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you didn't spot the obvious troll

Sadly we can get it just like women. I had it once, had to do surgery in my pee pee hole to remove inside warts. It was pretty much hell.

>you will never suck on those fat veiny gook tits

What the hell....how did you get it?

Im 28 KV and im too scared to get a hooker after hearing all these STD stories.

>>you will never suck on those fat veiny gook tits
I hate that every time I go to a strip club, the dancers jam there tits in my face... Bitch!, I do not want to be the 50th guy to suck your titty tonight!

Even if, why someone who doesn't have them, would want to have them?

dirty trombone

I'm actually surprised that someone actually connected herpes with the mouth.

Every fucking country in the world knows the majority of herpes cases are an innocuous cold sore that happens around your mouth most of the time, America for some obscure reason is the only country on the whole fucking planet that believes it to be a venereal-only disease, and that having it means you fucked a hooker.

I've been wondering for years how an entire nation could be so massively retarded on something that's so simple to understand for everyone else. But then again, that's America for you.

T. assblasted herpes carrier who couldn't get laid once everyone found out he has the herps.

I knew this would be the first reply.
What's wrong, ameritard, you're mad that your typical citizien's sexual education is worse than Africa's?

No. Im happy that I don't have herpes. :^)

Fucking a Hooker was the worst decision of my entire life

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why?
as I 21yo kv here I had an opportunity to but decided not to. Waited this long might as well make it 'special'

what happened?

they are hookers? I thought it was an actual massage?

2016
Women play on tinder and hookup culture is rampant like its nothing and youre worried about hookers ahahahahahahhaha

Im sorry but you should worry about your enemies who want to see you gone...not this

can you get std's from recieving oral?

i'd never fuck a slut or hooker but i attract so many that i figure i might as well get something from it. i just don't want to get a burning dick from a few minutes of pleasure.

also i have no idea why people pay to be intimate with a walking disease festering flesh bag. there's plenty of fat girls out there to help you get off if you can't get a good one

why do people sell their souls to satan for money

because they want to enjoy their fleshly lives while they have them. What kind of question is that?

you can suck them?

Yeah most don't object.

You got fucked by a tranny thats your fauly for being a degenerate

But you probably do, as do 8/10 americans

I got vaccinated for HPV so I'm fine breh

stop the people who have never been in a strip joint.

touch a female stripper and you get a visit from bubba and his brass knuckles

You're joking right? Most places if you go in the back room you can even fuck 'em for more $$$. Sounds like you go to shitty places.

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True.

Which form did you get how did you treated it? I had been tested and got hpv6, but don't have any warts or anything.

Brehs i have an appointment with a hooker this weekend and she's letting me record our session.
Suggestions on something low key I should do during the session?

you better sauce me on that breh

Shit on her chest and begin crying

Miina Kanno

are you implying the average girl has more stds than hookers in 2016?

>JAV
Probably not going to find uncensored vids of her but thanks bruv

It depends on where you go. Ones with sketchy names that are open til midnight usually give happy ending.

White knight f8

Those are american twerking clubs, not real strip clubs

Fuck her while doing our official pose

sigh
If you really think people in charge are going to let their "investment" go and infect multiple parties with stds effectively ruining their revenue stream going forward then I have a bridge to sell you in san francisco

Feels good to be in Canada, variety of pussy. As for escorts a lot of the Asians tend to be Korean for some reason.

>tfw dating a former hooker

feels weird m8s
FOB chinese girl who started working at a massage parlour I frequent. (she doesn't work there anymore, I got her a job at the place I work)

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THAT KIND OF STUFF ON HERE.

REPORTED AND BANNED FOR LIFE

ew

You could be dating an asian girl with 0-3 sexual partners but instead or dating one with 100+. Why m8. You enjoy the future pain you're going to experience?

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Actually, she's still got her hymen intact (or used to before we started dating). She's probably blown a few guys before she stopped working but whatever.
She's a poor as fuck 18 year old girl who came here to study physics at a uni nearby in the fall. The money her parents gave her only covered her for a couple of months.

For fucks sake. Fucking women lactating is my fetish. I'm at work i don't want to go jerk off

oh hes def never been out of the country before. Why the hell would he do that...

Asian girls actually arent that hard to talk to honestly

>she blew guys for money
>this is the kind of women i want to represent myself with

0/10 self esteem desu senpai

>b-but i was poor i had no other choice

She took the easy way out. The men from her country were poor too and they didn't whore themselves out.

theres 2 types you fucking idiot

its not our fault you have herpes disgusting faggot

I don't have herpes. I'm just endlessly amused by how Americans don't even know the non-STD herpes exists, even though it constitutes more than 90% cases of herpes in humanity.
Your common idiocracy is a sight to behold.

