Did anyone else think they could actually become a Super Saiyan when they were little?

Did anyone else think they could actually become a Super Saiyan when they were little?

I did...

I never thought I could become a Super Saiyan, but I remember unironically trying to cast kamehamehas when I was a kid.

We had kids trying to turn into Super Saiyans though, and that rumor of one kid seeing another kid's hair turn a gold a little.

Man, I'm glad we didn't have the Internet/social media back when I was a retarded little kid.

>I'm glad I was so unpopular and hated that I didn't use social media back when I was a retarded little kid
>all of Veeky Forums

I'm 25, not 16 like you. We actually didn't have social media. We didn't even have youtube.

Saiyans are an alien race of were-apes and you can't throw fireballs OP. Your best bet is to shoot for becoming the strongest human who can't throw fireballs (pic related).

I always thought of it much like god when I was little: a goal but not a reality. soon I'll be an ubermensch.

>Not playing the more agresive game.

You guys just weren't training hard enough

>Constantly being a white knight.
>One has to perform a gay dance to make ice blasts.
>One is total Numale who gets the living shit beat out of him in every fight. Is constantly saved by his big bro.
>Big bro was once a bad ass, but that was a long time ago.
>the one with long hair is trained by big Lenny.
>Saiya is too beta to bang Athena.

Ok.

One time I tried yelling really loudly to see if anything could happen and it didn't.
I remember watching the episode where gohan teaches videl to fly, and I tried really hard to do everything she did in order too.
>tfw you'll never make it because you can't fly or turn SSJ

lol yeah i used to go out in the middle of this field by my house and "train" and shit. and challenge older guys to fights. i'm a grill.

Yeah, we had newgrounds. Shit was awesome. Who clock crew here?

Actual strongest human reporting...

I genuinely don't know why but this turns me on so fucking much. Must be the sub in me.

>never actually watched DBZ, thought it was boring as shit
>still pretended to be the Z fighters

I said strongest human who can't throw fireballs.

probably videl

What a poser

Yahoo Pool and msn messenger.

Habbo Hotel

I wish i could go SSJ m8 but having a pump is like kaio ken so at least we have that....

>be me
>in third grade
>right in middle of cell saga
>tons of training and trying to unlock the next super saiyan
>friends were also super into dbz
>we start running around at lunch training
>actually legit doing pushups, sit ups and cardio all lunch
>me and my best friend are the most dedicated
>eventually we start "sparring"
>have my first match
>it's against some european kid, starts off with him grabbing me and throwing me on the ground but since he only started training with us recently i barely felt it
>get up and start going to town on him
>ends with him on ground and me holding him in a headlock
>he's crying and a huge crowd gathers
>an older girl/family friend says shes gonna tell my mom
>freak out and start crying about how he threw me on ground
>we both get sent to principals office and both say we forgot why we fought
>neither punished
>first sparring session was a success

>this goes on for a while
>sparring continues but more secretively
>me and best friend keep training harder and harder
>had a rock hard super defined six pack at the age of 8
>he was a little stronger
>time for my next "sparring session"
>against midget asian kid
>he is actually strong somehow
>we are on the ground and i'm unable to get him off
>punch him in the head and roll over
>he tries jumping on me
>kick him before he gets on me and get up
>literally start running in circles around him
>don't have super speed though
>running goes on for a bit
>would go on to do this in many sessions
>he tries punching me while im running
>i dodge and push him
>keep running for some reason
>eventually run straight into him and knock him over
>get him in headlock
>end fight gg midget got fucked
>become known as a strong dude
>my friend was already regarded as athletic
>or maybe not it was a long time ago but i remember him being pretty strong
>some friends eventually lose interest in training
>play 4ball instead and train less often
>one lunch me and my friend are doing push ups
>forget how but we decided to spar

>would happen in a week to prepare

also just thought i'd mention some of my more autistic moments of impersonation

>got in front of the class after teacher left the room and pretended to go super saiyan
>like did the pose and screamed
>class had to use these red peices of glass
>pretended they were scouters and told everyone their powerlevels
>actually told one girl her powerlevel got higher when she was getting mad at me
>she pretended to get angrier and i exclaimed how high it was going

>day of fight
>me and friend are decked out in armor
>some gym equipment we took
>he is wearing a jump rope tied around his waist and a helmet
>im wearing a hula hoop around my shoulder
>we start
>all the usual kids are watching
>i punch him in the face and tackle him
>he knees me in the chest and gets up
>we start punching each other like in the anime
>i run around him in circles
>he says something about how he can go faster
>starts running
>we are running next to each other
>go back into punch off
>get him in headlock and slam him
>he pushes me off
>punch fest again
>crowd of kids dissipated
>also wasn't that big to begin with since 4ball gained popularity
>we both try to kick each other with shins and hit shins
>both collapse in pain
>shins hitting hurts
>rolling on ground for a good 5 mins
>he gets up a little earlier then me
>i wouldn't have gotten up if he didn't
>pretend it doesnt hurt that much anymore
>walk back inside leaning on him though
>make excuses about how the jump rope around his waist hit me as well so thats why i got up later (all the other stuff had fallen off)
>he goes along with it
>head inside and regale classmates with tales of our fight

>eventually the interest waned out when my best friend moved away and none of the other kids were as dedicated
>working out on my own every lunch got tiresome
>other kids didn't want to spar anymore
>stopped working out
>purposely tried to get a bad body after parents signed me up for swimming lessons and felt embarrassed cause i was the only kid with a six pack
>mfw lost all strength and became a skellington

>still love dbz though
>remember all the hours fighting with friends and brothers
>trying to kamehameha
>trying to go super saiyan
>getting super excited over everything that happened

anyways sorry for shitty greentext was just thinking about some old memorys

Hilarious

I want to watch a movie someday about an old man recounting his tales of trying to go in the afterlife only to learn that he's going to be brought back to life with the help of some magic balls.