Hey guys...just asking for a friend but

Hey guys...just asking for a friend but....

How many calories does sucking dick burn?

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Less than chewing gum, if you swallow you gain calories.

Sallow to get gains

Depends, do you put high-rep arm work into it? Bam, more cals. Do you suck after he cums til he can't take it anymore? Bam, more cals.

not as much as sucking on the end of a shotgun while fingering the trigger

You won't burn any if you swalloed

>can't stop fapping to 2D traps
anime corrupts the soul

Imma need sauce pls. My soul needs more corrupting.

Who cares? Just fap to whatever makes your dick ahrd

that one's not a trap, just drawn by the same artist who drew the trap here name's Gujira

Fapping corrupts future gains.

source

>2D

No idea.

Nice boypussy user

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How do they get their asses so perfect ?

Ask your dad

Hormones and bleach

FUCK

No homo but I would maybe tap that

If only it were a girl. Androgynous/petite girls make my dick diamons

>no homo but I would have sex with a man
hmm

If I can trick myself into thinking it's a girl then yes, no homo

I don't want to go near anyone else's dick besides mine

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Might as well have the courtesy of giving a reach around. It's not like you're getting any less gay by avoiding it.

I'm not afraid of being gay

I just don't like other dicks. Never saw one that I liked

Well then you'll have no problem with common courtesy.

full pic

Imma need sauce on this, too.

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