>be me >handholdless virgin no first date >be 18 >not that ugly and i can talk to my friends well >a fucking no speak vegetable when talking to strangers >girl likes me 6/10 qt >on badminton team together >end of school she writes in my yearbook shitty pick up line >get number >text her everyday for a week >charming mothafucka >Eventually go to movie with her >i basically say nothing the whole time >she keeps trying to start conversation as i smile and nod >not even man enough to hold hands in movie >drop her off "thanks user" when will it end
Landon Watson
I don't understand how people like you exist
Aiden Butler
op here at least i lost my get a girls number and my first date virginity
Isaac Robinson
>dad in army >gone for much of early childhood >gone for months at a time in mid childhood >move place to place basically every three years gee why cant i talk to strangers
Justin Hernandez
at least you had a first date
Thomas Gray
either change or kill yourself, i don't see any use in complaining about this online
Ryder Price
>no new tinder matches in over a month >not swole enough to go shirtless for the fourth
i have to be big by Halloween, I HAVE TO
Alexander Richardson
>huge dick >fraud body >10/10 sex life
but now
>sex addict >violent depressed and psychotic without sex
Thomas Johnson
>24 year old virgin >get Veeky Forums >got a qt gf who is into anime/video games/same movies/music, etc.
life is great. its just so easy to talk with her. This is what making it must feel like
Nolan Bell
>had a great group online friends >we knew literally everything about each other >one by one they gradually leave for a real social life >realized vidya will never benefit me >quit games >never talk to them again
Carter Smith
>Be me at home working out >Doing squats, into my workout, giving it all I got >Sweating, vibrating, feeling the fat burn >Start to have a spiritual experience
Andrew Scott
People who watch movies, anime or play video games are dumb as fuck. Post a pic of both of you so we can collectively laugh at your sheer autism. Yeah m8 you sure are 'le making it' lmao
Charles Peterson
>People who watch movies
nigger, who the fuck doesn't like movies..jesus christ.
You are shit posting on a chinese school girl anime forum board for the blind..get it together
Gavin Phillips
Cool people don't watch movies retard, get a life.
Joseph King
CHECKED
Isaac Jackson
> You will never walk home together with a girl after school is over and just talk and enjoying the walk together until you both have to split at which point she says "see you tomorrow" while smiling and waving to you.
Aiden Mitchell
instead they lurk feel threads
Gabriel Ross
Don't mind him, he has this idea of cool people walking around all day with Stacy sucking his dick while shredding on guitar on the top of mount Everest or some shit
Most people's lives are fairly boring
Wyatt Barnes
Having a good significant other isn't everything in life, but goddamn does it hurt realizing that nobody has felt this way about me and nobody ever will.
Logan Hernandez
>24 year old virgin >somehow met a cougar >we start hooking up and dating >fucked every single day for 2 years >broke up and now no sex
It's better to never have had it then to experience it and know you will likely never have it again.
So fucking depressed
Matthew Hernandez
Mayn you people are losers. Try networking with high level people and ask them about their day :]. Oh wait you are autistic neckbeards incapable of even talking to the pizza delivery guy.
Kayden Green
>tfw she uses you because she doesnt want to walk alone because of stray dogs
Asher Cooper
just burn the world down man CHAOS TAKE ME MAKE ME YOUR VESSEL OF WRATH
Luis Fisher
Or rapists
Jeremiah Hall
this but for 8 years
Tyler Young
What does this have to do with lifting. Go talk about your autism in /r9k/.
Andrew Hughes
lmao, thank you for this user
Easton Rodriguez
>stray dogs
Is that what we're calling niggers now?
Kevin Wright
KEK
Michael Nelson
>feel like a unfuckable monster >start dieting ja lifting >lose 70 pounds >meat a gril on dating site >she ateist >get her in bed >she mouns heavenly >feelsgoodman
Jaxson Sanders
>this is what maling it feels like Im happy for you and all, but that's not even close to making it.
Juan Perry
If being happy isn't making it, then what is?
"Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants."
Connor Martin
I work with people who make more money in a day than you do in a year and for the most part their lives are pretty much the same as everyone else's.
Robert Brooks
wojak is the goat meme
he is designed absolutely perfectly, he always looks akward and disappointed in himself no matter what. pepe has too many uses and forms, wojak is perfect for what he does
Alexander Jones
Just realized I'm lactose intolerant. Fuck. I crave cheese so much.
Adam Cook
Hey everybody,
We all feel down every now and then, but this board is for fitness related topics! Please refrain from posting non-fitness related feel threads in the future. There are other boards for this kind of thing.
t. 23 year old virgin who realised wallowing in self-pity isn't constructive
Aaron Perez
Because you're a beta pussy piece of shit who blames everything but themselves for their problems.
Justin Cruz
>my bike got stolen yesterday >now I got to go back to riding the bus to the gym >I hate the bus, it takes 30 minutes to get there why are people so mean and steal my bike
hold me please
Joshua Cruz
>19 year old kv >kind of want to text my old oneitis who I haven't seen in a year but don't want to be creepy
Daniel Young
I feel like absolute shit, here's a quick story >be me >bretty big, built, Boulder shoulders n chiseled chest >have had gf's and plenty of sex in the past >3 weeks ago hangin with some qt's we met through a friend, we get high start cuddling >fast forward a an hour or 2 >we get sexual, I fucking this girl, only about 10 minuteslmao >later hear from friend that she told her that she didn't count it as sex since my dick was too small >I've never heard this from any partner I've had >it's fucking soul crushing, I haven't been able to jerk off in a week >I want to kill myself
Carson Lewis
Making it on fit is having other men drool over your physique, and banging whores as music festivals.
Christopher Morris
Sounds decent
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>talk everyday with cutie >bought her a nice birthday present >found out she has a bf and never mentioned it
what do i do guys, i feel like shit
Aaron Allen
>tfw single life
Leo Martin
Dont do it
Christian Thompson
she didn't mention it because she wants to dump him for you
Ian Edwards
girl regrets hooking up with because it implies she is easy and a slut says something about you to make her feel better
Man the fuck up! If you have indeed a small dick it was never a problem for you and/or your partners before
its just a random whore, dont let her crush who you are
Julian Collins
Lost my virginity on Saturday, cuddled all night and into the morning with the guy, then I had sex with a completely different dude on Sunday night
feels kinda degenerate, but also lovely. i think cuddling someone and kissing them while in a warm bed might be the best thing ever - even better than sex
i found it really difficult to sleep last night without someone holding me
Jonathan Cook
What is your length and girth?
Christopher Jones
topkek
just attention whores user
hold christian values one day be a mega slut the next
welcome to 2016
Samuel Bell
its not my fault - i had no idea how much fun messing around with guys really is
sometimes i catch the smell of his aftershave still lingering on my body and instantly pop a boner
Julian Sullivan
I wish I didn't read that
Logan Campbell
>tfw have that Except the faggy high school intro part.
Thanks for improving my shit day, cucks.
Carter Martin
>it's the fault of other people that I'm a thin-skinned bitch
Well...
Jayden Ward
Autism the Post
Ryder Robinson
> wanting pic related Wew lad
Gabriel Flores
I feel a little guilty for coming into these threads to feel better about myself.
>In happy relationship with good partner >Getting Veeky Forums together >He's lost sixty pounds, I've lost 93 at last count
My only issue is the way he frowns at me when I write up the food budget, like he doesn't believe we can afford to eat healthy. We've been doing it for two years now. When does the disbelief end?
Benjamin James
>tfw this is how my first gf at 16 years old happened