my dick thanks you, requesting permission to fap to this my brother

trips demand an answer. let's see you gf brah.

Your girl wheres a thong for CHAD, while for YOU she won't even take off her PANTS while eating PIZZA with CHAD at a hotel ABS with PIZZA and CHAD pounding her THONG with PIZZA.

And YOUR girl is SMILING the WHOLE TiMe.

>pic related
Made the mistake of posting my body once, not again.
Shut the fuck up rainman
You have my blessings senpai

Oh shit I'll get banned, removing in 2 mins

my gf has bigger tits
Which is a shame cuz I like your gf tits better

Oh well

Is she Asian, BTW?

...

his gf's tits look boring desu

Holy kek
Well memed my frienf

look at those nipples, has to be asian

I don't know what it is, I like small jiggly titties

Maybe it's their perkiness compared to big ones

tits are overrated in general but big tits>small tits in bed. Nipple aesthetics mattering more than size.

Never fucked a girl with saggy tits (yet)

>that reading comprehension
Is Veeky Forums full of uneducated niggers or what?

Posted CB once, not again. Too many autisits
Stfu rainman
You have my permission senpai
I like perky ones better too senpai

OP still said she replicated the picture, you dumb nigger. That means it looks similar to the picture he found. Therefore the question rises: who took the fucking picture?

PS. Kill yourself.

>gf looks similar to mine

You know she's been fuckin all three of you by making round trips to where you each live and keeps telling the person "I have to visit [distant relative]" and onto the next man she goes

I don't like thongs is that bad?

It's ok you're probably just a raging homo

I am not I just don't see the point in them, having some string ride up ur ass crack like that either take them of or don't.

Fucking virgin the thong string is suposed to highlight the godly curves of a booty. Please leave the basement get some sunlight STAT

not even close

thongs were made so women could wear tight pants or dresses without panty lines showing

but that's beside the point, because they're hot regardless

>scholar detected

I would the thank CHAD for this honor while TIPPING my denim FEDORA.

>OP delivered
>on Veeky Forums out of all places

Wow.

did your gf took this picture of your aunt?
thats sick!

My man. I actually fapped to that photo yesterday.

Good on you OP. I have to describe to my gf how I want her to take nudes because if I show her actual photos of other girls that hurts her feelings and then I get drama for her jellyness. God I wish this wasn't the case.

Hahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahhajhahahhhahhahahhahhahahhahahhahhahahhhahhhhhahhahhhahhhahhhhahhha

>omg user why are you looking at pics of other girls? Dont you like me anymore?

I know what you are saying bro.

He's the only one who has a gf

Well I guess that's enough obliques for the day.

STEP 1

>TAKE CELLULAR DEVICE FITTED WITH CAMERA LENS

STEP 2

>OPEN THE CAMERA APPLICATION THE DEVICE IS FITTED WITH AND PRESS RECORD

STEP 3

>SET THE PHONE DOWN SOMEWHERE

STEP 4

>GET INTO YOUR POSE

STEP 5

>STOP THE RECORDING, WATCH THE VIDEO, AND SCREENSHOT

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, STOP BEING A NEET AND GET FRIENDS YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH. I KNOW YOU DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THEM, BUT FEMALES ARE GENERALLY OKAY WITH THEIR FRIENDS SEEING THEM NAKED.

I'M GLAD I COULD BE OF ASSISTANCE.

I refuse to believe virgins like this excist.

Well memed

more please

>has never talked to a girl about underwear

>low test
>gf

faggot

Get a gf that is younger hotter and dumber, the type of gf you can train and command like a dog. I flick my gf's forehead when I'm explaining something to her it hurts but it gets the message through; I'm the dominant alpha and you must obey the shit I tell you.

It also helps if she's into submission because whopping her ass can really teach her some disicipline in and outside of the bedroom.

khaleh gonna be mad as fugg when she find out her niece taking slutty pics in her home

kill yourself nigger

nice one op, now why don't you replicate that image for the lols and post it here.

Make sure to use the same thong as ur gf

>that flabby torso

at least she tried

>Shes persian

She's a shitskin but I want to make myself feel better about it.

ftfy

>it's another OP pretends he has a GF with pics he took off the net episode

Post more pics of your Gf and I may or may not post pics of mine/other chicks I've put my dick in.

I will also contribute if OP delivers.

I just made a tripod... with my dick.

I have to send my current gf to the gym. My ex was like your pic, petite and with small waist and athletic ass. Well that kinda changed after she had her baby. My current one is thin but kinda skinnyfat. Has no muscle tone and a bit of a flab. I feel NO attraction towards her.

Good for you bro, you GF isn't utterly jealous an possessive, I could not dream of sending such pic to my girl.

Khaleh can go dustat daram herself

kek

You and me my friend,we're on the same boat

Sick burns dood