I work at Pizza-planet, and I'm a roid monkey faggot who breaks all the rules.
Ask me questions, suggest some shenanigans before I get fired. I can feel it coming.
I work at Pizza-planet, and I'm a roid monkey faggot who breaks all the rules.
Ask me questions, suggest some shenanigans before I get fired. I can feel it coming.
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can i press in the squat rack there?
I don't give a fuck, and we have no squat rack. Just a smith machine. I'm too tall to press in it too.
DB Shoulder Shrugs, grunt and grin while reping
I already do, always!
bump
Start swinging the barbell like a baseball bat.
no barbell
put C4 in the water fountains
1. Take away all the tootsie rolls/candy hanging around and dispose of all the bagels and pizzas on the appropriate days they are advertised for
2. Watch fatties and casuals meltdown
youtube.com
something like this
they don't pay me enough to afford. Literally making a slaves wage.
I should totally do this. Pizza day is coming up!
For as much shit as people give them, it's a gym with (some) dumbbells, a cardio machines and ab stuff. It's a good value for 10 or 20 dollars a mouth
Can you control what music comes on the radio?
Quit on pizza day and take all of them when you walk out
True.
>C&J lightest person i can find
> throw them into group of fatties
>taunt people into coming near me
>pull band releasing avalanche of med balls
>lure survivors into hallway with barbells swinging from ceiling
>use bands to fling 5lb weights at incoming cops
>lure swat team into bruce lee mirror room
>takes those fags out with towel nunchuks
>finally get shot down tumbrinas and HAES supporters
Chase Woody
Are you australian? Also, if you end up stealing all the pizza, pls record any noteworthy reactions.
>Hack and replace the lunk sound with sound clips from a porno
>Go lunk it up
>AW YISS
Hope you know your electronics.
Do you guys get paid commission off of saying 'hi' and 'bye' to patrons?
You faggots at the desk get all tight when I walk by without saying anything.
I used to fuck a fat chick that worked there. She was really rad, loved her personality, shame she was fat
Embedded systems, if anything.
seated
My gym has everything a lifter would need besides a deadlift platform for $10 a month. Even got all new benches recently and they maintain their equipment well. Price is no excuse.
Should I sign up for PF or Golds gym. Both are close. But I'm a poor fag so I'm leaning towards PF.
I only really weight equipment. I can do cardio at home.
gOLD'S
Sign up at PF and work towards getting your money up. Then switch to Gold's. As the ethnics like to say, money over everything.