>dating a hooker
AHAHAHAH

holy fuck dude how beta are you

>If you have oral-genital sex with someone who has a cold sore, this virus can give you genital herpes

Are you literally stupid?

>The men from her country were poor too and they didn't whore themselves out.

That's a bit of a false equivalence m8, but I see what you're saying.

It doesn't bother me desu, she's really cute, she was a virgin when we started dating, we get along great, she's fairly intelligent from what I can tell by her grasp on physics and mathematics, and we have similar goals.

There is strictly no penetration in those massage parlors (or at least the ones I've been to) for some reason, only hands, mouth, tits.
And good on you for doing that, but she better be fucking worth it. She better graduate with flying fucking colors, be successful and work at CERN or some shit.

>Dating a hooker
>Getting her a job at the place you work

Wew lad

I would saw my dick in half lengthwise with a piece of sandpaper just to get her to reply to my love confession text with a "k"

HNNNNNGGGG

I'd pay to watch a livestream of when that relationship goes sour at his job

Why u no come see me. You come see me when me love you long time. Whats the problem....

I only go to those places if I really really need my dick sucked

I've given 2 separate girls herpes from eating them out
you tell me

The one time i went and actually bought a lapdance she sucked on my ear and bit my dick through my pants. Assumed she was trolling for johns since after she asked me for a ride home. I told her naw cuz i was out of money and didnt want my first time to be with a hooker. I regret it now.

Sorry, im not an expert on this
But do people actually go to massage places to get a fuck? Do all massage parlors offer sex or just a few? How do you recognise the ones that do?

Shit. If she offered you a ride home maybe she just wanted to have free sex

Rubmaps, thank me later.

If the girls wear really short dresses you can probably fuck them.
Ive had luck with older ladies at these massage places too. (I had an older mamasan tell me she was sexually frustrated and if I could help. Got a pretty good massage and fucked her for like 1 hr for $100)
$$$ and being fit helps a lot.

Holy fuck. Gonna try. Thanks brother.

Thanks but i live in yoorop

I did it once and it was the best thing ever.
>hire high test 6" amazonian escort with maximum ass and tits
>rent out hotel room
>have high test woman sit on my face while jerking me off
>had her fart right into my nose
>came uncontrollably
>spent the rest of the session eating her ass out like a retard on bath salts
>went to the gym the next morning and broke every single one of my PRs

>kiss hookers
dude, thats nasty for all the parties involved (even for bystanders)

lol what are you, gay?

Gross.
I love having my face sat on but farting in my face is my #1 fear.

You're gonna learn to love it

yes, actually. 90% of the world's population test positive for antibodies for one or the other. the rates are slightly lower in the US at around 70%, but that's because we don't fuck our children. seriously the only people who don't have oral herpes are children (or khvs) who have literally never kissed or shared food or drink.

also don't kiss a hooker what are you thinking please stop.

I refuse

HSV-1 transferring to the genitals is extremely rare unless you've literally got an open cold sore on your face while you're going down. My guess is you didn't give them shit, they both just already had HSV-2.

Even if it improves your lifts?

Nice. I may try that one day.

you got a pic of said girl to fuel my fetish m8?

who is this?

Ema Kisaki
protip, when webms have those crazy filenames it's because they're saved from that gfycat site. most of the time they're posted on reddit so just search url:*filename* on reddit and you'll find the posts. especially with asians because of r/juicyasians

Good tip. Not sure if he is but I'm on my cell phone so I never see webm file names.

goddamn busty japanese mamas are my fetish

Zyzz pose in every position you can imagine.
Shout "FUUUAAARRRK" every 4.75 seconds.
Tell her to call you aesthetic, and ask her if she's mirin' every 7 seconds.
Shout either your own name, or Zyzz, as you splurt.
Scoop the love lather out of whatever hole you put it in, whimper about your gains, and slurp it up as you stare her in the eyes, and then tell her to make you a protein shake.

If you tap the 'webm" bit under the thumbnail, it shows the filename

Kek
I'll try zyzz posing and yelling ffuaarrk
Wish me luck I'll try to post a video on gif

I'm proud of you, user.
>WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT BRAH

Cold sores are literally herpes labialis you fucking retard

semen demon who

Pls be nicer to anons

You should make a thread here afterwards, maybe greentext it, and leave a link (cross board thingy) to the /gif/ thread to make it easier for Veeky Forums to find