/chad/ general

whats up with his skin

hello orungutano

So I just have been wondering
What kind of Pizza does Chad eats?

Chicago?, 4 cheez?, Vegetarian?

Look up winstrol skin

Is he gonna be the next bachelor. I might actually watch it if so

>working as a security guard
>had to take off jacket and was wearing just my fit shirt
>everybody mirin
>some girl comes up looking at me all smiling and stuff
>take her stuff to place in the scanner
>ask her how her day was
>she tells me she is good and is in love while lowering her sunglasses looking at me while biting her lips
>give her my zoom in gaze and ask her who she is in love with
>mfw she stumbles and has a fucking orgasm right infront of me

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>walk into a party at my friend's house
>wear tank bc summer
>somewhat chubby hightest girl immediately
grabs arm
>music was loud as fuck but at the end of her talking she muttered
>"hey user show me your room"
>went into my buddy's room and created a wetspot from dogging

I was bulking and wasn't shredded as I wanted to be, was kinda difficult bc next to the bed was a mirror and I kept looking at my conditioning and sometimes the pussy didn't even feel like it mattered.

Immunity cat is great, but he has nothing on shitposting on the internet.

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5 meat, the works

I can't believe you even asked about vegetarian. You are clearly a Rory

what?

Evan got destroyed.

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nice brah

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Why does he look so old?

Mirin. And i know the feel of bulking so hard i cant even enjoy sex without being self conscious.

hello orungutano

Being out in the sun accelerates aging. He was a marine as well so has prob seen some shit

he makes my wiener turgid with desire
(i'm a robot)

whats his weight?

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he doesnt look as buff in this vid, puts it kinda in perspective
instagram.com/p/BFwS_fkOSZE/?taken-by=realchadjohnson

hello orungutano

Chad's father, Charles gave him steroids at 14 so he could be starting quarterback by sophomore year.

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Does he even bench

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We need a petition for this chit

>qt girl sits on my lap in highschool
>put my arm around her wasit, she stays there for about 30 minutes talking to me
>later she said i had a great looking ass

she became my girlfriend, we were together for 8 years.

then we had to do some long-distance, she became a vegan, got a tattoo, and left me for a hipster who protests against fox hunting :^)

Stats niqqa

Hello orungutano

Why does it sound like a kid typed that? Also it's clear that he's fishing for attention by working out in a park

>Also it's clear that he's fishing for attention by working out in a park

what about those outdoor places with pullup bars and such

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Marines spend their time being worthless and playing vidya most of the time

For people who can't afford gym membership

>typing 'orangutano' instead of 'orungutano'
>making it

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shit. so instead of impressing girls i'll just look poor?

Idk If you look good enough you might get some

What was your body fat percentage at the time it happened and how many pounds could you curl on each arm 30 times

Wanna know how close/far I am to your level

>curling for 30 reps

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Spotted the dyel

hello orungutano

well what do you suggest

5'11 189-192 lbs, fluctuates.

This happened like 9 days ago so that pic was my conditioning

For arms I can do 35lbs for curls on each arm for 20 reps total

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8-15 rep for curls, also, you should be doing more than curls. get an actual routine.

>current year
>not speaking Russian

body fat percentage?
I do full body lifting, I was just using the curls as a reference since its what I put the most value on, I still do all of them equally (30 reps for everything) but I feel the best about myself when I do good on curls

Earlier today I did 30 curls with 40 pounds for each arm

Am I gonna make it?

Hello orangutan

>bf% ?

idk probably 12-14%

>30 reps for everything
>most value on curls
ok, now I know you're trolling
youtube.com/watch?v=PMh6oY9YbMA

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I do 5x5 preacher curls for my first set. Then do 8-12 decline curls and sometimes hammer curls. Hammer curls are pretty good as a finisher imo

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>That tiny dick that doesn't hang, it just pokes

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I think i remember seeing you post in another thread, did she move to NYC?

I want to believe this isnt bait

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Solid question. I am not, but I am considering naming my next son "Chad". the coolest thing is that I googled it, and it seems that there are not other people named Chad with my family name on LinkedIn or FB. None whatsoever.

He'll be going places ^_^

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name him some alpha exotic name so he doesnt become some soulless chad cunt

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>projecting this hard

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DO IT I DARE YOU ORANGUTANGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Is that a 2 kg dumbbell or a fucking prostate massager?

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You're not going places if you're typing "^_^" like a middle-schooled weeabo

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That's Bullshit but I believe it

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