Reminder:

Reminder:
"In humans, German researchers have found that just having an erection is enough to spur testosterone levels. it makes no difference whether a man is watching sex on a screen or having it in real life, his testosterone levels will go up."

newsweek.com/what-fixes-low-testosterone-best-meds-or-porn-79773

If you aren't watching porn between sets you aren't training optimally.

>If you aren't watching porn between sets you aren't training optimally.

>He thinks we aren't.

Wow look at this newfag DYEL over here.

sniffing seats inbetween sets is all I need to get rock hard

I almost got caught once too but I just said I dropped so.ething lmao

ive always jerked off but dont finish before a workout at home. get all horny and you feel the test lvls rising

then an hour after workout, jerk off again and finish to get those recovery cells going

>I need porn for an erection

sorry senpai

>german intellectuals

On a cut and I've noticed the amount of erections I get has dropped. Like I have to try to get an erection and I never feel horny.

Between sets now, post moar

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I do this as well. I'll wake up around 4:30am and edge until 5:45. I then drive to the gym while stroking my cock ever so slightly. I work out with the furry of a thousand suns. After I shower and soap stroke my cock for another 30 mins and stop right before I cum. I then drive directly to work and do my daily work. I find that it also gives me an extra edge in the office; the women there often comment on my "glow" and "presence" and my superiors all love me. Just last week I alpha'd the fuck out of a deal with a blue chip company and landed a sweet comision; all because I am a pressure canister of pure male verility teaming with test. My loins are literally hot to the touch and everyone can sense it but can't place what it is about me that is so intruiging.

What do you get out of sniffing seats? Genuinely curious.

do you have fun writing your little stories user? :^)

I just ogle the cardiobunnies

Nice test boost tho

I do; almost as much fun as filling your daddy's asshole with my pent up semen after a day of mentally fucking everyone I meet.

>newsweek
>actually a tabloid

>source within article is a dead link
>not an actual scientific journal article

is everyone on Veeky Forums this stupid?

Le grinch straight poo poo man

I ERP between sets. Get on my level.

anyone know who this girl is?

Someone post the erotic dubstep story

thats the point of high test threads breh

I have no control over my erections, they come and go as they please
Also I last ridiculously long in bed so long as nothing slips into my asscrack, I cum very quick and intensely when my prostate is stimulated.
No homo.

>prostate
meh, personally I've never found the marginal increase in pleasure worth the cleanup it requires

Kek

Hey guys i've recently quit smoking and stopped watching porn also. I'm worried when i have sex with my gf that i won't last as long in bed. Normally when we have sex it's anywhere between 30-40 minutes and she'll cum a couple of times before i do. However, i have found recently when i masturbate i can cum from not watching porn and i get erections more frequently than before. Does this mean i won't last as long in bed?

No but bumping cause im also interested

it will take a few years for your CNS to recover from all the nigger dick porn, but eventually you'll become a non degenerate if you stick to not watching porn ever again

no but you see user i don't masturbate while looking at nigger dick porn. i look at stuff like doggy style videos because that is my favorite position with my girlfriend.

the question i want answered is when we have sex will i not last as long because i've quit smoking so my sensitivity has increased on my penis?

I was preaching this 8 months ago and you guys called me retards, I even suggested investing in a home gym and edging yourself to porn for maximum gains (but never cumming, only cum after 9 days)

you guys would flip the fuck out if you see what gains I've made, it's natural steroids.

>edging
elaborate, it is as easy as to masturbate until you are about to cum? do it after every set?

Source on pic??

he said it gives him erection, didn't you read?

I meant what about it he finds hot...the ass sweat stink, the shit factor, the creepiness of it...

When the gym's empty I'll have a tug over the handles of the elyptical and have someone use it after me

Kendra Sunderland

Thanks senpai

I know what you mean man. The pheromones on those seats get me hard every time.

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that's normal, I often notice my sex drive is related to how well-fed I am