You may now ask the MuscleGod anything, and the MuscleGod shall answer

You may now ask the MuscleGod anything, and the MuscleGod shall answer.

But beware, the MuscleGod is a fickle god.

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Wew is dat realy you in pic related? :D
Good jobb man keep it up nice progres, mirin hardd! ;)

Why does my dick shrink while my muscles get bigger? do you have a penis still?

Why is the most photogenic place in your home for you to take a picture in some dinky garage while the most photogenic place in my home to take a picture is on the balcony with laguna beach behind me?

how do I board the gain train? is a gallon of milk a day suffice for gains, dear muscle god?

Holy shit dem lats dhioo

Tyler pls go back to your g4p

The MuscleGod is pleased with your offering of compliments.

What you behold is mere image of MuscleGod, whatever mortal cameras may capture.

The MuscleGod inhabits the frozen tundra, such is his domain and abode.


10 eggs a day, a kg of lean mean, is how you book passage to the gain train to Valhalla

how do I get t-rex arms like yours?

MuscleGod, do you have any advice for cutting

Musclegod, how do I deal with not being attracted to 3dpd of my age?

You must first curl 120kg

Can MuscleGod do a muscleup?
#bodyweightcrewreportingin

I can only manage 20 :( long way to go

I really hope you mean 20 curls of 120kg.

wy u do dis

The MuscleGod must inform the MuscleGod has forgotten his trip. The MuscleGod know not the ways of Veeky Forums.;

Sit here in my muscular lap, for the MuscleGod will tell you story of man who wanted to cut.

Man once comes to MuscleGod, and asks for wisdom on how to get shredded. MuscleGod first considers smithing mortal, but since man comes will goodwill and a pure heart, MuscleGod reveals to him the secret of cutting.

"Move more, eat less". Says MuscleGod.

"But MuscleGod, what if I feel hungry?" says the man.

"Then move more, while gradually eating less every day." Says the MuscleGod.

"But MuscleGod, what should I eat?" says the man.

"Do not eat processed food. Eat what grows from the ground, lean meat, drink water. Train more while doing so. Set aside caffeine and sugar drinks. Set aside milk. Sleep more. Eat enough to just curb hunger, not to get "full". If you are hungry, eat again, but just enough." Says the MuscleGod.

"But MuscleGod, what if I don't want to eat less?" says the man.

"Then, you must double training time. Now begone." says MuscleGod.

In the end, man became wise, lost weight, became muscular, and entered Valhalla.

What is the true natty limit muscle god? Does it even exist?

Curl 20. Then other week curl 22. Then other week curl 24. Until one day you curl 120kg.

I bless you, go forth and become muscular.

salt detected

The natty limit exists, but much like fabled Mountain Everest, true summit lies way above what most mortal think.

Praise the MUSCLEGOD!!!!

Thanks Ty

ITT: The MuscleGod is actually a kind benevolent God.

What do you do for living?

I'm kinda skinnyfat. Should I bulk or cut?

well you are skinnyfat, might as well bulkcut

I rule Valhalla.

Mortal man must first start consistent weight lifting regimen, and good dietary habits. After 6 months, mortal man will see results, for the best, independent of situation, after 1 year, mortal man will be in position to chose wether should mortal man cut or bulk.

When mortal man find himself in this position, he will know what to do.

One has already been training consistently, Almighty MuscleGod. My lifts are by strenghtstandars "intermidiate" but I shall continue.

Thank you, Muscle God!

Please grant me divine gains

Are swole Muslims allowed in Valhalla?

What heavenly cycle does muscleGod run, if truly that is the muscleGod in the OP

Do you have a youtube channel? I seen a guy who looked like you lifting weights in a luchadore mask before on youtube a few years ago.

Hi, I'm Summer, what's your name?

youtube.com/user/NinjaTylerMUSCLEGOD

oh dear MuscleGod, I want to get my clinical psychology PhD and do research on obesity and motivation. I believe I can get into a good school and do quality work.

However, my family doesn't think it is worth it going to school for so long. My grandpa wants me to be a mailman.

What's the right road to take, and how should I feel about this?

Love,
Curious Questioner

Not the musclegod but always bet on yourself when it comes to education.

The only PhDs that have low value currently are social science and experimental psych.

That being said, make sure you're doing research and exposing yourself to clinical work in whatever position you're at now

The MuscleGod favors those who follow their hearts.

I bless you, go forth my muscle son.

Hello MuscleGod.

I used to be 350 lbs, but i started doing diet on december and today i've lost around 101 lbs.

My problem is that my skin is literally falling off now. I'm 6'3 but the skin is starting to become annoying.

I've learned to eat well and i am still losing weight, but i feel like i am becoming weaker too. I am using a lumbar support to try to fix my posture and it has worked well but now i feel like i'm becoming weaker and weaker.

It's been hard, but i just don't know where to go, the sticky was good to learn about calories and diet but i am afraid i make worse my scoliosis

You're a big guy.

Non-academic families don't know shit about PhDs. Explain to them that it's a job doing research, not just staying in uni for longer.

Thanks guys. I think it's just something I have to man up and deal with.

Will i lift shiny and chrome Immortan MuscleGod? Also how long have you been lifting?

How many dicks do I have to eat to become a musclegod ?

What would happen if I took off the mask?

If I pulled that mask of, would you die?

What did you go to prison for, roids? Gay for pay?

Did anyone care who you were before you put on the mask?

Also, were you born in the dark or did you merely adapt to it?

Ps, youre a pretty big guy.