Festival Aesthetics Season

>be me
>live a very basic life
>eat, gym, work, eat, vidya, sleep, repeat

My job requires that I wear formal attire and I wear sweats/shirt at the gym. What kind of clothes should I wear to show off the gains at a festival? Help me brehs.

Shorts and t-shirts you fuck

How many days is it? Does the place get cold at night? If so take a hoodie.
Is it an urban festival and are you allowed to go off site? Chances are you will get off premises at some point to buy some shit, if that's the case an extra pair of shorts and a t-shirt would be good (you will look like a tool going to the local corner shop covered in mud/dirt). Anyway most of the time you won't be wearing a shirt anyway so get some comfy footwear and shorts.

Also it's easy AF to get girls in most festivals. Enjoy and don't worry too much about what you're wearing.

Thanks for the advice, it's a 2 day festival & the weather is sunny both days. Should I wear shorts like 's pic related or cargo shorts?

I just want to look good but I have no fashion sense desu.

if you think most girls at a festival look like this you are going to be so disappointed

it's more like:

>old asian girls

>white trash girls

>jailbait

>fat girls

with the occasional hot girl but shes there with a guy.

cargo shorts unless it's a beach festival

don't wear cargo shorts. burn them. all these basic bitches hate on cargo shorts so those arent going to help you.

This is so wrong, i went to lollapalooza last year and there was so many girls with their asses hanging out.

>want to go to festival
>don't want to drop $200 on something that could be shit

wat do

are you trynna slut it up? go for chubbies and a tank. if you're not just wear shorts and a tshirt. depends on what kind of woman you'd like to attract. sluts fuck sluts, generally.

the vast majority of these crowds is trash or fat/out of shape

fit girls/guys are a tiny subset. most pill poppers are out of shape/dyel.

What's a chubby?

You've never heard of chubbies? They're short shorts that got popular via successful viral marketing. They're way overpriced, and they only fit if you have big, meaty legs. (You're on Veeky Forums so this should be a given) Also the belt loops are so small they require a chubbies™ made belt which they don't actually sell anymore. But they're trendy right now so why not drop $60 on a pair?

Damn dude you must live in some super trashy area then. I went to a higher end festival a few weeks ago and there were groups of hot af girls. Like I was blazing it with a group of cute skinny asian girls who just got out of highschool.

$200 to hear maybe 1 or 2 good djs, a bunch of meme acts, and hang out with drug addicts

sounds fun

on top of that, they were dressed in really skimpy attire. Some of them just had a sports bra and boy shorts that were pretty much panties.

but you also have the chance to get your dick sucked by some girls rolling on molly

WHO REACHING ELECTRIC ISLAND THIS FRIDAY BREHS

for $200?

just go to an afterhours club, that costs you maybe $10

is this like a right of passage in the asian community? only people i ever see posting music festival pics on facebook are asian chicks

Mirin, I wanted to go but my wallet said no

Why do I find that girl so disgusting? Could it be her crispy bacon-like skin? Or her complete lack of hips and boyish, stick-like legs?

asian girls are sluts

must be cause their parents are so overprotective

not the same desu. going toa festival is great. getting some pussy is just a bonus that may or may not happen.

OP make sure you nut inside her. chances are, youll never see her again.

I just wear shorts and a shirt and ditch the shirt as soon as it gets warm.

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what does vip get you instead of regular ticket

You've never been to a music festival than?
Bonnaroo, Manchester TN every year since its inception.
Soundwave a few times in Australia.
Just girls taking fucking pictures none stop, guys staring at titties.
Such is music festival life of today.

I live 2 hours away from Manchester, and I've wanted to go to roo for awhile now, but I'm holding off until I have gainz to show off

Sums it up. Years ago before all social media BS people were more interested in socializing, dancing, having a good time. Now it's full of idiots with gopros and a selfie stick recording themselves the whole fucking night and other people.

honestly just go shirtless, it gets pretty hot in the crowds

Tfw you will never attend lollapalooza '95

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Watch out user, nipples can get you banned.
I wish I was kidding.

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Only the huge ones are $200, there are tons of $60 shows throughout the year

I wouldn't even wanna go to a $200 one without a big crew either

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>erect nipples
>still huge areola
Those puffy nipples are a blessing and a curse at the same time.

maybe its because you're gay or a virgin who got too used to porn stars

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These things are the best. I try to work edc every year here in vegas as a medic or one of the lower tiers if I can get the days. I find it to be fun as fuck.

dont wear cargo shorts, too many pockets for you to spill spaghetti out of

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So... get some decent shorts, for a fraction of the price, ask a seamstress to shorten them up?
How short are we talking about, and cuff or no cuff?

this

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gainz is all i have