Veeky Forums haircuts

>It's a lazy haircut for lazy people
this is why I buzz my hair.

I mostly just buzz my hair. I have fairly decent facial bone structure so I find that I look better with shorter hair.

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let me guess, you don't have a job where you need to look presentable?

$20/month to look nice isn't going to break the bank.

Why get a trendy haircut when you could just wear a fedora. It is timeless and will always be a hit.

Dude just google "gay haircuts" and your suggestion comes up

As opposed to what haircuts exactly?

Just searched "Heterosexual haircuts", it's literally nearly the same

Only acceptable hair cut period and any variation of it with a tapered appearance.
Anything else is nu male as fuck.

>says pompadour is the only acceptable haircut
>calls everyone else a nu male

the irony

Richard Spencer is honestly pretty Veeky Forums.

Are you seriously going to say a buzzcut or high and tight is more numale than this shit? Yer crazy bud.

The haircut for alpha's

>pompadour

Kid do you even know what a pompadour is?
because it's not what that guy posted.
A pompadour is where the hair is greased and lifted off the head.
>pic related
are you that fucking retarded you can't tell the difference between two haircuts?
pompadours are asian/10 haircuts.

>high and tight
>not tapered
tapered is a high and tight buddy, i even stated that in my original post.
>and any variation of it with a tapered appearance
You guys are all kinds of moody tonight.

But if it's a straight buzz and I don't bother tapering suddenly my balls fall off and I donate my entire paycheck to Anita?

This. 1/2" and with the hair in front of the ears coming to the middle of the little cartilage tab that covers your ear canal a bit. If your ears aren't shaped like that I'd be curious to know what your race is.

>tapered
>diminish or reduce or cause to diminish or reduce in thickness toward one end.
High and tights are tapered user.
The top of your head has longer length than the sides of your head, tapered.

I just end it where my facial hair begins.

tfw pic related hair

>I think pic related is pretty nice desu
>posts fat guy

My hair is too thin for a full pompadour. Can I make it thicker? Will I just have to put up with it?

>Starts a thread about Veeky Forums haircuts
>Posts the gayest haircut a man can have
I thought Veeky Forums being gay was just a meme

How about you don't get a fucking pompadour? Get a proper haircut you cuck.

I am limited to short hair because my hairline has been receding at an unpresidented rate.

Buzz cut is definitely a lazy haircut though. It's the reason I've kept one for years now.

>TFW balding
Feels bad bro

I usually get a #1 all over. Edge upup, Squared back and side burns. Any other tweaks to this, or is it fine? I get a haircut every 3-4 weeks.
Is gel or product necessary?

>I thought Veeky Forums being gay was just a meme

>I thought Veeky Forums being gay was just a meme
Are you dumb or retarded?

Feels like shit, but then again, my hair always looked like shit anyway so I don't even know how to feel about it.

>not shaving your head
wew

This

power rankings
>full and long, brock ohurn style
>completely bald, without beard

everything else is for cucks

lol, hello 2011

t. Veeky Forums

I'd say buzz or long hair myself

The undercut or whatever its called has become over saturated, just leave it for a few years and then come back to it.

Pretty much this.

All you trend fags need to pull the lifting plugs out of your asses. The new way is being wild and free

Straight up, every dude I see with those haircuts is a no balls pussy. Usually accompanied by expensive clothing, tattoos, and glazed eyes. With that haircut you need to start sharing buzzfeed articles and liberal propaganda on your Google plus profile.

Just get a normal fade like the rest of us have been getting literally since before scissors were invented

You don't know too many women do you?

It's called a Caesar if you're curious

Captcha: select all the pizza

clearly the mullet is the best hairstyle

hair grows thicker if you dont cut it for a while

t. used to have really long hair

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I'm guessing you don't have a strong sense of common sense

Basically the same and learn to use saltwater spray, a hairdryer and whatever hair product you prefer

Have something similar, I can do curly hair, straight hair swept back or to a side, or a small knot if I'm not in the mood one morning

I bet you're a fucking brit

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Man bun master race

This entire thread is showing the two camps men are sectioned into.

>anyone who does anything with their hair is a weak nu-male
>anyone who is too afraid to express themselves through their hair is an insecure nu-male

Both are pathetic, but the people too afraid to act a certain way are slightly worse because they let the world around them dictate how they should act.

Literally what nu-males do because they're afraid of feminists.

Seriously guys, stop being pussies and own yourself.

I have pretty much exactly the haircut in pic related. Even style it the same. Short with a trimmer on the sides so it tapers to about 3-4 inches on top and then i have a stubble that i trim with a beardtrimmer.

Fat mohawk is alpha. All you fuckers are posting just bieberfever haircuts

that guy looks like an absolute goof off

This

Stop valuing yourselves based on the approval of others. Break the mould and be a sick cunt, people will envy you for having the balls to stand out.

2014 called m8

these haircuts prove that Veeky Forums is gay. gayer than beating off to thick, joocy, manbutt with a buttplug. gayer even than /cbt/ or /plg/. that is how gay we've become.

seriously. what.
fag
lol fag
faggy fag fag
edgy hipster fag
gay faggot
super fag

what depths of faggotry is this become

whos on the photo?

D A M N KIICHI!
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M
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BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE ANIME HAIR!

Takes one to know one!

Veeky Forums is now gay? Lol, between CBT, /buttgeneral and Nohomo i hate to be the one breaking this to you

shut up fag i bet you couldn't scrub the jizz out of your ass with a brillo pad

short back and sides, long on top

tis the mullet of our generation

>our generation

I got news for you senpai

Buzz and let it grow is the true alpha

Pic or bs

This is the only acceptable cut

naruto irl

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yagotmegoyim

how about short back and sides + long on top + beard?